Cam Patterson
Cam Patterson has performed on Kill Tony 9 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Cam discusses his controversial comments about Rochester, New York on a previous Kill Tony episode and his subsequent exchange with an angry Rochester resident who initially challenged him but eventually became a fan after Cam offered him free tickets.
- Rochester, New York resident threatens to smoke his dead friends after Cam insulted the city
- Cam changes his approach by offering free tickets instead of arguing
Cam does brand new minute about not taking politics seriously, discusses talking to Joe Rogan who talked to Trump, and tells story about racing crackhead for $20.
- Joe Rogan talked to Trump three hours; Cam talked to crackheads two calls away from Trump.
- Raced crackhead for $20; crackhead was slow, Cam won, they split the money.
Stories about flying Spirit Airlines and upgrading to big seats, buying FastPass tickets for family at Universal, joking about passing FastPass around like blunt.
- Buying courtside WNBA seat on Spirit like big first class seat
- FastPass at Universal costs $872, so bought one, passing around like blunt
Seasoned regular with original minute about good pussy theory (correlation with good hair in children) and not doing crowd work anymore.
- If your mama got good pussy, you got good hair
- Bald guy's mama had bad pussy (observational)
Regular comedian with two new minutes about relationship drama, ex-girlfriend's scary brother threatening violence, and awkward sexual situations involving anal.
- Brother threatened to cut off my toes and mail them to my mama
- Girlfriend tried to finger my ass without lube, I smacked her
Cam delivered new material about his recent financial success from comedy, managing taxes, reading YouTube comments (both positive and negative), and the contrast between compliments and criticism.
- Got compliments about being a star and great father, immediately followed by disagreement.
- Managing taxes now that he's a comedian instead of having regular job deductions.
Material about being fired from Target for being 'too Urban,' asking cowboy audience member to say N-word as a trap, talking to white customers inappropriately.
- Fired from Target for being too Urban at register
- Trap joke asking cowboy to say N-word, pretends serious question
Cam delivered a strong set about working at a grocery store, memories of elderly white customers, and a punchline about stealing a wheelchair from a lady who misremembered his name. High energy, street style, excellent pacing and crowd control.
- Worked at grocery store with very old white customers remembering slavery
- Helped elderly lady in wheelchair, she called him Jeffrey, he stole it
Cam discusses getting his first apartment due to stand-up, dealing with a massive roach infestation, watching movies while killing roaches, and his girlfriend's reaction. The set is excellent and well-received.
- Trained old tenant said he trained his roaches, 72 roaches doing TikToks in bedroom
- Big lizard roach walked into TV middle during movie, girlfriend admitted she has roaches too