Chris Heist
Chris Heist has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Chris performed a conspiracy theory joke about WASPs running the world and made a comparison between human society and wasps spreading false conspiracy theories.
- WASPs secretly run the world; like wasps spreading conspiracy that Jewish insects control.
Chris makes jokes about his real last name being Heist causing awkward moments at the bank, threatening to commit a heist when a bank employee doesn't understand the word.
- Last name Heist causes confusion at bank, looks like criminal
- Bank employee doesn't know word heist, he threatens actual heist
Barefoot comic discusses shooting at yoga studio filled with women, explains how sexual selection produces attractive people through female rejection, and thanks women for rejecting less attractive men.
- Shootings motivated by rejection; should thank women rejecting you for genetic improvement
Chris performed about his view that he shouldn't be allowed to get a gun based on his political threats, touching on Republican vs Democrat unity around this point.
- Republican and Democrat agree he shouldn't have gun