Ari Matty
Ari Matty has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Estonian assassin comedian performs about hating sober people, trusting drunk friends, alcoholic friends having best stories, PDD empire falling, example of Joe DeRosa blown by tranny in New Orleans. Extended material about hydrated rapists at parties.
- Don't want sober people at parties; they remember everything; need to know real you at 3AM
- Sober guy with water at parties is the rapist, not the drunk guy
Estonian accent-heavy material criticizing Taylor Swift concerts and her lack of backside; calls for ISIS to bomb her concerts.
- Taylor Swift has no ass, why is she famous
- ISIS should bomb Taylor Swift concerts for perfect society
Estonian comedian's set about taking girls to movies and how women pick terrible films. He discusses the differences between watching movies with dates and gives dating advice.
- Watch the movie before going with your date so you can answer her questions.
- Women always pick miserable movies like The Fault in Our Stars.