Kill Tony #287 — Brendan Schaub

Set: Paige discussed a breakup, being hit on with the word 'bolted,' missing her ex, and struggling with sucking strangers' dicks post-breakup.

Interview: Paige revealed she's been single for a year, was briefly on dating apps, slides into DMs, and works at two restaurants. She likes hip hop and jazz music.

Set: Robin discussed not knowing which bathroom to use, being bisexual with confused internal dialogue about attracted to women, and undeclared gender on spectrum like a university major.

Interview: Robin revealed being a bodybuilder who took testosterone for competition, had ex-boyfriend shoot steroids in her butt, does webcam work, and was considered for pro wrestling as 'the androgynous monster.'

Set: Daniel, a dwarf magician, joked about losing bottom half in magic trick, being the Indian in the Cupboard, limited life choices (comedy, R2D2, suicide), and trying to hang himself to elongate spine.

Interview: Daniel was on Kill Tony before at an event where Jeremiah bench-pressed him. He's an usher at Pantages, has a 4'11" girlfriend also named usher, and lives with his aunts.

Set: Cole joked about Lou Gehrig having disease named after him as highest honor, Magic Johnson not getting Magic AIDS, and unrealistic high school sex ed about preventing Magic disease.

Interview: Cole is 22, five months into comedy doing 15-20 sets weekly, just fired from receptionist job, drives Hyundai, single, likes gambling and cards, lost all his savings in Vegas poker.

Set: Rachel joked about having 6'2" 14-year-old son, parenting like parole, using dryer as babysitting, reminding son he's lucky (three abortions would've been too many).

Interview: Rachel is 40, from San Francisco, six months into comedy, teaches high school history and English, had students ask her to prom, came to LA just for Kill Tony.

Set: Alex discussed Christian rap subcultures and dabs, being fat and self-defecating humor, friends asking to be honest after hours of conversation, girlfriend asking promises not to be mad.

Interview: Alex doing comedy one year, gets up once weekly, opened for Phil Medina at Ontario, lives in Glendora Hills 45 miles away, manages Marriott, formerly Benihana manager, single 2.5 years after three girlfriends cheated.

Set: Manuel discussed hookup with no condom for first time, peed and it tingly, thought he had diabetes, went back twice, added her Snapchat, she ghosted with guy who looked like him.

Interview: Manuel met girl on Tinder, Tony read their entire conversation including dick pic, they went to Alice in Wonderland bar, raw dogged her, she ghosted with similar-looking guy.

Set: Malcolm joked about white women taking pictures at swamps, alligator scooping up girl, writing jokes is hardest part, almost got in fight where he had to audition for his safety.

Interview: Malcolm is back as regular, been a week, doing shows, someone stole and resold his shirt with white babies modeling, met Tiny and his girl, shirt company coming.

Set: Arthur joked about not being tough but dad was Russian military bear-wrestler, tried jujitsu but impractical on ground, got threatened on street and had to audition for his safety.

Interview: Arthur is 21, UCLA student studying poly sci, lifeguard (not beach), transferred from Pasadena Community College, from Burbank born and raised, used to play water polo and swim.