Sara Weinshenk

Observations on gender-fluid terminology, gendered food consumption, strip clubs and duck parks analogy, and kidnapping ducks.

• Gender fluid sounds like another name for cum
• Men eating string cheese is gayest thing straight men can do
• Strip club and duck park are same with bread/money analogy

Performs tight observational comedy about celebrities with fragrances and comedians who shouldn't have fragrances (Amy Schumer, Joe Rogan, Carlos Mencia, Johnny Depp, Chris D'Elia, Louis C.K.).

• Celebrities have fragrances but comedians don't because not sexy enough
• Amy Schumer fragrance would smell like hot dogs and other people's jokes
• Joe Rogan fragrance would smell like elk and jalapenos
• Chris D'Elia fragrance would be called Underage

Regular featured performer with self-deprecating observational humor about insomnia, depression, microwave time-wishes, toothbrush anger, and absurdist observations on mundane objects.

• White noise app plays sounds of parents fighting; sounds like home.
• Postpartum vibe despite having no kids; standing in front of microwave shaving years.
• Toothbrush as anger indicator; asking how angry someone is by their brushing technique.

Second regular (40-second set, shorter than usual). Jokes about beats headphones: bigger headphones = worse music taste, Dr. Dre doesn't have PhD, people wearing beats on neck are offensive, expensive beats paired with unemployed people.

• Bigger headphones correlate with worse music taste
• Dr. Dre doesn't have PhD, shouldn't trust ears to him
• Expensive beats headphones paired with unemployed people

Sara discusses not wanting to have kids or be pregnant, fears of having a daughter like herself, a moth flying off her wrist, and jokes about the tooth fairy as a creepy nocturnal visitor.

• Afraid of having daughter exactly like her, would be unbearable to deal with
• Moth flew off her wrist requiring mention to get it out of the way
• Tooth fairy is creepy woman coming in room at night taking body parts

Sara discusses carrying a backpack as a girl and the assumptions people make. She reveals she had a roller backpack as a kid because her dad was protecting her back.

• Girls with backpacks assumed to be adventurous or independent, but she just has angst
• Had roller backpack as kid - dad protecting back with two books

Sara performs about leather jackets changing identity, friend Charles becoming Chad, and the power of completing a look with specific clothing.

• Leather jackets make you different person; friend Charles becomes Chad
• Completing a look with flesh makes you dangerous

Sara did observational comedy about mannequins in department stores, how lonely the dressers must be, and the absurd spelling of the word mannequin with two n's and a q.

• Mannequins are headless women used to sell clothes illogically
• Mannequin spelling has two n's and q - ridiculous

Sara performed material about how word choice reflects wealth and class status; calling vases vases vs bottles, furniture terminology (sofa vs couch, armoire vs hutch).

• Calling vase a vase means wealthy; poor people use empty bottles for flowers.
• Sofa vs couch terminology reflects financial investment level and wealth status.
• Hutch reference unclear to many; alternatives like hangers or hooks better.

Rant about toothpicks being overly decorated with frilly things, questioning why they're dressed up like other inanimate objects don't get decorations.

• Why are toothpicks wearing dresses but potato peelers aren't decorated?
• Only good for holding olives or tea sandwiches but people misuse them.

Bit about door stoppers as unnecessary accessory. Questioned who invented door stopper, why doors need that specific item when they already have locks, keys, latches. Absurdist take on minutiae.

• Door stopper as absurd accessory when doors already have locks

Sara performs a new minute ranting against unnecessary spice racks, questioning the purpose of obscure spices like coriander, saffron, and cumin, and finding absurdist humor in spice names and culinary pretension.

• Spice racks unnecessary - who needs 16 spices in modern times
• Coriander, saffron, cumin - obscure spices nobody understands their purpose
• Spice names sound absurd when you break them down phonetically

Material about patio furniture as status symbol of wealth, poor people using indoor furniture outside, taking indoor furniture to patios, and smell/deterioration of exterior furniture and cushions.

