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Kevin Fard

🎤 3 appearancesFirst: September 9, 2013Latest: July 28, 2014

Kevin Fard has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #63 Bucket Pull · July 28, 2014

Kevin joked about being a hairy Persian man with excess body hair, the biological purpose of chest hair, and whether Eskimos avoid body hair due to sun exposure.

  • Dick has back hair; biological purpose unclear if body hair is for warmth
  • If body hair was for warmth, Eskimos should look like fur balls
  • Shave back, give hair to Eskimo, save the environment
Kill Tony #47 Bucket Pull · April 14, 2014

Kevin, a Persian lawyer, discusses identity theft and wishes if you stole someone's identity you had to become them, using the example of inheriting someone's porn addiction along with their credit.

  • Identity theft would be deterrent if you had to become the victim
  • Stealing credit means inheriting porn addiction viewing habits too
Kill Tony September 9, 2013 Bucket Pull · September 9, 2013

Kevin performed about not wanting to pay for his daughter's wedding if he has one, arguing he's already given the groom permission and shouldn't pay more.

  • Father of bride shouldn't pay for wedding after letting groom bang daughter
  • Should father be paid by groom like relationship transaction