Kill Tony #314 — Luis J Gomez
Guests: Luis J Gomez
Lineup
Abel J
Set: 27-year-old describes getting caught in his room watching Korean dance choreography, mistaken by his father as masturbating. He couldn't prove he wasn't despite standing up quickly.
Interview: Abel is 27, lives with parents, works at Amazon warehouse, does stand-up for 3 months but has only performed twice. His father drives a bulldozer, mother works at Jack-in-the-Box.
- Getting caught watching Korean dance choreography, mistaken for masturbating
- Tony and panel mock Abel for doing the same joke at two separate open mics three months apart with 50% less material each time
Set: Hungover Irish comedian from Northern Ireland describes taking Adderall at a music festival for the first time, which made him overly focused instead of enjoying the show. Later had awkward pillow talk with a friend where he complimented her freckle obsessively.
Interview: Aaron is from Omagh, Northern Ireland (2.5 hours from Dublin), has been doing stand-up for 6 years, leaving LA tomorrow with green card restrictions. Tony announces Aaron will get a guaranteed spot on the Dublin Kill Tony in February.
- Took Adderall at music festival, became overly focused, couldn't enjoy music
- Obsessively complimented friend's freckle during pillow talk after Adderall
- Tony repeatedly jokes that Aaron says 'January' and offers to make a one-hour special about it
- Tony announces Kill Tony will happen in Dublin Ireland in February during Aaron's interview
Set: Matt jokes about attending a progressive gender-reveal party for a 15-year-old, noting they had a 'genitalia reveal party' before the child was born. Short set offering dark humor about mass suicide.
Interview: Matt is part Irish, attended a mixed-race couple's gender-reveal party with a fox theme that went wrong. Panel roasts him extensively about his appearance and racist undertones in his material.
- Progressive gender-reveal party for 15-year-old called genitalia reveal before birth
- Panel extensively roasts Matt about his appearance and racist implications of his material
- Luis J Gomez notes that Matt's set about the mixed-race couple had racist undertones
Set: Jane does material about her love of Whole Foods bulk bins, getting caught grazing on coconut chips, being vegan, and worrying about food porn footage ruining her career. One-year comedian with heavily repetitive delivery.
Interview: Jane has been doing stand-up for over a year, teaches yoga (started this year), used to work in advertising in London for 3 years. Panel unanimously dislikes her, criticizes her over-present demeanor and repetitive speech patterns.
- Caught grazing Whole Foods bulk bins, deep-throating coconut chips, worried about food porn tape
- Panel relentlessly roasts Jane for repeating everything said to her and over-present demeanor
- Jane announces she's leaving after the interview, becomes first person in 311 episodes to do so
- Tony coaches Jane that bad first impressions can lead to redemption arcs on the show
Set: Cole does drinking game material about staying in his lane on the freeway and hating the game where friends tell him how his drinking hurts their lives. References having a gay friend and racial slur setup that goes interrupted.
Interview: Cole drove to Vegas alone on a Monday with $400, got blackout drunk, ordered a $60 transgender sex worker via Safari, had a 30-minute encounter where she asked for more money, was about to be penetrated but was too clinched.
- Favorite drinking game is trying to stay in your lane on freeway while drunk
- Friends make him play game where they list how his drinking hurts their lives
- Cole tells graphic story of ordering transgender sex worker in Vegas while blackout drunk for $60
- Panel extensively jokes about Cole's sexual experience being evidence of latent homosexuality
- Cole reveals he never got tested for HIV after the encounter
Set: Malcolm returns after missing two weeks due to eating an edible. Does observational material about triangles (his favorite shape), how triangles appear in food like pizza and Doritos, and random non-sequiturs.
Interview: Malcolm ate a $15 edible from a legal dispensary that made him feel 3D and nauseous. Recently flew from Maryland, ate a jalapeno breakfast sandwich and Wendy's Frosty, pooped on a plane for the first time, almost defecated himself mid-flight.
- Someone called him a monkey, he pranked them with a banana at 7-Eleven
- Loves triangles, spent money on triangle-shaped food like pizza slices and Doritos
- Malcolm reveals he was supposed to perform last week but got food poisoning from an edible
- Tony announces Kill Tony coming to Raleigh North Carolina January 10th, Malcolm's hometown