• Only wealthy enough to buy patio furniture for all weather types.
• Poor people take indoor furniture outside; she remembers doing it in college.
• Patio umbrellas only cover table width, not people sitting at table.

Regular performer doing material about having a full-body rash during holiday season. Jokes about scratching while Feliz Navidad plays, food allergies causing rashes, sexual transmission of rashes, Magic Castle reference. Delivered with frustrated, cranky persona.

• Full-body rash while Feliz Navidad plays on loop during drive to show.
• Food allergy from peanuts causing rash when squirted on sexually.
• Woman with rash walked out of curtained area at comedy club after sex.

Observational comedy about belt functionality: belt buckles, sizing, hole punching, and how belts fluctuate with body changes. Uses physical comedy demonstrating belt fit issues.

• Belts are fashion or functional? Human body fluctuates; need options like hole-punching
• Feel like jackass if not enough holes; feel good punching own hole for balance

Absurdist observations about Office Depot nostalgia and office supplies, praising hole punch inventor for believing in the binder and piggy-backing on the trend.

• Office Depot smells like home; three hole punch inventor believed in binders.

Sara discusses her decision to have both a shower door and shower curtain together. She compares shower curtains as fun and customizable versus boring doors, and discusses the weirdness of squeegees as shower door accessories.

• Has both shower door and curtain for bathroom customization
• Squeegees are weird windshield wipers for shower doors

Questions why aluminum foil is associated with the future and criticizes the naming of egg rolls, suggesting 'mini Asian burrito' or 'oriental roller' would be better names.

• Why is aluminum foil associated with the future instead of other solutions
• Egg rolls should be called mini Asian burritos or oriental rollers

Regular does jokes about Lyft driver with leather driving gloves (OJ Simpson reference), blogger girls calling themselves 'gypsies' on Instagram without understanding meaning, mentions isotoner gloves nostalgia.

• Lyft driver with leather gloves looks like OJ Simpson, relief to still be alive
• Fashion bloggers call themselves 'gypsies' without knowing meaning of term

Sara discusses woman at Gelson's returning for green onions instead of accepting green onions; riffs on Kraft cheese individual wrapping absurdity and astronaut food comparison.

• Woman at Gelson's buying Kraft singles returns for green onions instead of chives.
• Kraft singles wrapped individually like astronaut food, then wrapped again in plastic.

Sara does material about tie dye looking like someone has Skittles skid marks on them. Jokes about people making tie dye having no other hobbies or responsibilities.

• Whoever said if these walls could talk was not sober
• Tie dye looks like you have Skittles skid marks all over you
• Making tie dye means you're not doing anything else important

Sara performs about women with creative blogs, DIY projects, and a blog called Cupcakes and Cashmere that encourages refinishing a credenza with friends.

• Women with creative blogs freak her out with DIY projects
• Blog encourages calling side table credenza and refinishing it with friends

Jokes about looking at the moon for answers and spiritual guidance, describes it as feminine and being depressed when searching for meaning in the night sky.

• Looking at the moon for answers indicates you're fucked and desperate.
• Moon looked like a black and white cookie, found that positive.

Swallowed gum. Girlfriend gave cactus as passive-aggressive gift. Jokes about being emotionally immature, cacti as subtle insults, difficulty killing cacti.

• Girlfriend gave cactus—subtle passive-aggressive message about maturity
• Cacti are great gifts for people you're unsure about; killed two cacti

Regular comedian opens with fear of dying as coping mechanism. Observational set about goat cheese medallions not being achievements, wondering if eating artichokes is closest to becoming cardiologist, and joke about 50 Cent's 'Magic Stick' song being ignored.

• Goat cheese medallions are closest she'll get to receiving a Blue Ribbon.
• Wondered if eating artichokes is closest she'll ever get to being cardiologist.
• 50 Cent wrote song about his dick calling it magic stick; nobody addresses this.

