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Kill Tony #305 — Whitney Cummings

📅 November 5, 2018 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 9 comedians

Guests: Whitney Cummings

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Lineup

1

Dale Dymkoski

Set: Discusses severe hearing loss, hearing aids, and complaints about a muscular man with HIV parking in handicap spots at his gym.

Interview: Tony and Whitney probe Dale about his Connecticut background, his lucky ruby ring from India, his personal training career, and his Sunday baseball league. Discussion touches on his professionalism with female clients and various personal details.

Bits:
  • Disabled guy complains muscular gym-goer parks in handicap spot despite being HIV positive
  • Hearing aids are disability card that don't get him the handicap parking spot
Moments:
  • Tony immediately smells the AIDS punchline coming
  • Joléna character responds to AIDS joke
2

Kenisha Bell

Set: Female comic discusses yeast infections, feeding the hungry, and relationship confusion about her ex-boyfriend's preference for having his breasts sucked.

Interview: Tony and panel discuss vaginal health, lubrication, UTIs, and yeast infections with frank medical banter. Kenisha reveals she started stand-up again after getting a master's degree in occupational therapy from a historically black college.

Bits:
  • Just kicked yeast infection, now can feed the hungry with safe cupcakes
  • Ex-boyfriend preferred having his breasts sucked more than she did
Moments:
  • Cassandra and panel engage in detailed medical discussion about female sexuality
3

Julian Aguilar

Set: Young comic discusses running over a fat cat with his bike, falling, and dealing with the injured animal and its owner.

Interview: Tony praises Julian's luck at being pulled from the bucket repeatedly and references a Kanye West banana joke Julian made previously. Discussion covers his age (22), confidence, and Tony's coaching about writing more jokes.

Bits:
  • Ran over fat cat with bike, fell in cat shit, faced owner complications
Moments:
  • Tony mentions bringing up Julian's banana/Kanye joke on Joe Rogan podcast
  • Tony coaches Julian on writing and preparation despite his natural luck and charm
4

Aaron McCann

Set: Irish server at aquapark describes hipster customers, his recent breakup with American girlfriend who wanted to discuss boundaries at IHOP, and living situation.

Interview: Aaron discusses his Irish accent thickening in LA, his two-week visa limit, his breakup, pod-living situation with 40 people in Echo Park, and his plans to return to Ireland.

Bits:
  • Girlfriend broke up at IHOP to discuss boundaries about feelings
  • IHOP renamed to International House of boundaries due to American culture
Moments:
  • Aaron struggles with intelligible Irish accent that Tony addresses
  • Aaron thanks the show as potentially his last appearance before returning to Ireland
5

Kathryn Faith

Set: Woman comedian discusses inserting random household objects into her vagina as a child, her Tinder experiences with dominant men, and a man's unreasonable demands about makeup and bras.

Interview: Tony and panel engage in extensive discussion about Kathryn's herpes from her ex-boyfriend, sexual preferences, her age (36), midlife crisis, relocation from Midwest, job transition to waitressing, and her history on the show as the poop bucket girl.

Bits:
  • Filled vagina with household objects like a Hoarders episode from childhood
  • Found dominant guys on Tinder but rejected him for makeup/bra demands
Moments:
  • Kathryn reveals ex-boyfriend gave her herpes via oral sex in hot tub with cold sore
  • Tony references Kathryn's previous appearance as the poop bucket girl
  • Kathryn discusses dominatrix interest and potential career changes
6

Chris Heist

Set: Barefoot comic discusses shooting at yoga studio filled with women, explains how sexual selection produces attractive people through female rejection, and thanks women for rejecting less attractive men.

Interview: Tony and Whitney discuss Chris's appearance, his barefoot preference due to acid use in bands, his minimalist lifestyle with few outfits, his teaching background, and his unconventional clothing deterioration philosophy.

Bits:
  • Shootings motivated by rejection; should thank women rejecting you for genetic improvement
Moments:
  • Chris appears on stage barefoot and in heavily deteriorated clothing
  • Tony observes Chris looks like he might be a mass shooter despite smart material
  • Chris explains his minimalist philosophy and clothing deterioration acceptance
7

Malcolm Hatchett

Set: Regular weekly performer who writes new minute each episode. This set discusses being high on edibles, making friends throw gang signs with him, going to 7-Eleven, and helping clean up downstairs after getting high.

Interview: Malcolm reveals he recently started smoking pot and eating edibles in January. Discussion covers his edible experiences, his age (24), his upcoming shows in San Diego and Fresno, and praise for his natural charisma and star potential.

Bits:
  • Friends throw gang signs when he's high on edibles
  • Got high, offered to help clean upstairs, confused as helping
Moments:
  • Whitney encourages Malcolm to stay on edibles based on his energy
  • Whitney mentions conceiving her first child on two edibles
  • Multiple panel members praise Malcolm's natural charisma and future potential
8

Cassandra Cass

Set: Transgender woman describes losing her virginity to a man who approached her leaving a bar with crude proposition, having sex in a small car, and later encountering him at another club where he denied knowing her.

Interview: Tony discusses Cassandra's set quality and feedback. Cassandra reveals her ex-boyfriend who introduced her to Kill Tony just broke up with her after a birthday visit. She expresses desire for public relationship rather than secrecy.

Bits:
  • Man proposes being sperm receptacle; she agrees and has bad car sex
  • Man denies knowing her after sex when they meet at straight club later
Moments:
  • Cassandra thanks Whitney as a strong woman voice after set
  • Cassandra reveals the ex-boyfriend who introduced her just broke up after birthday visit
  • Tony warns ex-boyfriend may appear at upcoming Texas shows
9

Alex Garcia

Set: Cancer survivor discusses dating a Taurus, criticizes Tom Cruise refusing to talk to daughter over Scientology, and makes jokes about friends calling his ex obsessed with Kabbalah/bukkake.

Interview: Tony and panel discover Alex has elaborate tattoo work including angel wings, Roman numerals for birthday, and stay-true chest piece. Discussion covers his assistant GM grocery store job, his motorbike accident nearly killing him, and his commitment to his passions.

Bits:
  • Tom Cruise refuses to speak to daughter for not joining Scientology
  • Friends said ex-girlfriend was Kabbalah-obsessed; confused with bukkake
Moments:
  • Alex performs shirtless revealing extensive tattoo work including angel wings
  • Multiple La Bamba movie references throughout episode as running gag
  • Tony reveals Alex nearly died from Trader Joe's kombucha bottle explosion injury
  • Panel praises Alex's positive energy and buoyant personality