Kill Tony #315 — Tim Dillon
Guests: Tim Dillon
Lineup
Set: Dan discussed his past heroin addiction and coping mechanisms, making jokes about blacking out from drinking and accidentally pooping his pants during fights.
Interview: Discussed his recent move to Santa Monica, work as an operations analyst for bird scooters, gaining 100 pounds, and driving without a license.
- Only did heroin on special occasions; had crippling addiction to special occasions.
- People hold you accountable for drunk actions; claims he fantasized about pooping pants in fights.
- Pooped his pants during two fistfights, only lost one; should have won both on technicality.
- Tony mentioned Dan looks like he's gained weight since last appearance.
- Dan revealed he gained 100 pounds and drives illegally without a license.
Set: Chris performed a conspiracy theory joke about WASPs running the world and made a comparison between human society and wasps spreading false conspiracy theories.
Interview: Discussed his former work as a substitute teacher in Florida and college calculus tutor, declining a makeover offer and discussing cultural uniformity.
- WASPs secretly run the world; like wasps spreading conspiracy that Jewish insects control.
- Tony couldn't understand Chris's set but said he'd watch a livestream for hours.
- Tony noticed Chris sounds like Christopher Walken when speaking.
- Chris refused makeover offer, arguing for cultural diversity in appearance.
Set: Evan discussed an acting classmate's repeated mentions of her nose job, made jokes about adopting drug-sniffing dogs, and jokes about dating a black bisexual girlfriend.
Interview: Discussed his indie special filmed at Skiptown Playhouse, special education background from 2nd grade through high school, dyslexia, and parents' divorce.
- Acting classmate obsessed with mentioning her nose job from snowboarding accident.
- Wants to adopt drug-sniffing dogs to find lost weed at beach and new friends.
- Tony marveled that Evan was less creepy than expected given his aesthetic.
- Evan revealed extensive special education history from 2nd through high school.
- Parents' divorce and mother's preschool education philosophy discussed as ironic.
Set: Devonte discussed missing the South, LA's lack of Confederate signs, Xanax use, and being a twin who is inferior to his military-serving brother in every way.
Interview: Discussed his identical twin brother, military service, Dodge Charger, working at a restaurant, living with four roommates, and made controversial statements about black people.
- In LA no Confederate signs to know where not to break down; look for Subarus.
- Being black means nobody wants to sit next to you; pull out Malcolm X autobiography.
- Twin brother better in every way including military service and sexual performance.
- Tony compared Devonte to young Bill Cosby, starting controversy discussion.
- Devonte made very edgy statements about black people and brunch culture.
- Called his roommates 'gorillas' multiple times, causing shock and comedy.
Set: Rogan discussed his unusual immigrant parents' made-up name sounding both Korean and American, retaining an infant's hairline, and his confusion about his own appearance.
Interview: Discussed being 40 years old, eight years doing stand-up starting in New York, girlfriend of 11 years, mother-in-law's multiple car accidents, and meeting his birth mother at Port Authority.
- Parents invented name sounding both Korean and American; failed at both.
- Retained infant's hairline since birth; more concerned about keeping jokes than hair.
- Girlfriend had four car accidents in two years; worse than Kapernick stats.
- Met birth mother for first time at Port Authority at age 28.
- Birth mother brought her own mother to the meeting for support.
- Used to grow weed in his New York apartment.
Set: Yohance performed a comedic bit about women gossiping with their girlfriends about men and sexual acts, using heavy vernacular and explicit language.
Interview: Discussed being from Atlanta, ten years doing stand-up comedy, performing college circuit since 2014, traveling frequently, and having last had a girlfriend in 2012.
- Women gossiping about men's sexual performance and cheating behaviors with girlfriends.
- Yohance performed very explicit material about sexual acts and promiscuity.
- Revealed last relationship was in 2012, hasn't had girlfriend since.
- Discussed performing at black colleges throughout the Southeast region.
Set: Alex discussed a coworker crumpling paper and attempting trash can shots, establishing a rule that missed shots require picking up the paper.
Interview: Discussed being Puerto Rican, white, not speaking Spanish, and fears about prison treatment; wore a key necklace which became his nickname.
- Coworker crumples paper, shoots it at trash can; missed shots require picking up.
- Wore key necklace; Tony mocked it, became running gag of the set.
- Attempted Louis Armstrong impression that bombed spectacularly.
- Became most hated person on show's history by end of set.
Set: William performed a detailed screenplay pitch for 'World War 2: A Survivor's Tale' about a squirrel family in Nazi Germany, featuring cast like Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Interview: Discussed being from Memphis, getting haircut before flying home, losing a tooth, having two younger brothers, and working at a self-storage unit.
- Squirrel family in Nazi Berlin; mother supports Hitler's plans despite moral concerns.
- Mother texted asking if he lost a tooth; she lost one too.
- Youngest brother overdosed on Xanax and alcohol but recovered to play water polo.
- Works at self-storage, customer brought father's death certificate for unit takeover.
- Tony told audience William was one of most liked characters on show's history.
Set: Danielle discussed buzzing her head a month ago, resulting in higher tips as a server in a fancy restaurant; joked that customers might think she's in cancer remission.
Interview: Discussed her first appearance on show in 2013 while in a Christian cult, anxiety and depression, childhood trauma from father's violence, recent separation, and co-producing shows with boyfriend Nick Romero.
- Buzzed hair; richer tips from fancy restaurant, customers think cancer remission.
- Feminist but dating men; mostly weak dudes don't understand the joke.
- First appeared on show in 2013 while in Christian cult; very different life now.
- Discussed childhood trauma: father gave open-hand belt beatings, mother was submissive.
- Demonstrates high kick when asked by Tony; surprisingly impressive.