Sara joked about erasers making people mediocre by allowing mistakes to be easily fixed, the imperfection left by erasers, the evolution from pencils to pens, and compared erasers to the new World Trade Center tower.

• Erasers make people mediocre by making mistakes easy to hide
• Erasers leave smudges showing mistakes; third grade tests were just holes
• Erasers like new World Trade Center; admitting failure while still showing disaster

Dumped on Christmas by hipster boyfriend who stole Polaroid film, searched for vintage water bottles, took longer to get ready, had coyote spirit animal tattoo.

• Hipster boyfriend stole Polaroid film from Urban Outfitters, I thought it was cool
• He spent months finding perfect vintage glass water bottle, took longer getting ready than me
• Before breakup, got spirit animal tattoo of coyote; I called him a faggot for looking at bow ties

Sara performs about making s'mores over a stove, ingesting butane and gasoline, her inability to not burn marshmallows, and criticism of s'mores as lazy.

• Made s'mores over stove as grown woman because she doesn't like outdoors.
• Ingesting butane and gasoline from stove while making burnt marshmallow s'mores.
• S'mores are lazy because why spell out the whole word instead of apostrophe shorthand.

Comedy about her dad being weird, having only interests in law and music, giving advice by quoting classic rock/soul songs instead of original thoughts.

• Dad only interested in law and music; watches Palladia for hours after work
• Dad quotes Cat Stevens 'Wild World' when asked for advice, passes it off as original
• When dumped, dad quoted 'When a Man Loves a Woman' as relationship advice

No set recap for this appearance.

Sara riffs on her hatred of meatloaf, calling it lazy and comparing it to tofu in LA. Discusses food poisoning from mom's turkey meatloaf and the color of terracotta pots.

• Meatloaf is lazy; eating too much turns you into a chubby fuck.
• Mom's turkey meatloaf looked like terracotta pot; whole family got sick.

Regular doing material about coffee tables being mislabeled (associated with coffee despite no coffee), coffee table books being picture books nobody reads while drinking coffee, questioning who lets kids drink coffee.

• Coffee tables should be called footstools, not associated with coffee
• Coffee table books are picture books nobody reads while drinking coffee

Describes her mother obsessively collecting fortunes from fortune cookies on the refrigerator. Questions why fortune cookies exist and notes people wouldn't tolerate fortunes in Happy Meals instead of condiments. Complains about the person who yells in bed after fortunes.

• Fortune cookies shouldn't exist, people hate them
• People would hate fortunes in Happy Meals instead of ranch

Crock pots are shady—lazy kitchen appliance. Throw whatever in (beans, syrup, carrots), don't know if it's soup or stew. Wife spends day watching Dr. Oz instead of cooking, but claims she's 'slaving away' over the crock pot.

• Crock pots so lazy—dump everything, unclear if soup or stew results.
• Husband asks what's for dinner; wife says slaving away over crock pot.
• Wife watches Dr. Oz episodes instead of cooking while crock pot runs.

Regular performer discussing corn on the cob holders at a barbecue, questioning why they exist and whether corn holders look like corn.

• Why do corn holders exist if not for germaphobes afraid of touching corn?
• Corn holders shaped like corn—absurd design parallels to other foods

Personal observation about getting scrambled eggs to-go and attempting to reheat them in microwave. Universal premise about giving life to something never born, leading to existential comedy.

• Got scrambled eggs to-go in box, couldn't finish one sitting
• Can't give life to something never born when reheating

Sara performed instructional material about how difficult it is to put on duvet covers alone, comparing it to changing a diaper. The set was practical and detailed about the laundry process.

• Couples stay together because neither wants to put sheets on alone
• Duvet cover drying and application is hardest part of laundry

Sara does material about hating coleslaw, describing it as just mayo and cabbage that comes only in tubs and sounds like a medical condition.

