Kill Tony #374 — Tim Dillon
Guests: Tim Dillon
Lineup
Set: Set about his father Joe Torre being a baseball manager and stand-up comedian, discussing his dad's career day appearance and family legacy in entertainment.
Interview: Discussion of his relation to famous Torre family members, his work in production/car sales, and young age doing comedy for only a year and a half.
- Dad showing up to career day and talking about beating up his mother
- Kids don't know references because they're too young
- Revealed he has his own production company that also does car sales and leasing
Set: Set about looking like a Muslim cholo, growing a mustache to look like a father figure, and jokes about his obese 3-year-old son and child predators.
Interview: Discussed his two children, recent divorce, his Native American Lumbee tribe heritage, father in prison for murder, and claiming children on taxes for $9,000 refund.
- 70-pound 3-year-old is so fat no predator could kidnap him
- Fat sweaty guys can't run far with a kidnapped kid
- Revealed father is a murderer who shot someone in the head, currently out of prison
- Tony coaches him on his material and life story potential
Dan Veer
Set: Set comprised entirely of celebrity impressions including Christopher Walken, unclear references, and catchphrases, delivered rapidly with limited original comedic structure.
Interview: Tony introduced 'Jeremiah Does It Better' segment to compare Dan's impressions to Jeremiah's. Dan performed Russell Brand and other impressions; Tony coached him to use obscure references instead of hacky ones.
- Christopher Walken impression in gym setting
- Russell Brand impression with edgy sexual content
- Segment 'Jeremiah Does It Better' where Jeremiah outperforms Dan's impressions to teach him
- Tony's major coaching moment: tell him to never do first three impressions again
- Crowd gave applause break to Christopher Walken impression despite Tony's disappointment
Set: Set about CamelBak hydration packs, strict rules for houseguests using her toilet, forcing them to read her poetry, and leaving a social event to smoke.
Interview: Discussed her long stand-up career (5.5 years), day job as programmer, involvement in beach volleyball, and her romantic/sexual encounters with men and women.
- CamelBak bra and flat chest from drinking
- Force houseguests to read poetry while pooping
- Leaving party to smoke and guy follows to finish story
- Tony praised her set as having 9 laughs in 60 seconds, excellent joke structure
- First time performing in main room at Comedy Store
Set: Set about his accomplished sister with a PhD in medicinal biochemistry who is curing lung cancer, and his request that she continue research to keep smoking viable.
Interview: Discussed his sister's potential lung cancer cure, his smoking habit, his golf course job, his drinking habits, and his relationship with girlfriend Cassandra.
- Sister curing lung cancer but told him to quit smoking
- Sister's cure means she should want him smoking for inspiration
- Previously had controversial appearance where he got into trouble and had to dress as vagina
- Tim Dillon doing a vision that Cole will mess up again
Set: Set about his father's self-defense class claims, references to Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and a dark story about his aunt being cut in half by a train on July 4th.
Interview: Discussed traumatic memory of aunt being severed by train, brother Vance being paralyzed in car accident, job at self-storage unit, health concerns about lymph nodes, potential job offers.
- Dad claims to teach self-defense but only wrestles parents
- Confusing black belts with Black people in mugging incident
- William performs acting out aunt being cut in half by train, extremely dark story
- Tony and William do choreographed dance to M.I.A. 'Paper Planes' about uncle being severed
- Woman wants to hire William for weed delivery job; Tony coaches him to leave storage job
- Discussion of William's health concerns and inability to get time off from storage job
Set: Set about being attracted to overweight women, turning 40 and broke, dating women who match his financial/emotional status, and bar encounters with his 'demographic'.
Interview: Discussed being newly 40, broke after failed movie investment, made independent film 'Best Thanksgiving Ever' with half-million budget, featured porn stars and Eric Roberts.
- Fat chick magnet when young with money, now broke recession dating
- Women throw him over shoulder and take him to car for sex
- Revealed he made an independent film for $500k with Jessa Rhodes and Eric Roberts
- Film 'Best Thanksgiving Ever' finally got distribution on Amazon Prime after 5 years
- Tony enthusiastically announced he will watch the movie tonight