Kill Tony #632 — Suga Sean O'Malley, Joe List
Guests: Suga Sean O'Malley · Joe List
Lineup
Set: Autistic Asian comedian opens with blackface makeup artist joke, Mexican sorting hat bit, and crude relationship content with girlfriend including cruise tracking app and strip club visit.
Interview: Hans discusses his regular status and upcoming New Year's Eve challenge against Rick Diaz. Reveals relationship details including strip club visit with Sean O'Malley and sexual content.
- Applying for makeup artist job on BET to get better at blackface
- Mexico like sorting hat for Mexican immigrants deciding East or West Coast
- Girlfriend went on cruise, showed app tracking her location in ocean getting fucked
- Hans performs exactly 60 seconds with no overage, showcasing his timing precision
- Discussion of New Year's Eve challenge with Rick Diaz for regular status
Set: Seven-month comedian from Amarillo discusses fake alien revelation in Mexico, scientist's prior fake items, and X-rays showing eggs inside aliens.
Interview: Eric shares he's been doing stand-up for 7 months, moved to Austin two weeks ago from Amarillo. Discusses phone repair background, $4,500 savings, current finances, and attempts to sing original song with band.
- Alien revelation story, scientist accused of revealing fake artifacts before
- Final boss crackhead comparison to alleged alien from Mexico
- Band plays along as Erik attempts to sing original song
- Tony criticizes Erik's attempt, praises the band instead
Set: Jacksonville native jokes about sharing name with celebrity Bobby Brown, family naming kids after celebrities with allegations, proposes naming son 'Joel Osteen Brown' for job prospects.
Interview: Bobby moved to Austin two weeks ago from Jacksonville, has negative $32 in savings and recently quit server job. Discusses smoking weed, dating, and pretending to be Bobby Brown's son twice.
- Bobby Brown legacy blame for Whitney Houston's death with 'it's my prerogative'
- R Kelly Junior as brother name, then planned sons named Joel Osteen
- Job initials J.O.B. as built-in employment advantage for child
- Bobby reveals 700 Instagram followers gained when Bobby Brown Sr died
Ric Diez
Set: Golden Ticket winner does observational comedy about big dick energy, sexual insecurity, and embarrassing ex-girlfriend story about never learning who he really is.
Interview: Rick confirms he's heading back to Brussels next week for work. Discusses upcoming New Year's Eve main event challenge against Hans Kim and confidence in the matchup.
- Has big dick energy but no big dick, nobody complains
- Ex told him she knows who he really is without revealing identity
- Watching open mic comics fight like women's basketball - disappointing and uneventful
- Rick challenges Hans Kim for regular status at New Year's Eve arena show
- Hans blocked Rick on Instagram after challenge announcement
Set: Second appearance comedian jokes about being perceived as gay regardless of outfit, wearing space cowboy style, stepfather's commentary on women's breasts, and comparing open mic fights to women's basketball.
Interview: Drew discusses his posture brace for kyphosis, microdosing mushrooms before show, and difficulty answering interview questions. Interview highlights his reluctant communication style.
- Perceived as gay regardless of clothing, even wearing women as outfit
- Stepfather said all exes had big tits, teaching about sacrifice
- Open mic fights like women's basketball - disappointing and uneventful
- Tony criticizes Drew's posture brace appearance
- Panel dislikes Drew's mushroom use before show
Set: Regular performs about giving homeless crackhead woman money, subsequent hug with unwanted physical contact, her schizophrenic breakdown, and sexual encounter aftermath.
Interview: Kam discusses new black audience members taking pictures, encounter with old Chicago man who called him 'the Rocks guy,' and upcoming Philly and DC tour dates.
- Gives crackhead money, she hugs him, rubs pussy hand on back
- Woman has schizophrenic breakdown, forgets him mid-hug, pushes him away
- Ends set claiming sexual encounter aftermath as punchline
- Kam promoted to full regular status during episode
- Panel praises Kam's consistency and energy
Set: First month comedian from Montreal discusses productivity apps and doing nothing, never receiving unsolicited dick pics as disappointment, men's respect making her unable to relate to female condition, and tampons as transphobic.
