Cole Alexander
Cole Alexander has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Set about his accomplished sister with a PhD in medicinal biochemistry who is curing lung cancer, and his request that she continue research to keep smoking viable.
- Sister curing lung cancer but told him to quit smoking
- Sister's cure means she should want him smoking for inspiration
Cole does drinking game material about staying in his lane on the freeway and hating the game where friends tell him how his drinking hurts their lives. References having a gay friend and racial slur setup that goes interrupted.
- Favorite drinking game is trying to stay in your lane on freeway while drunk
- Friends make him play game where they list how his drinking hurts their lives
Cole joked about Lou Gehrig having disease named after him as highest honor, Magic Johnson not getting Magic AIDS, and unrealistic high school sex ed about preventing Magic disease.
- Lou Gehrig disease named after him as highest honor in baseball
- Magic Johnson didn't earn disease name change; AIDS not called Magic
No set recap for this appearance.