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Alex Garcia

🎤 3 appearancesFirst: August 13, 2018Latest: January 11, 2020

Alex Garcia has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #429 Bucket Pull · January 11, 2020

Opening bit about girls mentioning boyfriends unsolicited. Discusses not dating in 4.5 years, cleaning room before girls come over, and sexual inexperience.

  • Girls unprompted mentioning their boyfriends when not interested
  • Haven't been on date in 4.5 years; asks what sex feels like
Kill Tony #305 Bucket Pull · November 5, 2018

Cancer survivor discusses dating a Taurus, criticizes Tom Cruise refusing to talk to daughter over Scientology, and makes jokes about friends calling his ex obsessed with Kabbalah/bukkake.

  • Tom Cruise refuses to speak to daughter for not joining Scientology
  • Friends said ex-girlfriend was Kabbalah-obsessed; confused with bukkake
Kill Tony #287 Bucket Pull · August 13, 2018

Alex discussed Christian rap subcultures and dabs, being fat and self-defecating humor, friends asking to be honest after hours of conversation, girlfriend asking promises not to be mad.

  • Christian rap subcultures have own dabs on dance floor
  • Self-defecating humor because fat and shits himself constantly