• Coleslaw is just mayo and cabbage that sounds medical
• Coleslaw only comes in tubs, makes people seem food-untrustworthy
• Bragging about coleslaw is like bragging about restroom quality

Sara critiqued fashion choices: sweatbands (indicate medical condition or meth use), vests (weird incomplete jackets), and water shoes (nonsensical). Also complained about parking lot behavior.

• Sweatbands indicate medical condition, meth use, or you're a douchebag thinking it's cool.
• Vests are weird - keep your chest warm but arms mobile? Random condition scenario.
• Water shoes: planning to walk on water later bro with kayaking example.

Sara discusses her dad falling off wagon with trail mix addiction despite no actual trails, explores the acronym GORP (Good Old Raisins and Peanuts), questions why raisins and peanuts together provide energy.

• Dad only trails from couch to kitchen but eats trail mix
• GORP is street name for raisins and peanuts like drug slang

Sara discusses turkey meatloaf causing food poisoning, Friday 'fend for yourself night' traditions from childhood, and how that translates to adulthood where she still fends for herself nightly.

• Turkey meatloaf caused family food poisoning, looked like terracotta or Spanish roof.
• Friday was 'fend for yourself night' as kid; now every night is that.

Sara does observational comedy about peanuts being boring to eat, baseball games needing activities, small people comparisons, and allergies.

• Shelling peanuts takes so long by the time you're done you don't want to eat it.
• People eat peanuts at baseball games because games are boring and need activities.

Self-referential set about internal monologue and potential insanity. Discusses referring to self as 'me', meeting street musician, baby-on-board signs, writing process.

• Refers to self as 'me' in thoughts, might indicate insanity

Observations about piñatas being a confusing tradition. Imagines children blindfolded beating characters. Beverly Hills housewife piñata with cacao nibs and yogurt-covered raisins inside.

• Piñatas confuse kids and make them fight over candy while blindfolded
• Beverly Hills housewife piñata filled with cacao nibs and yogurt raisins

Sara joked about carwash culture, the overwhelming experience of workers with hoses, the bizarre greeting card section, and upselling tactics. Referenced missing drive-through carwashes.

• Carwashes make you feel like your life together despite worst day
• Why do carwashes have greeting card sections instead of treadmills
• Carwash workers aggressively upsell more expensive wash options

Sara complains about replacing light bulbs and the risk of carpal tunnel. She describes avoiding the task by moving to different rooms until she sits in darkness. Eventually she goes to Lowe's to navigate wattage options and light types, avoiding fluorescent bulbs.

• Avoids replacing light bulbs by moving to different rooms until sitting in darkness
• Uses oven light instead of kitchen light, avoids refrigerator bulb necessity

Sara discusses laundry's exhaustion and trends in clothing. Jokes about not mixing darks with whites, whether adults should wear items like leather or neon, comparing neon-wearing to being under construction or a tennis ball.

• Can't mix darks and whites in laundry; full to-do like trends
• Adults in neon look under construction, like tennis balls, not Fireflies
• Old mismatched socks and regrets fall out of hamper; shouldn't wear items

Sara lists reasons she hates mall shopping: finding parking (creates riddle), loses sense of self, dislikes Wetzel's/Cinnabon/Sbarro/sunglass hut, fears earthquake entrapment in mall.

• Creates riddle to remember parking spot like losing first tooth
• Loses sense of self in mall surrounded by food options
• Afraid of earthquake in sunglass hut, worst place to be

Sara does absurdist material about Rice Krispie Treats being mind-blowing invention, imagines the poor stoned college student origin story, then complains about their rocky texture damaging gums.

• What psychotic genius mixed Rice Krispies, marshmallows into adhesive like Elmer's glue
• Rice Krispie Treats have rocky terrain that damages gums when eaten

Regular performer discusses her glow-in-the-dark retainer with peace sign sticker, inability to eat Tape by the Foot, and disappointment with dried-out Play-Doh.

