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Kill Tony #63 — Brent Morin, Rick Glassman

📅 July 28, 2014 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Belly Room 🎤 9 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Brent Morin · Rick Glassman

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Lineup

1

Kevin Fard

Set: Kevin joked about being a hairy Persian man with excess body hair, the biological purpose of chest hair, and whether Eskimos avoid body hair due to sun exposure.

Interview: Brent and Rick discussed body hair genetics, climate adaptation, and the practical logistics of trimming body hair with cheap beard trimmers.

Bits:
  • Dick has back hair; biological purpose unclear if body hair is for warmth
  • If body hair was for warmth, Eskimos should look like fur balls
  • Shave back, give hair to Eskimo, save the environment
Moments:
  • Brent and Rick discuss practical details of using cheap beard trimmers on different body parts
  • Extended conversation about trimming pubic hair vs facial hair with same device
3

TJ Blair

Set: TJ discussed how doors being hard to open justified chivalrous door-holding, shared that he shares a name with a notorious serial killer/rapist which hurts his online dating, and made a joke about using a fake stage name.

Interview: Tony and Rick discussed TJ's Mormon background, his work as a photographer/entrepreneur living on a sailboat, his tendency to read jokes, and feedback on improving his stage presence and material frequency.

Bits:
  • Doors being hard to open historically justifies modern door-holding tradition
  • Shares exact name with serial killer/rapist; uses fake stage name to avoid search results
Moments:
  • Rick praises door joke specifically; Brent loves the concept
  • Tony critiques reading from phone as crutch blocking audience connection
  • Josh Martin walks away in silent judgment of TJ's set performance
4

Timothy Cash

Set: Timothy made rapid-fire jokes about smart products (smart car, smartphone, smart water), racist observations about syrup bottles, dental cavity discovery at airport security, and puns about IHOP and jokes about animals.

Interview: Panel discussed his smart product setup, his six-month comedy timeline doing Monday night spots, his camper van living situation, and the logistics of a trailer toilet/shower combo.

Bits:
  • Already had smartphone, smart food, smart water; must be genius
  • Aunt Jemima and Mrs Butterworth look identical
  • One-legged people should eat free at IHOP
Moments:
  • Panel enthusiastically endorses smart product setup as foundation for longer material
  • Rick connects smart water/smart food to Smart Final stores and Genius Bar
  • Extended discussion of camper van toilet-shower design and nightmare scenarios
5

Katie Manzella

Set: Katie joked about the game 'is this morning sickness or alcohol poisoning,' getting high while pregnant to avoid responsibility, and made controversial jokes about abortion and dead babies.

Interview: Tony praised her confident delivery and cadence, discussed her comedy frequency, and had a brief exchange about drug effects on pregnancy outcomes.

Bits:
  • Game: distinguishing morning sickness from alcohol poisoning when pregnant
  • Getting high during pregnancy is best way to get rid of baby
  • Baby went to Jesus's abortion daycare in heaven
Moments:
  • Panel universally praises Katie's confidence, cadence, and refined delivery style
  • Brief debate about whether drugs during pregnancy kill fetus or just affect newborn
6

Sarah Kenny

Set: Sarah joked about women in high heels being more likely to have children, getting a marijuana-scented air freshener without the euphoria, and a dark joke about encountering an ex who's raising your aborted baby.

Interview: Tony and Rick discussed the second joke's quality, Sarah's stage confidence and smiling, animals she'd killed as a child including a cat hit by garage door, and the emotional weight of loss.

Bits:
  • Women in high heels twice as likely to have children in same socioeconomic group
  • Air freshener shaped like marijuana leaf; get odor without euphoria
  • See ex with baby that looks like you; did he keep it?
Moments:
  • Panel debates the quality of her marijuana air freshener joke
  • Extended storytelling about cat killed by garage door at neighbor's house
  • Sarah's emotional response as kid, making heartfelt photo book with heart around cat picture
  • Brent makes dark comparison of flattened cat to Hershey bar
7

Matt Devlin

Set: Matt joked about living in Venice and 99% of residents being unable to defecate without smartphones, discussed a neighbor's reaction to a lightning strike death, and a coincidental plane crash at the same time in Venice, Florida.

Interview: Tony acknowledged the premise was interesting but the joke didn't land cohesively; panel discussed the actual incidents and whether the comedic angle worked.

Bits:
  • 99% of Venice population can't defecate without smartphone at tip
  • Guy struck by lightning killed; neighbor says worse would be plane hit
  • Same-day plane crash in Venice Florida; both people died identically
Moments:
  • Tony praises premise but notes joke didn't come together cohesively
  • Matt defends the joke by noting the actual coincidence happened
8

Kim Congdon

Regular

Set: Kim joked about taking quick showers only washing certain body parts, needing a stay-at-home father to balance her ambitions, and realizing she might need to date a woman instead of a man to get the support she needs.

Interview: Tony and panel discussed the final tag about dating women, the shower joke structure, and Kim's approach to balancing comedy with future family planning.

Bits:
  • Quick shower washing only genitals, teeth, and armpits if feeling adventurous
  • Need stay-at-home father to support comedy ambitions; realizes need woman instead
  • Selfish about ambitions; always call house but only about Emmy care
Moments:
  • Tony and panel immediately identify shower joke as 'stripper shower' common term
  • Discussion of shower terminology for different grooming styles
9

Sara Weinshenk

Regular

Set: Sara joked about erasers making people mediocre by allowing mistakes to be easily fixed, the imperfection left by erasers, the evolution from pencils to pens, and compared erasers to the new World Trade Center tower.

Interview: Tony praised Sara's specific comedic voice, discussed the metaphor comparing erasers to 9/11 rebuilding, and debated the merits of pencils versus pens and erasable pens.

Bits:
  • Erasers make people mediocre by making mistakes easy to hide
  • Erasers leave smudges showing mistakes; third grade tests were just holes
  • Erasers like new World Trade Center; admitting failure while still showing disaster
Moments:
  • Comedic bird sound bit with unclear animal reference
  • Tony praises Sara's specific voice and comedic perspective on simple topics
  • Discussion of Internet permanence vs erasers as metaphor