Kill Tony #667 — Adam Devine, Harland Williams
Guests: Adam Devine · Harland Williams
Lineup
Set: Observational humor about Afro-Latino beats, women's appearance vs. behavior, dog ownership as perversion, and misunderstandings about consent.
Interview: Hans discussed his hall of fame induction, staying at Polly Shore's mansion, his new teeth, recent cocaine use, and his career being 'fixed' by Kill Tony after previous setbacks.
- Women dress sexy then get mad when you want to fuck them
- Owning a dog means staring at it while it pees, which is perverted
- Basketball shorts analogy about consent and desire
- Hans Kim inducted into Kill Tony Hall of Fame after defeating Rick Diaz in rematch
- Tony coaches Hans through audience interaction and drug use confession
Set: Jokes about Chinatown organization, Sweet James billboards, sobriety checkpoints, and miniskirts as dating signals. Also performed a song dedicated to blue-eyed white guys.
Interview: Nicole discussed her move to LA a year ago to Koreatown, her dating preferences for romantic and Latino men, learning to roast, and appreciation for Tony's support of diverse comedians.
- Chinatown Sweet James billboards become 'Sweet and Sour James'
- Sobriety checkpoint led to inappropriate response about miniskirt
- Nicole performed original song dedicated to blue-eyed white guys
- Panel had difficulty understanding Nicole's accent throughout interview
Set: Racial humor about being 'whitewashed' for proper pronunciation, nine-year relationship without kids due to girlfriend's miscarriages, happy Mother's Day joke.
Interview: Seven discussed his warehouse work, double nose piercings, nine years with girlfriend Princess Jamaica, loss of 40 pounds by quitting fried chicken, and unique name origin.
- Whitewashed for pronouncing words correctly instead of slang
- Girlfriend's miscarriages mean no kids and happy Mother's Day joke
- Natural birth control via repeated miscarriages
- Real driver's license shown with name Seven Evan Seven, father named 'Six'
- Revealed girlfriend's full name is Princess Jamaica Cod
Set: Self-deprecating humor about being a bad boy with syphilis, dunking on Capone, being secretly gay, and closing with ratatouille impression of killing family.
Interview: Adam praised Casey's previous work, complimented outfit from Iguana Thrift Store for $200, discussed the Dutchman's Key and its metaphorical significance.
- Al Capone of LA comedy scene due to untreated syphilis
- Dwight Howard comparison for being secretly gay
- Discussion of mysterious 'Dutchman's Key' artifact that Casey carries
- Adam Devine praised Casey's previous performances
Set: Jokes about picking up white women at BLM protests, racism and dating, men's selfishness regarding women's physical issues, and eating ass trend.
Interview: Tolu discussed his St. Patrick's Day merchandise shirts, cage fighting record (8-4 amateur, 5-10 pro), self-identification as part Irish and part Black, and incident with homeless people pulling guns in Austin.
- BLM protest to pick up white girls who think dating black men isn't racist
- Women with scoliosis get ass sticks out, men blame them for back issues
- Eating ass now trendy, used to be fighting words
- Harlan Williams walked off stage offended at Tolu claiming to be mostly black
- Detailed self-defense story with homeless people at gas station in Austin
Set: Observations on gender-fluid terminology, gendered food consumption, strip clubs and duck parks analogy, and kidnapping ducks.
Interview: Tony and Adam discussed Sarah's string cheese eating methodology, Harlan asked about her large Gorgonzola ring (family heirloom from Holocaust survivor grandmother), Jewish identity.
- Gender fluid sounds like another name for cum
- Men eating string cheese is gayest thing straight men can do
- Strip club and duck park are same with bread/money analogy
- Sarah revealed ring is family heirloom from Holocaust survivor grandmother
Set: Jokes about wet dreams and Ronald McDonald, puberty delays requiring testosterone shots, trying scary things leading to cocaine, masturbation reference.
Interview: Heath is a golden ticket winner at 21, wore the West Hollywood bear costume Friday, has a tattoo of Breaking Bad episode name from age 18, staying at Polly Shore's mansion.
- Bad dream about Ronald McDonald being chased caused cum in underwear
- Puberty lied about height, voice, muscles but delivered acne and public erections
- Tried something scary at open mic and now has coke habit
- Heath was the West Hollywood bear costume performer from Friday show
- Golden ticket recipient, 21 years old, appeared to be much younger
Set: One-minute set about looking for side chick, dancing looking like seizure, compliment from gay man, exact one-minute timing.
Interview: Martin from Virginia, has cerebral palsy, visited LA previously, went to beach and pier, saw Hollywood cemetery and Mel Blanc's grave.
- Need side chick but first need main chick
- Dancing looks like seizure, real seizure looks like dancing
- Martin is golden ticket winner from Washington DC previously
- First time performing on stage with cerebral palsy fully visible
Set: Jokes about father being stripper with various jobs, mother's affair, go-go dancing as a kid, snap-away khakis at school.
Interview: Dane does stand-up one year, lives in LA with girlfriend who works for Red Cross driving blood, previously sold weed, no current job, father had Irish pub.
- Father being stripper, thought he just had many jobs and was cheating
- Put in cage to go-go dance, only kid with snap-away khakis
- Harlan joked that Dane Anthony's girlfriend being unable to get pregnant means girlfriend might be male
- Dane revealed no current job, supported by girlfriend, moved back with mother previously
Set: Jokes about Biden signing random bills including lynching hate crime bill, college scam including special ed students, graduation experience.
Interview: Cam discussed wearing tank top pajamas due to laundry, All-Star basketball game scoring 35 points, tour starting in Temple, mixed Nyquil/Dayquil causing sleepy performance.
- Biden just signs random bills including lynching hate crime bill too late
- College is biggest scam, special ed students paying is biggest finesse
- Audience member revealed to be Cam's father Kenny Patterson in front row
- Pulled up shirt multiple times to show physique to audience
Owen Parker
Set: Jokes about warehouse safety rules vs. deaf HR employee, blind girl basketball with dolphin echolocate, free throw fouling and liability.
Interview: Owen has been doing stand-up two years, worked at haunted maze as 16-foot tall goblin, got fired for sexual roleplay, year sober after crashing car at 88mph into oak tree.
- Can't listen to music at work but deaf HR employee can wander warehouse
- Blind girl basketball video cheered for making free throw, but somebody fouled blind girl
- Owen revealed one year sobriety after crashing car at 88mph into tree at 3am
- Adam Devine revealed he also worked at haunted maze previously, both from Rancho area