Sarah Kenny

Set about CamelBak hydration packs, strict rules for houseguests using her toilet, forcing them to read her poetry, and leaving a social event to smoke.

• CamelBak bra and flat chest from drinking
• Force houseguests to read poetry while pooping
• Leaving party to smoke and guy follows to finish story

Kenny does jokes about lying as distraction, Hillary Clinton with two vaginas, and seal clubbing misheard as a nightlife activity.

• Setting yourself on fire is better distraction than being caught in a lie.
• Would vote for Hillary Clinton if she had two vaginas because it's unique.
• Guy asked her clubbing, thought he meant killing seals, not nightlife.

Women offended by 'ma'am'; more correct term is 'bitch' because it's ageless; tipping culture is messed up; previously paraplegic with Down syndrome until got off gluten.

• Call women 'bitch' instead of ma'am because it's ageless.
• Tipping is messed up; like paying your coke dealer.
• Was paraplegic with Down syndrome; got off gluten; things turned around.

Boyfriend shaved beard revealing he was ugly the whole time. Story about seeing doppelganger couple at packed show. Joke about borrowing Black child for bring-your-kid-to-work day, awkwardness about not breastfeeding nine-year-olds.

• Boyfriend ugly after shaving beard, couldn't see reality before
• Saw doppelganger couple at packed show, thought they were her and boyfriend
• Borrowed Black child from playground for bring-your-kid-to-work day

Jokes about genitals making growling sounds during mating and how natural selection eliminated the trait. Compares dogs to other animals as best friends, questioning neutering and caging.

• Early humans' genitals growled during mating like stomachs growl when hungry
• Dogs' best friend is probably a squirrel not humans since we neuter them

Sarah discusses dating nice guys and her ability to turn them into assholes. Makes jokes about bathroom flushing, sperm bank samples, and committing crimes.

• Women turn nice guys into assholes through pursuit challenge.
• Bathroom toilet flushing joke about red flow and monthly cycles.
• Keeps decoy semen sample for committing crimes like dine and dash.

Sarah joked about women in high heels being more likely to have children, getting a marijuana-scented air freshener without the euphoria, and a dark joke about encountering an ex who's raising your aborted baby.

• Women in high heels twice as likely to have children in same socioeconomic group
• Air freshener shaped like marijuana leaf; get odor without euphoria
• See ex with baby that looks like you; did he keep it?

Three short jokes: an intervention that turned into doing cocaine with friends, updating someone's laptop browser for safety, and a vegan joke with unexpected punchline about 'kitten.'

• Intervention for addicted friend turned into group doing coke and having fun together
• Updated laptop browser safety features instead of sabotaging it; joke was she didn't go mainstream
• As vegan, sometimes allows herself to have 'a little kitten' (dark punchline about meat)

Sarah performed dark material about pregnancy, non-alcoholic beer, drinking breast milk, and motorcycles. Her opening joke about discarding a boring baby drew significant pushback.

• Dead baby from drinking non-alcoholic beer during pregnancy
• Breast milk latte joke and preference for milk over baby
• Motorcycles and firetrucks both seek attention equally

Set about flipping positive sayings into negative versions. Covers optimism, burning bridges, half-empty glasses, lemons, silver linings, and grass-is-greener observations.

• Inverts positive sayings by doing opposites of common wisdom

Fat jokes about America getting fatter. Joke about roommate's period syncing up but roommate is male and bleeding from penis. Comments about never being like something followed by always being like that.

• Fat joke setup about America and joke genres suffering from it
• Roommate's period synced up but he has a bleeding penis instead
• People who say 'I'm usually not like that' definitely always are

Sarah delivers rapid-fire one-liners about dating, drug use, dietary restrictions, and barista crushes, covering acid hallucinations and extreme lifestyle choices.

• Barista puts hearts on everyone's latte, not just hers, so he's 'just a [ __ ]'.
• Ate so many pot brownies now regular brownies still get her high.
• Gluten-free and vegan diet leaves only vodka, cigarettes, and PCP to consume.

Sarah discusses Adderall prescription for adult desire to do speed, being hit on by a young boy while biking, and joking about kidnapping him to teach his parents a lesson.

• ADD joke about adult desire to do speed through Adderall.
• Dark joke about kidnapping child to teach parents a lesson.

Sarah performs observational material about kids saying she's getting bigger, a food activist, and the uselessness of keeping cars clean.

• Kids say you're getting big, I tell niece she's getting smaller
• Worried about toxins in Krispy Kreme is like worrying if heroin is organic

Kenny opened with a bizarre SeaWorld joke about stimulating male whales, pivoted to a story about being arrested for bringing a bike on a commuter train during Lollapalooza, and discussed interactions with a cop who pre-emptively denied gang affiliation.

• Applied to SeaWorld stimulating male whales for breeding program
• Arrested for bringing bike on commuter train, police ambushed her at station

Self-deprecating jokes about having no cleavage, being vegan and deciding to be 'more vegan', phone vibration mistaken for heartbeat, and fountain soda tasting wrong at her dad's sushi restaurant.

• Don't have cleavage unless in particular position
• Phone vibrating in pocket mistaken for heartbeat
• Fountain soda tasted like bleach at sushi restaurant

Kenny performs about finding a finger on the ground while biking, claiming it brings luck. She discusses gender differences in consulting psychics versus therapists, and makes jokes about beating up psychics who don't see it coming.

• I have therapist, life coach, shaman—we all beat up psychics and they never see it
• Women are gullible believing finger superstitions, I've never heard a guy mention psychics

No set recap for this appearance.