Interview: Helena is from Montreal originally, living in Canada 12 years, does comedy and draws comic strips. Has boyfriend in crypto from Morocco, together 5 years, does boxing.
- Downloaded 5 productivity apps but still doing nothing with life
- Never received unsolicited dick pic, hurts inability to complain like other women
- Free tampons in bathrooms transphobic reminder to trans women
- First month performer receives strong praise despite limited experience
- Panel attempts to get Helena to do shadow boxing, she refuses
Set: Kill Tony legend and retired regular performs new material about eating Greek yogurt analogy for skinny women, not believing in aliens because nobody in hood has seen them, and aliens avoiding neighborhoods due to spaceship theft.
Interview: David discusses new antibiotics and medication affecting his mental state, recent special taping, and upcoming tour dates in Tacoma, Tempe, New Orleans with Cam Gonzalez.
- Having sex with skinny white women like eating plain Greek yogurt
- Aliens don't come to hood because Black people will steal spaceship
- Aliens would end up at moon with Bluetooth discussions
- David returns as special appearance after retiring at 10-year anniversary
- David praises his professionalism and execution compared to other performers
Set: Repeat bucket pull from Galveston discusses being ugly (mistaken for haunted house worker), dating difficulties, receiving unsolicited pussy donations request, one-night stand failures, recent grandmother's death, and anal injuries.
Interview: Ben has been doing stand-up 6 months, from Galveston, describes town as Mission between Gilligan's Island and Walking Dead. Discusses lack of recent sexual activity (over a year), recent encounter with 60-year-old woman.
- Haunted house staff thought he worked there due to ugliness
- Requesting pussy donations from audience due to extended dry spell
- One-night stand ended with STD transmission and catching feelings
- Ben goes over 60 seconds, third bucket pull in four weeks
- Extensive roasting of Ben's appearance and teeth by panel
Uncle Lazer
Set: Redemption appearance performs punchline-heavy minute about Christian Mingle failures, dating single mother with multiple children, graphic pussy descriptions, and tight pussy making him claustrophobic.
Interview: Uncle Lazer is 33, today is his birthday, celebrates with cocaine use. Discusses using mushrooms and father's coaching to improve writing and structure in comedy.
- Christian Mingle full of non-Christian women with multiple baby daddies
- Pussy freshly post-birth looks like mud flap on 18-wheeler truck
- Tight pussy makes him claustrophobic, prefers wallered out version
- Best set Uncle Lazer has ever performed on Kill Tony
- Sugar Sean O'Malley wants to do cocaine with Uncle Lazer
- Genuine moment about father's advice to improve comedy
Zeke Hulet
Set: Return comedian discusses watching anime as white kid in small town, anime appeal to weird white dudes and Black guys, Panic! At The Disco song comparison, testing cousin with Green Day and Celebrity Lip Sync Battle reference.
Interview: Zeke has been performing 1 year, got kicked off college wrestling team for missing COVID test. Father was professional downhill mountain biker, mother traveled with him.
- Anime only thing white kids and Black friends had in common growing up
- Anime is Panic! At The Disco of TV for weird whites and Black guys
- Tested cousin with Green Day, he only knew Snoop Lip Sync version
- Panel criticizes Zeke's appearance and demeanor multiple times
- Tony prevents Zeke from attempting backflip due to safety and space
David Jolly
Set: Kill Tony legend and Cam Patterson's uncle performs new minute about professional homeless people with dogs in Austin, signs claiming hunger, comparing to protein they carry.
Interview: David recently hired as door guy at comedy club via probation officer referral. Lives with roommates from Orlando. Still with same girlfriend, single women with good credit welcome.
- Professional homeless in Austin always have dogs, assigned when employed
- 45-year-old dog with hungry sign, but carries all this protein
- Hans Kim not real concern due to Tony's best friendship
- David announces he was just hired as door guy at comedy club
- Police chased David to the show before he arrived