Tom Whalen
Tom Whalen has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Tom opened with religion material, Christ is King statement, jokes about Jews running Hollywood, comparing different religions in Hollywood, and inappropriate Catholic priest molestation joke.
- Jews running Hollywood doing great job
- Catholic motto about sex being vile act
Self-deprecating joke about stolen lighter; minimalist lifestyle (table and chair); admits to watching porn with regret; awkward callback about breakfast with Asian roommates who have cream of wheat while he watches 'little Asian girls' porn; punchline about timing of orgasm.
- Watches porn, regrets it during breakfast with Asian roommates eating cream of wheat
- Minimal lifestyle: only has table and chair, but drunk claims to have two