Kill Tony #634 — Ryan Sickler, Yannis Pappas, Mike Feeney
Guests: Ryan Sickler · Yannis Pappas · Mike Feeney
Lineup
Set: Hans opened with tight observational material about eclipses and his dating preferences, setting up his upcoming HB Center bout with golden ticket winner Rick Diaz.
Interview: Tony discussed Hans's rivalry with Rick Diaz and his recent financial success, including supporting his parents and sending money to his mother in San Francisco.
- I don't have to wear eclipse glasses because his eyes are always in Eclipse mode.
- Israel/Palestine/Russia/Jada Pinkett Smith joke about geopolitical conflicts.
- Hans referenced his upcoming arena fight with Rick Diaz at HB Center on Dec 30-31, hyping the battle.
- Revealed he's been sending his mother $11,000 as repayment for letting him live in her condo for free while pursuing comedy.
Set: Crude material about dating disabled women and his sexual experiences, marked by a speech impediment that worsened under nervousness.
Interview: Michael revealed he's a Marine Corps vet who worked on helicopters, recently got arrested with a gun and weed, is on unemployment, and has a physical appearance compared to various pop culture characters.
- Dating handicapped girls because parking near Sixth Street is a pain.
- Autistic women are better partners because they don't call back with complaints.
- Tony compared Michael's appearance to how Hans Kim's eyes look.
- Michael admitted to recently getting arrested with a gun, weed, and other items after a breakup.
Set: Halima performed material about her appearance, her resting 'political discussion face,' voting behavior, and her appreciation for Steve Harvey, with comedic observations about race and politics.
Interview: Halima discussed her four-and-a-half years performing in Columbus, Ohio, losing 55 pounds through calorie counting, getting fired from her barista job for giving discounts, and her skills in cooking and math tutoring.
- She looks like a transitioning boy and has resting political discussion face.
- Never voted, watches Steve Harvey instead of voting in primaries.
- Halima was fired from her barista job the day before the show for giving customers the standard 15% discount they were supposed to receive.
- Red Band made a latte pun after she mentioned her coffee skills.
Set: Miguel performed extremely condensed material about his butthole nicknamed 'Shrek' and his girlfriend's attempts to insert a finger, delivered in about 20 seconds despite being allocated 60.
Interview: Miguel revealed he wrote the material two months ago on a napkin, lives 40 minutes from Los Angeles, drives big rigs, plays hockey, has an orange-haired girlfriend, and uses Plan B monthly instead of consistent birth control.
- Nicknamed his butthole Shrek because he has swamp ass like the character.
- Miguel's set lasted only about 20 seconds despite being allocated 60, with material he'd written two months prior.
- Tony noted that Miguel's Plan B usage of 'at least once a month' is abnormal and excessive.
Set: Connor performed material about a one-night stand compliment, taking his toaster out of the bathtub, firing his therapist, and a hookup with a raspy-voiced woman that reminded him of Steveo from Jackass.
Interview: Connor discussed hosting for Craig Gas, starting a monthly comedy show at Rosos, working at Heritage Boots on South Congress, attending lots of concerts, and playing guitar.
- One-night stand compliment fixed 90% of his mental health issues immediately.
- Woman with raspy voice during sex sounded like Steveo from Jackass.
- Tony asked Connor to play guitar on stage, resulting in a very poor performance that the band tried to cover.
- Red Band made a joke comparing Connor to a Guitar Hero player who was missing notes.
Set: Gent discussed having a brain tumor in middle school that caused a disability on his left side, affecting his dating life and ability to fight, while working at the airport throwing bags on planes.
Interview: Gent revealed his brain tumor was in 7th grade, works at American Airlines, gets nervous and stiffens up on stage, had a sexual encounter with an older woman at a bar, and is trying to lose weight for his 'winter arc.'
- Brain tumor made God think he was going to be a threat so he gave him Kryptonite.
- Can't defend girlfriend in a fight because of weak left side from disability.
- Gent discussed how his arm stiffens up when nervous, affecting his ability to spit game to women.
- Revealed he lost his virginity to an older woman at a bar in her 50s.
Set: Dewey performed extremely crude material about living in his car, masturbating in the car, pissing in bottles, and delivering food via Uber Eats with soiled carpets, followed by a bad joke about a white lady.
Interview: Dewey revealed he's 23 years old, recently got arrested with weed, a gun, and other items, is now using DoorDash, had a 4-5 year relationship that ended, and deals with unspecified domestic issues.
- Desensitized himself to masturbating in his car by rubbing it in like a cigarette.
- Got good at pissing in bottles while living in his car.
- Dewey admitted to being arrested with gun, weed, and other items, later claiming he's cleaned up since.
- Shane Gillis appeared in the crowd after Dewey's Down Syndrome joke about a pizza place.