• Glow-in-the-dark retainer prevents eating Tape by the Foot candy
• Dried-out Play-Doh container is worse than anything, looks like scones

Set about foodie friend and scones being five-day-old muffins. Jokes about poor people eating muffins vs rich people eating scones, raisin variations.

• Scones are just five-day-old muffins with butter and sugar removed.
• Poor people eat muffins; only rich people eat scones.

Food trend observations: rice cakes misleading name/never filling, romaine/iceberg lettuce disappeared replaced by kale/arugula, quiche replaced by frittata. Specific product criticism without aggression.

• Rice cakes: word cake is misleading, impossible to get full.
• Romaine and iceberg lettuce gone, replaced by kale and arugula.
• Quiche no longer exists, replaced by frittata.

Observational comedy about people with sunglasses fastened to ropes around their necks. Noted correlation between cheap glasses and rope attachment, suggesting their lives are action-packed.

• People with sunglasses on ropes live extreme lives
• Cheaper the sunglasses, more likely to have rope

Hates the beach for multiple reasons: seagulls too affluent/choosy vs pigeons that struggled, doesn't like barnacles/tentacles/seaweed/lifeguards/sunscreen, rants building into stream of complaints.

• Seagulls affluent and choosy versus pigeons who struggled for food.
• Doesn't like barnacles, tentacles, seaweed, lifeguards, sunscreen; list building to comedy.

Sara does observational material on visors (convertible hats), furniture coasters (unnecessary once you have coaster money), and napkin rings. Fast-paced with visual gags and quick tag humor.

• Visors are convertible hats; bald guys in visors especially confusing.
• By the time you have coaster money, you have new furniture money.

Sara describes watching MasterChef Junior while eating tortilla chips feeling inadequate, contrasts with her useless childhood where she wasn't allowed in kitchen and collected moss.

• Watched MasterChef Junior eating chips, felt like failure watching 10-year-olds torch creme brulee.
• As child collected moss thinking they were butterflies, wasn't allowed near kitchen.

Sara Weinshenk discusses bridal showers, women eating quiche while watching bride unwrap kitchen appliances, being overwhelmed by toasters and food processors, and her disposable napkins vs monogrammed cloth.

• Sees toaster, gets overwhelmed, walks out of kitchen
• Has disposable napkins, never own monogrammed cloth napkins

Regular rants against pressure to befriend neighbors just because they live nearby; refuses casserole exchanges, asking favors, and learning details about their lives.

• Refuses neighbor friendship pressure: no casseroles, no car jumps, no kid cookie sales.
• Hates receiving casseroles; neighbor must bring them back, creating obligation loop.

Sara does material critiquing pretentious artists—Renaissance painters and street artists who think they're renegades. She questions the profundity of street art with only a stencil and a question mark.

• Renaissance painters painted same Madonna and child over and over
• Street artists spray question mark; think they're sending profound message

Sara discussed impulse buying habits including Golden Plate purchases, peppermint bark, and finding out a $40 ET cup from Pizza Hut was worth $7. Material focused on consumer impulse behavior.

• Bought $40 ET cup, discovered it was mass-produced Pizza Hut

Joked about feeling average at Ralph's supermarket while listening to U2, imagining career pivot to children's book author, joking about her face on book cover.

• At Ralph's supermarket feeling average while U2 played; considered backup career as children's book author about turtle losing tooth.

Sara critiques cat people and rodent owners, describing the cruelty of over-petting anxious hamsters and the weirdness of keeping nocturnal rodents as pets.

• Rodent people should be exterminated, not made into pets.
• Over-petting anxious hamster until it dies from stress.

Sara performs about people carrying binoculars in public, calling them perverts rather than bird watchers, referencing a concert experience where a woman with binoculars sat nearby.

