Kill Tony #669 — Luis J Gomez, Sal Vulcano
Guests: Luis J Gomez · Sal Vulcano
Lineup
Set: Jesus does observational comedy about women being snakes and references Frances McDormand. He makes jokes about Seattle not investigating sexual assault cases and sexist commentary.
Interview: Tony discusses Jesus's background doing stand-up since 2015, his previous appearance on the show with Shane Gillis, and his violent crime conviction involving an arcade glory hole situation.
- Women are snakes because scientists found clitoris location on snakes.
- Waiting for sequel to Women Talking called Bitch, Shut Up.
- Reveals he worked as jizz mopper at glory hole arcade
- Details violent crime conviction from strangling man with chain
- Explains how he used racial slurs when arrested leading to hate crime charges
Set: Jordan's first comedy attempt bombing badly. Makes jokes about relationships and teachers, with extremely poor delivery and weak material.
Interview: Tony discovers Jordan is 27, from Cleveland, works in software and is a professional boxer with a 2-0 record. They discuss his weight loss (100 pounds) and dating a Korean woman.
- She explains friends by their bangs or shoe types.
- Teachers hooking up with kids was always the popular ones.
- Tony notes Jordan's terrible performance and weak voice
- Jordan shadowboxes on stage at Tony's request
- Revealed as professional boxer but terrible comedian
Pierre M
Set: Pierre does controversial material about rape statistics in village scenarios and slavery. Discusses his workout routine and dark observational humor.
Interview: Tony learns Pierre is born and raised in Austin's East Side, drives 18-wheelers for Pepsi for 8 years, has been doing comedy only 2 months. Discusses gentrification of East Side, dating preferences for black and Latino women.
- Could rape 98% of people in room if in village situation.
- Black people wouldn't make good slaves compared to other races.
- Makes extremely dark jokes about rape that shock the audience
- Louis J Gomez compares him to David Lucas
- Offered guest spot at secret show Thursday
Set: Todd's golden ticket winner set about not being great at sex and his declining sexual performance as he ages. Self-deprecating humor about body image.
Interview: Todd discusses his kidney stone surgery experience, the removal process involving a nurse and pliers at the urethral tip. Brings actual kidney stone in container which Lewis J Gomez swallows.
- Wife is amazing at sex but he's not good at it.
- Thought older and fatter would mean bigger cock, was wrong.
- Golden ticket winner from Portland returning after years away
- Lewis J Gomez swallows Todd's actual kidney stone
- Charles Reid drum solo after CJ Gore drums off
Set: Kam's set about rocks not being food, visiting Springfield Missouri, and Bass Pro Shop. Discusses archery hall of fame having no black people.
Interview: Kam discusses his weekend in Springfield, the Blue Room club, old comedian Old Man Willie who's 92, and stories about guest spots and interactions with audience.
- Rocks are friends not food reference to eating rocks.
- Springfield's main attraction is Bass Pro Shop not anything interesting.
- Mention of eating rocks from earlier incident
- Story about 92 year old comedian Old Man Willie calling girl a whore
CJ Gore
Set: CJ's terrible set using old joke book material about disabled women named Aileen and Irene, Mexican girlfriend and weird food. Only two weeks into comedy.
Interview: CJ is 43, started comedy 2 weeks ago, does construction sales for HVAC/plumbing, married 10 years to Mexican woman. Discussion about drums and musical abilities.
- Dating disabled women named Aileen and Irene (puns on seeing).
- Mexican wife cooks weird organs like brains and intestines.
- Only two weeks into comedy doing bad joke book material
- CJ does drum solo after Charles Reid mocks him
- Charles Reid destroys CJ with superior drumming
Set: Jack does clever observational comedy about not going through puberty, comparing to Rachel Maddow and Harry Potter. Jokes about bullying in performing arts school and doctor touching his penis during eye exams.
Interview: Jack is 25, from Los Angeles, started comedy 3 years ago. Full Jewish, teaches traffic safety to kids. Discusses his clothing, ethnicity, and family history.
- Compared to Rachel Maddow and Harry Potter on spectrum.
- Doctor always touches penis during eye exams.
- Wins golden ticket for Skank Fest at end of interview
- Louis questions if dad is really dead
- Reveals full Jewish heritage and circumcision joke
- Booked for Bottom of the Barrel show next night
Set: Half black comedian's set about weaning off the n-word with nicotine gum and being half-black as mid. Makes jokes about MAGA and political commentary.
Interview: Mars Martian has been doing comedy 14 months, is unemployed, formerly software engineer at Fortune 100 company, laid off due to AI. Claims to usually murder but this set was weak.
- Chewing nicotine gum to wean off saying n-word.
- Being half-black is pretty mid, only gets half benefits.
- Tony says Jack Shaw was better than this performer
- Lewis makes joke comparing them swapping clothes
Set: Jocelyn's set about boyfriend leaving for underage girl. Jokes about not having graduated high school and the confusion of the situation.
- Boyfriend left for underage girl, confused about competition.