Kill Tony #668 — Sam Tallent

Set: Hans discussed watching Joe Rogan with Terrence Howard, recent bombing in the country correlating with better Uber drivers, women enjoying drag as blackface for women.

Interview: Hans discussed recent gun purchases, drinking, smoking weed, left eye dominance, trying to win back his ex-girlfriend who he Door Dashed and played Fortnite with.

Set: Kaitlin discussed past anorexia, bad haircut story about husband tracking, controlling behavior in relationships, and a controversial miscarriage joke.

Interview: Kaitlin shared she's been doing comedy for 2 years in Dallas, is a stripper and sex coach, has a lawyer husband who's also a comedian, and discussed her sex coaching methods.

Set: Tanveer joked about meditation and visa issues, being diagnosed with multiple mental health conditions, and emotional connection to his newborn daughter who is a U.S. citizen while he remains on a visa.

Interview: Tanveer discussed 8 years doing comedy in San Antonio, moving from Mumbai to College Station, recently cheating on his separated wife with a man from Grindr, exploring his sexuality through comedy.

Set: Miller joked about looking like Matthew McConaughey with Down Syndrome, Pete Davidson as Taco Bell spokesman, being in an age gap relationship, and meeting girlfriend as her fifth grade PE coach.

Interview: Miller has been doing comedy 3.5 years in Aspen, Colorado. He manages a restaurant, quit drinking 8 years ago, got arrested for having cocaine and made a funny quip that went viral in New York Daily News.

Set: Fiona, using a wheelchair due to Friedreich's Ataxia, joked about people not noticing her great ass and bragged about making men unable to walk the next day.

Interview: Fiona does comedy 3 years, has progressive neurological disease, boyfriend is a comedian, uses wheelchair as travel method, discussed dating in wheelchair and has short boyfriend.

Set: Kam discussed Diddy beating woman in elevator video, his auntie's advice about not beating women on camera, and struggling to tuck a towel while praising Diddy's towel-tucking technique.

Interview: Cam discussed recent Vegas trip, almost buying sex but changed mind in the morning, family reunion with cousins, taking cousin to rave, enjoying strippers, and allegedly stealing jokes with another comedian.

Set: New Logan's set was extremely weak, featuring unfunny crowd work about handstands and being gay, offering fake NBA jersey, running to the venue, and attempted joke about fucking Roseanne.

Interview: This was New Logan's first time doing stand-up ever. He works at Kill Tony's box office selling tickets. He recently raced Cam Patterson and considers himself the fastest person at the venue.

Set: Tom opened with religion material, Christ is King statement, jokes about Jews running Hollywood, comparing different religions in Hollywood, and inappropriate Catholic priest molestation joke.

Interview: Tom has been doing comedy for 8 years on the show. He was trying to leave when his name was called. Tony noted he looked drowned and red, questioned why his set was so bad.

Set: Logan discussed not understanding time zones and London being ahead, made joke about slavery and government reparations, referenced The Bachelor, and made inappropriate jokes.

Interview: Logan is 26, software engineer from Seattle visiting with brother Ethan. Flew to Austin on Friday. Spilled Tony's water at the beginning. First time attempting stand-up.

Set: Ethan discussed brain-eating amoeba in Ladybird Lake from Uber driver warning, witnessing cop arrest deaf homeless man, and considered introducing him to D Madness for small talk.

Interview: Ethan is Logan's brother, also from Seattle, moved from Cleveland to Charleston South Carolina seeking change. First-time stand-up attempting. Wanted to take more risks.

Set: Jacob discussed watching Planet Earth documentary about dolphins having sex for pleasure, made jokes about dolphins cheating and polluting oceans to match dolphin behavior.

Interview: Jacob does comedy 5 years, from Denver/Bakersfield, now lives in Austin since December. He lives in van traveling U.S., sells hats/pins at music festivals, does documentary interviewing Americans about future.

Set: Michael Scott II joked about most friends being white because of his name, peeing outside at white friends' houses to mark territory, and marking himself as their black friend.

Interview: Michael does comedy for years in Fresno/Bakersfield, moved to Austin December 30th. Works two jobs: fixing televisions and valeting for white people. Discussed his dick and credit score.

Set: William opened with slavery joke, Iran's president helicopter crash mechanic joke, Lizzo and anti-Israel activists joke, and Red Band's mom herpes gene therapy joke.

Interview: William discussed cooking chicken breast in crock pot with Dr Pepper, making pasta with Dr Pepper, getting diabetes from the sugar. His brother Seldon works as door guy at venue.