• People carrying binoculars are perverts; bird watcher excuse is cover
• Woman with binoculars at concert had bad seats; should sell binoculars for better tickets

Sara discusses her mother using ThighMaster while watching Married with Children, researches ThighMaster invention, discovers same inventor created mood ring, jokes about product innovation.

• ThighMaster and mood ring invented by same person
• Bent abortion hanger description of ThighMaster shape

Set about a guy calling her 'sturdy' like an oak tree, comparing her legs to baby-carrying capabilities through apocalypse, and rejecting the idea of carrying anyone's babies through apocalypse because she'd rather do drugs.

• Guy called her 'sturdy' like oak trees; offensive compared to home foundations.
• Her legs could carry babies through apocalypse; she'd rather do drugs.

No set recap for this appearance.

Weinshenk rants against men with gauged ears, claiming they never talk to anyone worth talking to and suggests they should enlarge their frontal lobes instead of earlobes. She warns they're always ready for 'the next size up' and advocates for pulling the plug on engagement.

• Men with gauged ears should enlarge frontal lobes instead of earlobes.
• Guys with gauges constantly ready for 'next size up' in earlobes.

Sara performed an entire minute about briefcase-carrying people, joking about their mysterious lifestyle, their need for speed, and how beating wives after discovering sneaking into briefcases is the only thrill they get.

• Briefcase people seem like they have somewhere else to be, keep it brief
• Only thrill briefcase guy gets is beating wife after she sneaks into briefcase

Set about sprinkles, comparing them to party decorations. Notes sprinkles taste like nothing but look fun. Compares to edible glitter, blood diamonds, and Funfetti cake.

• Sprinkles taste like nothing but look fun, it's all about the appearance
• Women like shiny things; compares sprinkles to blood diamonds as edible accessories

Weinshenk discussed having a fire extinguisher in a display case, fear of candles, and priorities in a fire (grabbing makeup first, can't tie shoelaces).

• Fire extinguisher in display case illogical; would grab makeup first anyway.
• Can't tie shoelaces; people call her Loose Laces.

Regular performer set about candy dots at grocery store. Riffs on how dots survive compared to skittles, references Hansel and Gretel, kids crying over dots like raisins, dots stuck to paper like New York after 9/11.

• Dots are second thing making kids cry after raisins on Halloween.
• Dots stuck together like New York after 9/11.
• Dots fully connected to paper, can't pull one off without getting paper.

If could have animal parts: tails don't support lifestyle, shells are hermit lifestyle dream home, tusks are decadent ivory for your face. Riffs on which animal features would be coolest, jokes about tusks for weapons and comparison to grills.

• Tails not functional, would get stepped on and caught in doors.
• Shells as mobile home, one-stop shop living room kitchen dining room.
• Tusks are decadent, ivory from face, better than grills.

Thesaurus-focused observational comedy about nobody using reference books anymore, confusion about the word 'thesaurus' itself, and whether words appear in their own definition sources.

• Thesaurus search result says 'did you mean 1982' because nobody uses them anymore
• Wondered if word thesaurus is in the thesaurus and what it would say about itself

Absurdist observational comedy about oven mitts and why they're called mitts instead of mittens or gloves, exploring hand coverage terminology and why certain safety equipment exists for kitchen appliances.

• Why wear oven mitts for ovens but no helmet for blenders
• Only use mitts for frozen pizzas and baseball, comparing hand coverage
• Mittens and gloves are different because of finger separation

Regular doing new material. Friend had flyswatter on kitchen counter after pulling it from dishwasher. Jokes about flyswatter being socially acceptable killing machine vs. a gun.

• Friend puts flyswatter in dishwasher, leaves on kitchen counter
• Flyswatter as killing machine accepted but gun on counter would raise questions
• Flies live 24 hours anyway, killing them makes you a murderer on death row

Sara performs about her mom asking if she's lined her kitchen drawers, questioning why anyone would line drawers with paper as protection, and the odd domestic concern from her mother.

