Kill Tony #703 — Gabriel Iglesias
Guests: Gabriel Iglesias
Lineup
Set: Jewish comedian from LA discussing being exotic in Texas, childhood fights, and starting Muay Thai where he received the nickname 'Jew F***er' from Latino guys.
Interview: Takes Prozac which gave him confidence to do comedy; fears the outside; his father was a comedy writer for Hollywood Squares and The Nanny; parents are very Jewish but father hates Jewish people.
- Tells people Jews still eat babies; got nickname 'Jew F***er' in Muay Thai class
- Kicked a kid in balls at camp after getting hit with ping pong paddle
- Golden ticket winner performing; Jack's father connection revealed as comedy writer
- Gabriel Iglesias relates to Jack's Muay Thai story and confirms the nickname
Set: Discusses Muslims not drinking alcohol and being sober even during terrorism; jokes about drinking whiskey before doing suicide vest straps.
Interview: Started standup in 2010 (15 years ago); doesn't own a clock or calendar; lives in South Austin with roommates; discussed a bar crawl with Ari Shaffir where they photo-boosted.
- Muslims are sober even terrorists; suggests they could use wine to calm nerves
- If had to strap suicide vest would be hammered, would arrive drunk
- Tony notes the joke was incomplete, missing a big ending
- Gabriel confirms Muslims do drink with anecdote from Ari Shaffir bar crawl
Set: Veteran discussing overdue prostate exam; graphic Eagle Scout story involving Power Glove and sexual acts; VA disability only provides four Viagra tablets monthly.
Interview: Retired Navy National Guard recruiter from Michigan; moved to Austin a year ago; reviews celebrity feet on Love Line radio; has extensive collection of fetish material; reveals top three freakiest things he's done.
- No finger up butt since Cub Scouts; jerked off scout leader with Power Glove
- Gets only four Viagra monthly from VA; voted Republican for Trump's promise of ten
- Audience member faints during sock removal; Jason claims his feet are soft
- Reveals three freakiest things including butthole fingering, feces encounter, and accidental foot job
- Multiple audience faints; Gabriel expresses shock and concern about content
Trev
Set: Lost virginity to deaf girl with accent fetish; works in high-tech security doing cocaine experiments; did porn as 'Pro-One Attorney at Raw' in courtroom-themed films.
Interview: Started standup in 2018, got serious in 2021; has two kids in San Antonio with ex-partner of 11 years; works in high-tech security; enjoys one-wheeling and video games with kids.
- Lost virginity to deaf girl; developed accent fetish; they can't hear us
- Works in high-tech security; experimented with cocaine and turned it into habit
- Did porn as Pro-One Attorney at Raw introducing people to penal system
- Tony finds the interview boring compared to Jason Vest's extreme content
- Gabriel relights blunt for Sandy's birthday; Trev successfully maintains audience attention
Set: Opening expresses anger at Jason Vest's graphic content; entire set about crackheads in his family providing phone number and asking for cash app; raw and energetic delivery.
Interview: Uncle recently passed from crack addiction; Gabriel met the uncle in Atlanta and bonded with him; discusses crackhead behavior and family dynamics; cannot do white person impression.
- Has crackheads in family with phone number; they ask for cash app to buy crack
- Crackheads are different from street encounters; personal relationships with addicts
- Expresses visceral anger at Jason Vest's content; claims people like that should be on a list
- Gabriel reveals he met Kam's crackhead uncle at Atlanta taping and they bonded
- Kam cannot do white person impression; Gabriel attempts one successfully
Set: Uber material discussing female driver, Asian driver stereotypes, worst driver fought with passenger while running red lights, five-star rating for safety, retaliatory one-star reviews result in dropped at neighbor's house.
Interview: Third appearance on show; doing standup for almost two years; moved from West Palm Florida to Austin; bartends and produces shows; wrote fiction in early twenties; has dog named Whiteclaw.
- Buckled up for female Asian Uber driver; Asian people can drive that's the problem
- Worst Uber driver fought entire ride, ran red lights; gave five stars for fear
- Leaving one-star reviews results in drivers dropping him at neighbor's house
- Eddie opens up about assault charge during college on acid; self-harm to avoid jail
- Gabriel and Tony encourage Eddie to discuss his felony more; realizes raw material potential
Set: References rapper Mystical and Combat Engineer role in Gulf War; imagines Mystical as mind sweeper preparing troops during war while launching rap career; references 'Shake Your Ass' lyrics.
Interview: Standup for eight years from Bakersfield/Fresno California; moved to Austin a year ago after girlfriend got job transfer; broke up after eight months; dated comedian Lindsay Tyreek.
- Mystical was combat engineer during Gulf War; imagines him as mind sweeper leading troops
- Michael reveals he was amateur MMA fighter with 2-2 record; fought with glasses and contacts
- Gabriel and audience push Michael to dance; he reluctantly dances on bad knee
- Michael gained 50 lbs in relationship with engineer girlfriend; both got fat together
Set: Argues with girlfriend about sharing food; makes joke about putting thumb in 'our butthole'; friend's cat has feline AIDS; misunderstands transmission; jokes about cat owner's name being Magic Johnson.
Interview: Moved to Austin from Columbus in December; started standup four years ago; worked engineering before job hunt; girlfriend is engineer who supports him; Army intelligence interrogator (35 Mike).
- Arguments with girlfriend about shared food plates; jokes about butthole access
- Friend's cat has feline AIDS; joke about cat owner's name being Magic Johnson
- Yale delivers polished tight set; Gabriel immediately recognizes his comfort level and skill
- Extended sexual content about oral sex with girlfriend during interview; graphic performance
- Invitation to secret show Thursday; strong first-time impression on Gabriel
Sandy
Set: Compares comedians to strippers; told stripper he could save her, she showed bank account; fell in love with homeless surfer girl with dreadlocks; played I Spy with tweaker girlfriend; jokes about midget anatomy.
Interview: From Inland Empire California; first time on show; family loves Gabriel; seen at Citizens Bank Arena Ontario; service technician at apartment complex fixing AC and plumbing; works six years there.
- Compares comedians to strippers bombing; stripper showed bank account, asked her to save him
- Fell in love with homeless surfer girl with three-year dreadlock addiction; played I Spy
- Midgets have nice asses but big foreheads; ass bigger than forehead
- It's Sandy's birthday; Gabriel acknowledges and lights blunt for him
- Lost finger at UPS at age eighteen; cart squished it off; received only $4000 settlement
- Woman from Dallas repeatedly makes annoying noises; Tony calls her out for not realizing it's his birthday