Kevin Fard
Kevin Fard has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Kevin joked about being a hairy Persian man with excess body hair, the biological purpose of chest hair, and whether Eskimos avoid body hair due to sun exposure.
- Dick has back hair; biological purpose unclear if body hair is for warmth
- If body hair was for warmth, Eskimos should look like fur balls
- Shave back, give hair to Eskimo, save the environment
Kevin, a Persian lawyer, discusses identity theft and wishes if you stole someone's identity you had to become them, using the example of inheriting someone's porn addiction along with their credit.
- Identity theft would be deterrent if you had to become the victim
- Stealing credit means inheriting porn addiction viewing habits too
Kevin performed about not wanting to pay for his daughter's wedding if he has one, arguing he's already given the groom permission and shouldn't pay more.
- Father of bride shouldn't pay for wedding after letting groom bang daughter
- Should father be paid by groom like relationship transaction