• Mom asks if she's lined her drawers; questions function of protective paper inside.
• Paper can't protect drawers from arsenic; seems ineffective as protection method.

Weinshenk, the other regular, did a full written minute about printers being demanding appliances that require constant ink changes and disposal of cartridges, comparing owning a printer to having a child.

• Printers are demanding unlike other appliances that make life easier
• Owning a printer is like having a child with disposal issues

Sara criticizes hangman as a game that sends wrong message to kids about literacy. Compares unfavorably to Wheel of Fortune. Questions why game shows dismemberment as consequences.

• Hangman teaches kids they'll die if they can't guess word
• Kids afraid of dismemberment or lynching, wrong message
• Video games teach defense, hangman teaches half-body-part creation

Observational comedy about ordering deli meat, asking for 'an eighth,' and the disconnect between ticket numbers and actual deli counter service.

• Orders deli meat by saying 'an eighth' like buying marijuana
• Ticket numbers at deli don't match actual position in line

Female regular performing new minute about owning encyclopedias in the 90s as status symbol, how poor kids with incomplete sets only knew about certain topics, and eventual use as door stops.

• Having encyclopedias in 90s meant you were upper middle class
• If you had encyclopedias and were a dude, girls would come over
• Rich families had multiple encyclopedia brands; poor kids had incomplete sets

Discusses scrambled eggs and powdered milk, comparing powdered milk to something served in Oliver Twist's orphanage and concrete.

• Scrambled eggs already scrambled; you can't add milk to already scrambled eggs.
• Powdered milk is what Oliver Twist's orphanage served; dairy shouldn't be powdered.
• Confusing powdered milk for cocaine at airport security.

Material about seeing father use shoehorn, wondering why we still use medieval tool, research into shoehorns as first-class levers.

• If you need shoehorn, just buy bigger shoes instead of using medieval tool.
• Shoehorns are first-class levers and only horn that doesn't make sound.
• Shoehorns from Middle Ages but we stopped churning butter, why keep shoehorns?

Bought lint roller at IKEA, questions who invented it, riffs on squeak of lint roller while sitting on couch. Discusses peeling off new sheets with hope.

• Who invented lint roller, someone put painter's tape on a stick.
• Loneliest part of weekend rolling lint off couch listening to squeaks.

Sara rants about generic fruit salads served everywhere in Styrofoam cups with identical pieces of pale cantaloupe, watermelon, and one red grape. She discusses how better fruit salads might make fruit more appealing.

• Generic fruit salads everywhere contain same boring fruit pieces
• Better fruit salads would make people eat more fruit

Eating shrimp tacos in aquarium food court is messed up. Aquariums are boring, just fish in tanks. Should combine aquarium with zoo. Makes comparison to Louisiana after Katrina, flooded zoo with boring animals.

• Eating shrimp tacos in aquarium food court while looking at shrimp tanks is weird.
• Aquarium like flooded zoo with boring animals instead of cool ones.

Regular comedian's new 60 seconds about people requesting their Tupperware back and difficulty using Saran wrap. Compared Saran wrap to piranha jaws and made observations about moms mastering it.

• Only moms can master tearing Saran wrap from the box
• Saran wrap is durable as piranha jaws but made of thin film

Observational comedy about dustpans being useless tools. Questions why dustpans exist separately from brooms, why they're called dustpans instead of crumb pots or particle trays, examines the gap between floor and dustpan.

• Dustpans can't fully clean floor; always space between pan and ground remains.
• Dustpans are useless alone; should be called crumb pot or particle tray instead.

Regular performing new 60-second set about Tupperware obsession, friends wanting containers back, Tupperware parties, and evolution into post-it note lovers.

• Friend gave casserole in Tupperware, spent week texting about getting container back.
• Tupperware parties: ladies trade dry food storage containers like rectangle for square.
• Tupperware-obsessed women evolve into weird post-it note lovers.

