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Chris Heist

🎤 4 appearancesFirst: September 17, 2018Latest: December 10, 2018

Chris Heist has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #315 Bucket Pull · December 10, 2018

Chris performed a conspiracy theory joke about WASPs running the world and made a comparison between human society and wasps spreading false conspiracy theories.

  • WASPs secretly run the world; like wasps spreading conspiracy that Jewish insects control.
Kill Tony #312 Bucket Pull · November 19, 2018

Chris makes jokes about his real last name being Heist causing awkward moments at the bank, threatening to commit a heist when a bank employee doesn't understand the word.

  • Last name Heist causes confusion at bank, looks like criminal
  • Bank employee doesn't know word heist, he threatens actual heist
Kill Tony #305 Bucket Pull · November 5, 2018

Barefoot comic discusses shooting at yoga studio filled with women, explains how sexual selection produces attractive people through female rejection, and thanks women for rejecting less attractive men.

  • Shootings motivated by rejection; should thank women rejecting you for genetic improvement
Kill Tony #292 Bucket Pull · September 17, 2018

Chris performed about his view that he shouldn't be allowed to get a gun based on his political threats, touching on Republican vs Democrat unity around this point.

  • Republican and Democrat agree he shouldn't have gun