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Kill Tony #704 — Harland Williams, Adam Ray, Joe Rogan

📅 December 30, 2024 📍 Austin, TX HEB Arena 🎤 18 comedians ⭐ 4 regulars

Guests: Harland Williams · Adam Ray · Joe Rogan

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Lineup

1

Kam Patterson

Regular

Set: Christmas homecoming with money, playing games with homeless people, family charades dysfunction, girlfriend's Rubik's Cube challenge.

Interview: Discussed family gathering, Rubik's Cube prank by girlfriend, recent cousin's inappropriate relationship, received Fruit by the Foot.

Bits:
  • Played Hunger Games with homeless people using chicken wings
  • Family can't play charades properly, uncle mimes cocaine
  • Girlfriend's 20x20 Rubik's Cube for sexual favors
Moments:
  • Joe Biden character mocks his outfit and TEMU reference
2

Bill Rhoades

Set: Texas shooting ranges, former teacher for 11 years, fired over comedy bit, federal law enforcement references.

Interview: Discussed getting fired from teaching position after Kill Tony appearance, nipple piercings, coaching experience, separation from wife.

Bits:
  • Texas indoor shooting ranges as public school joke reference
  • Teaching vs. prison: only ways to get fired
Moments:
  • Revealed he was fired from teaching due to Kill Tony appearance, made him notorious
  • Took daughter to get nose pierced while he got nipples pierced
3

Ric Diez

Set: Nightclub drugging warnings, urinal eye contact, family lack of group chat, Rubik's Cube sexual challenge, fake gluing.

Interview: Now able to work in United States thanks to Tony/Redban, read immigration lawyer letter calling Tony racist, got legal paperwork.

Bits:
  • Guy at urinal staring at his dick while he stares at his eyes
  • Girlfriend gave him 20x20 Rubik's Cube, he ungued and reglued it
Moments:
  • Rick is now able to work in US after immigration process, shares law firm letter
  • Law firm letter claims Tony Hinchcliffe is racist, Tony jokes about it
4

Jacob Ackland

Set: Works at Amazon warehouse, found 65-pound silicone female torso, problem solver role, TSA liquid concern.

Interview: First Kill Tony appearance, nervous, recently fired from Amazon job, smokes weed, no structured jokes.

Bits:
  • Found 65-pound silicone female torso at Amazon warehouse
Moments:
  • Jacob was pulled under wrong name Thomas, completely unprepared
  • Revealed just got fired from Amazon job, no backup plan
5

Law Koger

Set: Huckleberry Finn reading by white teacher with n-word, tattoos and molestation correlation, God prayer preventing test failure with 911.

Interview: Discussed being molested by 18-year-old when 11 years old, reads books, recent romance novel, autism suspicions.

Bits:
  • Schools banning racist books, white teacher read Huckleberry Finn aloud
  • Likes women with tattoos because he was molested too
  • Prayed to God before test, 911 happened instead
Moments:
  • Revealed childhood molestation by 18-year-old at age 11, Joe Rogan related
6

Deepak Sahota

Set: Government drone cover-up theories, Biden searching for pardoned son, coyotes human trafficking, animals evolving, abortion and inner child joke.

Interview: First comedy appearance, has medical condition nystagmus causing involuntary eye movement, legally blind, educator, intimidating eye contact.

Bits:
  • Government drones are aliens, China, or Biden looking for son
  • Coyotes evolved and started human trafficking business
  • Hard to find inner child if you had abortion
Moments:
  • Revealed nystagmus eye condition, legally blind, 20/150 vision
  • Harland Williams healed his eyes with sunglasses, miraculous moment
  • Staring contest with Joe Biden character, glasses applied for cure
7

Fiona Cauley

Set: Dating while disabled, men love women who can't run away, wheelchair progression, 16-year-old self reaction to current situation.

Interview: Golden ticket winner, new wheelchair with cup holder, slower than previous chair, fell in bathroom, got concussion, announced as performer on next arena.

Bits:
  • Men love women that can't run away reference
  • 16-year-old self would ask why in wheelchair now
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner, first arena appearance, standing ovation
  • Fiona announced as performer on next arena show with highest attendance
  • Joe Biden character sniffs her after dare
8

Chuli Joy

Set: Moved to Austin, saw confusing nonbinary fight, pronouns confusion joke, 'they won' punchline.

