Jack Shaw
Jack Shaw has performed on Kill Tony 11 times, winning a golden ticket. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Talks about being called autistic by dad post-appearance, is Jewish, family on Epstein and Schindler's lists, similarities between autism and Judaism, punchline: Jews don't like trains.
- Dad keeps calling him autistic more since appearing on show, he's just Jewish
- So Jewish: family on both Epstein and Schindler's list
- Autism and Judaism similarities: loud, nervous, socially anxious. Jews don't like trains (vs autistic train obsession)
Jack self-deprecates throughout his set about failed jokes, including bits about peeing sitting down, a Rocket Money subscription joke, and antisemitic DM controversy. He pivots to Hanukkah gifts for the panel.
- Rocket Money subscription joke about getting app that reveals two subscriptions.
- Girl gives him the ick for peeing sitting down; responds about pooping standing up.
Jack discusses moving in with his girlfriend and cultural differences between LA and Texas masculinity, Jewish indecisiveness, and gender identity.
- Moving to Texas with girlfriend requiring him to be more of a man, but LA raised him with gay people
- Jews are indecisive people; even our name is Jewish
Jack discusses the dangers and awkwardness of receiving roadhead while driving, describing panic when a UPS driver witnesses the act and offering positive affirmation.
- Roadhead is dangerous like texting while driving, compares to offering coke addict cocaine.
- UPS driver witness positive affirmation moment during roadhead act.
Jack discusses his father's struggles with trans pronouns and drag shows, his own complicated relationship with his sexuality, and a mushroom experience at the beach.
- His father struggling with trans pronouns but finally getting it right.
- Came up with a great name for a Jewish drag queen.
Jack discusses getting an acting manager and the types of auditions he's sent on—all unflattering roles that typecast him as autistic or pathetic. He lands a callback for 'dumb guy number two' over a severely autistic competitor.
- Casting director saw his face & said he's perfect to get beaten up.
- Lost callback to severely autistic guy despite being dumb guy #2.
Jewish comedian from LA discussing being exotic in Texas, childhood fights, and starting Muay Thai where he received the nickname 'Jew F***er' from Latino guys.
- Tells people Jews still eat babies; got nickname 'Jew F***er' in Muay Thai class
- Kicked a kid in balls at camp after getting hit with ping pong paddle
Jack describes his struggles with masculinity, driving a Fiat, and a confrontation with a road-rage driver who called him a 'trans bitch.' He responds with pantomime martial arts from his performing arts school training.
- White girl transitions to look like Jack; drives Fiat in fast lane
- Road rager shoots pantomime finger guns; Jack catches bullet with teeth
Set about playing with his penis, making it look like a man with a big nose, masturbating at dinner tables, and his resemblance of his penis to Mitch McConnell.
- His penis looks like Mitch McConnell, never sent a dick pic because of appearance
- Never smiled while masturbating, gets angry during the act
Jack does clever observational comedy about not going through puberty, comparing to Rachel Maddow and Harry Potter. Jokes about bullying in performing arts school and doctor touching his penis during eye exams.
- Compared to Rachel Maddow and Harry Potter on spectrum.
- Doctor always touches penis during eye exams.
No set recap for this appearance.