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Timothy Cash

🎤 3 appearancesFirst: December 23, 2013Latest: July 28, 2014

Timothy Cash has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #63 Bucket Pull · July 28, 2014

Timothy made rapid-fire jokes about smart products (smart car, smartphone, smart water), racist observations about syrup bottles, dental cavity discovery at airport security, and puns about IHOP and jokes about animals.

  • Already had smartphone, smart food, smart water; must be genius
  • Aunt Jemima and Mrs Butterworth look identical
  • One-legged people should eat free at IHOP
Kill Tony #33 Bucket Pull · January 13, 2014

Joke about girls wanting men who don't play games, but he loves Yahtzee. Reference to fighting fire with fire using a flamethrower. Two cats at a bar joke setup.

  • Girls say they don't want to play games, he loves Yahtzee
  • Don't fight fire with fire; flamethrower makes it worse