Michael Scott
Michael Scott has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Michael joked about black Roombas, naming his Roomba 'Toby' (after Michael from The Office), and buying a used Roomba at auction for 3/5ths the price.
- Every object meant to improve life is black; named Roomba 'Toby' with outfit
- Bought used Roomba at auction for 3/5ths the price of new black one
Michael performs material about his appearance resembling Donatello from TMNT, discusses rabbit breeding and rabbit sex lasting only 10 seconds.
- Looks like Donatello from Tyler Perry's Ninja Turtles movie because he's the tech guy.
- Started with 2 rabbits, ended with 14; observed 10-second rabbit mating duration.
References rapper Mystical and Combat Engineer role in Gulf War; imagines Mystical as mind sweeper preparing troops during war while launching rap career; references 'Shake Your Ass' lyrics.
- Mystical was combat engineer during Gulf War; imagines him as mind sweeper leading troops
Michael Scott II joked about most friends being white because of his name, peeing outside at white friends' houses to mark territory, and marking himself as their black friend.
- White people love The Office, most friends white
- Peeing outside at white friends' houses to mark territory
Michael discusses FDA approval of pill making semen taste like pineapple (for Black women vs white women), dating apps running background checks, and felonies not equaling job disqualification.
- FDA pineapple semen pill approved; Black women vs white women joke
- Dating app runs woman's info through 50 state prison systems