Sara angrily rants about hating science class and microscopes, comparing them unfavorably to kaleidoscopes. Yells about not wanting to look through microscopes in sixth grade.

• Never have to take science again, hated science teachers and microscopes
• Microscopes pointless in sixth grade, would rather look through kaleidoscope

Opens wearing Ricky Martin shirt found at thrift store. Apologizes to Kim Congdon about rejecting a Sabrina Uber driver, complains about flat fountain soda at sushi restaurant in Van Nuys.

• Rejected Uber driver named Sabrina because name seemed weird
• Fountain soda tasted like bleach at sushi restaurant

Weinshenk performs about hating autumn and Halloween, questioning why people buy overpriced pumpkins and carve them only to watch them rot. She questions the payoff and prefers looking at other people's pumpkins.

• Don't want to carve pumpkin if I wanted brain surgery I'd be a brain surgeon
• Why carve pumpkin when you can just look at other people's carved pumpkins

Sara performs about wanting to hibernate like a bear, discusses stupid people trying to make her play games, and complains about people taking forever at ATMs.

• Hibernation fantasy involves eating lots and sleeping for extended time
• People keep asking to play Jenga and other stupid games
• Confused about why ATM users take so long, it's not a riddle

Sara discussed how humbling hiccups are, comparing cute baby hiccups to embarrassing adult hiccups, and how everyone becomes invested in helping someone get rid of hiccups as a group team-building effort.

• Baby hiccups adorable, grown man hiccups embarrassing
• Everyone helps stop your hiccups, becomes team-building exercise

Sara discusses her scattered mindset: spending 2 hours on Pinterest looking at baby animals, wearing 9 different PJ outfits (more than days of the week), and obsessing over celery for 1.5 hours questioning why it exists.

• Spent 2 hours on Pinterest looking at baby animal photos; wakes frantically worried about missing things.
• Owns 9 PJ outfits with cupcakes, zebra stripes, candy canes when only 7 days exist per week.
• Spent 1.5 hours thinking about celery, questioning why it exists when only good with peanut butter.

No set recap for this appearance.

Sara does material about being a loser in middle school, buying a chia pet at a thrift store to bring as a class pet, wearing stained polo shirts, and tying shoelaces with her friend 'Gouda Girl' who was obsessed with cheese. She mentions saving allowance for a manatee adoption.

• Brought chia pet as class pet in eighth grade; teachers accepted it.
• Friend Gouda Girl obsessed with cheese; they tied shoelaces together at recess.

Sara talks about getting a flu shot at Rite Aid, worries about developing autism, describes an elderly pharmacist giving her the shot, and discusses her anxieties about vaccines and various phobias including cats and yoga.

• Rite Aid pharmacist doing both q-tips and flu shot injection
• Goddess workshop with bitter older women in Lululemon having breakdowns
• Yoga girls have expensive mats worth more than her bank account

Sara joked about her out-of-shape father giving unsolicited workout advice while eating pastrami, then discussed spending a week researching who invented salad tongs.

• Out-of-shape dad gives workout advice while eating pastrami
• Spent week on Google researching who invented salad tongs

Set about raisins and dried fruit naming conventions. Discusses how raisins are weirdly named compared to other dried fruits.

• Raisins are weirdly named; other dried fruit is called what it is with 'dried'
• Picky eater children are the worst except for their servants

Material attacking Jimmy Buffett fans and culture of middle-aged men in Hawaiian shirts drinking margaritas at Margaritaville instead of traveling internationally.

• Jimmy Buffett fans are middle-aged fat white men in Hawaiian shirts
• Buffett fans choose Vegas and Margaritaville over international travel

Rant about ranch dressing obsession, comparing ranch lovers to ketchup people. Material about fat people ordering ranch with everything.

• Ranch dressing people worst, comparing to ketchup and people wanting ranch with everything.
• Ketchup people weird kinky eaters, ranch obsession is similar madness.