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Kill Tony #667 — Adam Devine, Harland Williams

📅 May 12, 2024 📍 Los Angeles, CA YouTube Theater 🎤 17 comedians ⭐ 7 regulars

Guests: Adam Devine · Harland Williams

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Observational humor about Afro-Latino beats, women's appearance vs. behavior, dog ownership as perversion, and misunderstandings about consent.

Interview: Hans discussed his hall of fame induction, staying at Polly Shore's mansion, his new teeth, recent cocaine use, and his career being 'fixed' by Kill Tony after previous setbacks.

Bits:
  • Women dress sexy then get mad when you want to fuck them
  • Owning a dog means staring at it while it pees, which is perverted
  • Basketball shorts analogy about consent and desire
Moments:
  • Hans Kim inducted into Kill Tony Hall of Fame after defeating Rick Diaz in rematch
  • Tony coaches Hans through audience interaction and drug use confession
2

Nicole Tran

Set: Jokes about Chinatown organization, Sweet James billboards, sobriety checkpoints, and miniskirts as dating signals. Also performed a song dedicated to blue-eyed white guys.

Interview: Nicole discussed her move to LA a year ago to Koreatown, her dating preferences for romantic and Latino men, learning to roast, and appreciation for Tony's support of diverse comedians.

Bits:
  • Chinatown Sweet James billboards become 'Sweet and Sour James'
  • Sobriety checkpoint led to inappropriate response about miniskirt
Moments:
  • Nicole performed original song dedicated to blue-eyed white guys
  • Panel had difficulty understanding Nicole's accent throughout interview
3

Seven E Seven

Set: Racial humor about being 'whitewashed' for proper pronunciation, nine-year relationship without kids due to girlfriend's miscarriages, happy Mother's Day joke.

Interview: Seven discussed his warehouse work, double nose piercings, nine years with girlfriend Princess Jamaica, loss of 40 pounds by quitting fried chicken, and unique name origin.

Bits:
  • Whitewashed for pronouncing words correctly instead of slang
  • Girlfriend's miscarriages mean no kids and happy Mother's Day joke
  • Natural birth control via repeated miscarriages
Moments:
  • Real driver's license shown with name Seven Evan Seven, father named 'Six'
  • Revealed girlfriend's full name is Princess Jamaica Cod
4

Casey Rocket

Regular

Set: Self-deprecating humor about being a bad boy with syphilis, dunking on Capone, being secretly gay, and closing with ratatouille impression of killing family.

Interview: Adam praised Casey's previous work, complimented outfit from Iguana Thrift Store for $200, discussed the Dutchman's Key and its metaphorical significance.

Bits:
  • Al Capone of LA comedy scene due to untreated syphilis
  • Dwight Howard comparison for being secretly gay
Moments:
  • Discussion of mysterious 'Dutchman's Key' artifact that Casey carries
  • Adam Devine praised Casey's previous performances
5

Tolu Agunbiade

Set: Jokes about picking up white women at BLM protests, racism and dating, men's selfishness regarding women's physical issues, and eating ass trend.

Interview: Tolu discussed his St. Patrick's Day merchandise shirts, cage fighting record (8-4 amateur, 5-10 pro), self-identification as part Irish and part Black, and incident with homeless people pulling guns in Austin.

Bits:
  • BLM protest to pick up white girls who think dating black men isn't racist
  • Women with scoliosis get ass sticks out, men blame them for back issues
  • Eating ass now trendy, used to be fighting words
Moments:
  • Harlan Williams walked off stage offended at Tolu claiming to be mostly black
  • Detailed self-defense story with homeless people at gas station in Austin
6

Sara Weinshenk

Regular

Set: Observations on gender-fluid terminology, gendered food consumption, strip clubs and duck parks analogy, and kidnapping ducks.

Interview: Tony and Adam discussed Sarah's string cheese eating methodology, Harlan asked about her large Gorgonzola ring (family heirloom from Holocaust survivor grandmother), Jewish identity.

Bits:
  • Gender fluid sounds like another name for cum
  • Men eating string cheese is gayest thing straight men can do
  • Strip club and duck park are same with bread/money analogy
Moments:
  • Sarah revealed ring is family heirloom from Holocaust survivor grandmother
7

Heath Cordes

Set: Jokes about wet dreams and Ronald McDonald, puberty delays requiring testosterone shots, trying scary things leading to cocaine, masturbation reference.

Interview: Heath is a golden ticket winner at 21, wore the West Hollywood bear costume Friday, has a tattoo of Breaking Bad episode name from age 18, staying at Polly Shore's mansion.

Bits:
  • Bad dream about Ronald McDonald being chased caused cum in underwear
  • Puberty lied about height, voice, muscles but delivered acne and public erections
  • Tried something scary at open mic and now has coke habit
Moments:
  • Heath was the West Hollywood bear costume performer from Friday show
  • Golden ticket recipient, 21 years old, appeared to be much younger
8

Martin Phillips

Set: One-minute set about looking for side chick, dancing looking like seizure, compliment from gay man, exact one-minute timing.

Interview: Martin from Virginia, has cerebral palsy, visited LA previously, went to beach and pier, saw Hollywood cemetery and Mel Blanc's grave.

Bits:
  • Need side chick but first need main chick
  • Dancing looks like seizure, real seizure looks like dancing
Moments:
  • Martin is golden ticket winner from Washington DC previously
  • First time performing on stage with cerebral palsy fully visible
9

Dane Anthony

Set: Jokes about father being stripper with various jobs, mother's affair, go-go dancing as a kid, snap-away khakis at school.

Interview: Dane does stand-up one year, lives in LA with girlfriend who works for Red Cross driving blood, previously sold weed, no current job, father had Irish pub.

Bits:
  • Father being stripper, thought he just had many jobs and was cheating
  • Put in cage to go-go dance, only kid with snap-away khakis
Moments:
  • Harlan joked that Dane Anthony's girlfriend being unable to get pregnant means girlfriend might be male
  • Dane revealed no current job, supported by girlfriend, moved back with mother previously
10

Kam Patterson

Regular

Set: Jokes about Biden signing random bills including lynching hate crime bill, college scam including special ed students, graduation experience.

Interview: Cam discussed wearing tank top pajamas due to laundry, All-Star basketball game scoring 35 points, tour starting in Temple, mixed Nyquil/Dayquil causing sleepy performance.

Bits:
  • Biden just signs random bills including lynching hate crime bill too late
  • College is biggest scam, special ed students paying is biggest finesse
Moments:
  • Audience member revealed to be Cam's father Kenny Patterson in front row
  • Pulled up shirt multiple times to show physique to audience
11

Owen Parker

Set: Jokes about warehouse safety rules vs. deaf HR employee, blind girl basketball with dolphin echolocate, free throw fouling and liability.

Interview: Owen has been doing stand-up two years, worked at haunted maze as 16-foot tall goblin, got fired for sexual roleplay, year sober after crashing car at 88mph into oak tree.

Bits:
  • Can't listen to music at work but deaf HR employee can wander warehouse
  • Blind girl basketball video cheered for making free throw, but somebody fouled blind girl
Moments:
  • Owen revealed one year sobriety after crashing car at 88mph into tree at 3am
  • Adam Devine revealed he also worked at haunted maze previously, both from Rancho area
15

David Koechner

16

Darby Cash