Kill Tony #633 — Kam Patterson, David Jolly

Set: Hans opens with observations about UFC submission holds and buttfucking, transitions to jokes about hot summer heat matching test scores, and references Mexican test scores.

Interview: Tony and Hans discuss his neck herniation from jujitsu, his kettlebell training, punching bag work, and his upcoming New Year's Eve arena challenge against Rick Diaz.

Set: Eric performs jokes about weird compliments about his voice, butt taste, and porn-star fucking abilities. Discusses being told he's pretty enough to make men feel gay.

Interview: Tony and panel aggressively critique Eric's set and interview responses, discovering he moved to Austin homeless a month ago after failed job/housing plans in Reno. Interview devolves into roasting about his poor planning and unfunny material.

Set: Mars discusses his fucked up internal dialogue, self-roasting, self-bullying, and Xbox Live lobby chatter in his frontal lobe. Jokes about not believing in therapy and soy boys.

Interview: Tony discovers Mars is 6 months into comedy, formerly a software engineer automating data centers. Discussion includes his hair, music-making, living situation by Mansfield Dam with two bedrooms as a homeowner, and origin from Compton.

Set: Jesse (Gegsi) performs one-liners about flying to Austin for cousin's wedding instead of writing vows, yoga poses, shower addiction recovery, and rap appreciation. Makes corny puns about being a good guy.

Interview: Tony learns this is Jesse's second time on stage, he came from Seattle bachelor party. Discussion includes his single status, dad jokes style, golf club tempo translating to stage presence, and wedding rap performance.

Set: Martin performs tight material about sex dreams indicating trust, his large piano hands and elegant handjobs, and Texas heat despite dry climate claims with humidity from the sun.

Interview: Martin is a career substitute teacher from South Austin with large hands. Tony and panel ask about his teaching experience, breaking up fights, and classroom management, with Martin admitting he avoids certain schools and lets administrators handle discipline.

Set: Carlos opens with a controversial joke about getting AIDS from vaccines and previous conquests, including underage and dead women. Jokes about dating apps in small towns where everyone is connected.

Interview: Carlos is a respiratory therapist (16 years) doing comedy for 4 months total. He's a musician playing guitar/singing since 1999 with death metal/jazz influences. Gets invited to play at Continental Gallery Thursday nights, but leaving Wednesday.

Set: Nicolas performs absurdist story about meeting Pirus gang lieutenant at IHOP who had an M87 grenade, mixing gang narrative with waffle imagery and GTA Online references.

Interview: Nicolas is 21-year-old actor from San Antonio, played Leonardo in Seth Rogen Ninja Turtles movie. Discusses being child actor since 7, homeschooled, possibly autistic, plays drums, abusive father, spending $20k on clothes after manic episode.

Set: Spencer performs dark material about baptisms as locked doors and secrets, comparing holy water to other fluids, receiving memento to crime. Jokes about childhood sexual abuse being consensual and Deacon Dave being a looker, Pokemon cards payment.

Interview: Spencer from Charlottesville, Virginia moved to Austin a couple months ago for comedy scene. Four years of stand-up, can do 13 spots in week vs two months in Virginia.