Ric Diez
Ric Diez has performed on Kill Tony 8 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Nightclub drugging warnings, urinal eye contact, family lack of group chat, Rubik's Cube sexual challenge, fake gluing.
- Guy at urinal staring at his dick while he stares at his eyes
- Girlfriend gave him 20x20 Rubik's Cube, he ungued and reglued it
No set recap for this appearance.
One-liner style comedy about handcuffing girlfriend, golden ticket winner. Short punchy set with multiple quick jokes.
- Girlfriend wanted to be cuffed, so he cuffed her to him
Golden Ticket winner does observational comedy about big dick energy, sexual insecurity, and embarrassing ex-girlfriend story about never learning who he really is.
- Has big dick energy but no big dick, nobody complains
- Ex told him she knows who he really is without revealing identity
- Watching open mic comics fight like women's basketball - disappointing and uneventful
Material about toxic masculinity and missing COVID distancing, trying to get rid of self-deprecating style, sexual bucket list full of tears from Hans Kim, calling out Hans Kim directly.
- Toxic masculinity, missing COVID six feet distance social distancing
- Sexual bucket full of tears from Hans Kim instead of list
Rick delivered self-deprecating material about not being in a relationship, being ignored by his therapist, having a therapist who insists he's not autistic or depressed, and dark humor about suicide.
- Recently started seeing someone; she hasn't noticed he's dating her.
- Called suicide hotline; had to convince Mark not to kill himself.
- Therapist insists he's neither autistic nor depressed, takes payment anyway.
Golden ticket winner's second appearance with self-deprecating jokes about priority seating, failing personality tests, imaginary friend named Dad, consent, safe words, turtles, and dominance.
- I took the bus and sat on priority seat; nobody said anything.
- When I was a kid, my imaginary friend was Dad.
Ric self-deprecates about looking like Spider-Man bitten by normal spider, forgets phone silent at cinema, jokes about cats dying alone, cuffs lady to bed, makes Uber driver cancellation joke about race.
- Looks like Spider-Man got bitten by a normal spider
- Cats go to quiet isolated places to die away from other cats
- Uber driver cancels after being asked 'white human extremely anxious'