Interview: Previously on Skankfest, Tony previously called Puerto Rico garbage, family upset, now back on show, between jobs, looking for work.

Bits:
  • Saw two nonbinary people fighting, confused about pronouns
Moments:
  • Tony previously called Puerto Rico garbage, family was upset
9

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Comedy jobs in new administration, Fiona as border collie, Tony Puerto Rico comment, glad Trump back, Democrats shutdown, old people dying.

Interview: Stayed home farting on girlfriend, went hunting killed baby deer, had sideways sex in Cancun, spent money lavishly.

Bits:
  • Everyone in new administration got comedy jobs, including Fiona
  • Tony from Ohio landlocked garbage unlike Puerto Rico island
  • Glad COVID happened, got rid of bachelorette parties and Dominicans
Moments:
  • Revealed he killed a baby deer while hunting
  • Discussed having sideways lazy sex with girlfriend in Cancun
10

Deepak Sahota

Set: Government drone cover-up theories, Biden searching for pardoned son, coyotes human trafficking, animals evolving, abortion and inner child joke.

Interview: First comedy appearance, has medical condition nystagmus causing involuntary eye movement, legally blind, educator, intimidating eye contact.

Bits:
  • Government drones are aliens, China, or Biden looking for son
  • Coyotes evolved and started human trafficking business
  • Hard to find inner child if you had abortion
Moments:
  • Revealed nystagmus eye condition, legally blind, 20/150 vision
  • Harland Williams healed his eyes with sunglasses, miraculous moment
  • Staring contest with Joe Biden character, glasses applied for cure
11

Andrew Champion

Set: Friend has Indian Siri making stereotypical Indian comments, kidnapping concerns, don't hate his guy repetition.

Interview: Second time ever standup, Christmas gift from mom, works at Houston Improv door guy, trying to move to Colorado Springs.

Bits:
  • Friend's Indian Siri makes stereotypical comments about ATM and kidnapping
Moments:
  • Wears shark tracker bracelet from mom, also from ex-girlfriend
  • Eyes identical to Deepak Sahota's from earlier, zoomed in comparison
12

Andrew Dice Clay

Set: Spirit Airlines chaos, plane MMA fights, emergency door opener, Christmas turkey rant, girlfriend gift expectations, turkey stuffing metaphor.

Bits:
  • Spirit Airlines first class is just folding chairs, no real service
  • Christmas turkey nobody likes, gifts dependent on quality of oral sex
  • Stuffing tastes like turkey because cooked inside the bird
Moments:
  • One of greatest comedians of all time, first arena cell-out in history, legendary performance
13

Luke Stamm

Set: Hates homeless people, doesn't need legless ones, veteran homeless workers forgot to rob people, dark bridge jokes.

Interview: Third Kill Tony appearance, lived in Austin 4.5 years standup, was homeless before, works valet, lives with married couple.

Bits:
  • Homeless people ask for dollar, should ask for piggyback to bridge toss
  • Veterans homeless but forgot how to point guns at people for robbery
Moments:
  • Strong set immediately after Andrew Dice Clay, standing ovation
  • Revealed he was formerly homeless himself, now valet worker
14

Ari Matti

Regular

Set: Willing to marry anyone for US passport, sucks dick for freedom, watches 90-day fiancé, pregnancy key, accidentally impregnates other immigrant.

Interview: Estonian, disc golf sports, got first BB gun, birthday March 15, visa expires, Instagram girl with anorexia DM controversy.

Bits:
  • Will marry anyone for US passport, doesn't care about gender
  • Key to getting pregnant is pregnancy, Texas no abortion perfect
  • Got someone pregnant but turns out she's also illegal immigrant
Moments:
  • Work visa expires March 15, Tony promises he'll be fine but no email received
  • Girl on Instagram reported him for liking her pictures only since anorexia development
15

Carly Rose

Set: Personality hire at children's hospital while disabled, morale low jokes don't kill like cancer, body shots options, easy to date rape.

Interview: Not doing standup very long, dark jokes about disability, party tricks from physical condition.

Bits:
  • Personality hire at children's hospital despite being disabled and dying
  • Jokes don't kill like cancer on sixth floor
  • Has two body shot options, don't need alcohol to blackout
Moments:
  • Very dark comedy about disability in children's hospital
17

Harland Williams

Moments:
  • Harland healed Deepak's nystagmus eyes by putting on sunglasses