Alex Garcia
Alex Garcia has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Opening bit about girls mentioning boyfriends unsolicited. Discusses not dating in 4.5 years, cleaning room before girls come over, and sexual inexperience.
- Girls unprompted mentioning their boyfriends when not interested
- Haven't been on date in 4.5 years; asks what sex feels like
Cancer survivor discusses dating a Taurus, criticizes Tom Cruise refusing to talk to daughter over Scientology, and makes jokes about friends calling his ex obsessed with Kabbalah/bukkake.
- Tom Cruise refuses to speak to daughter for not joining Scientology
- Friends said ex-girlfriend was Kabbalah-obsessed; confused with bukkake
Alex discussed Christian rap subcultures and dabs, being fat and self-defecating humor, friends asking to be honest after hours of conversation, girlfriend asking promises not to be mad.
- Christian rap subcultures have own dabs on dance floor
- Self-defecating humor because fat and shits himself constantly