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Kill Tony #313

📅 November 26, 2018 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 9 comedians

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Lineup

Set: Anthony discussed his financial struggles living in LA, sleeping in his car, unable to afford rent, and his confidence in making it despite the odds.

Interview: Tony revealed Anthony had signed up 9 weeks straight before getting pulled. They discussed his sleeping in car, postmates delivery work in Beverly Hills, his relocation from North Dakota, basketball background, and hobbies like gym and Street Fighter.

Bits:
  • I am so tired of being poor and sleeping in my car
  • Rent is $3,000 for a one-bedroom apartment
Moments:
  • Golden ticket awarded; Tony praised Anthony's confidence and swagger as a boost other comedians could use
  • Anthony revealed he'd been signing up for 9 weeks before finally getting pulled, showing dedication
2

Mike Eaton

Set: Mike made jokes about veterinarians making more money, homeless vets with dogs, and compared himself favorably to disabled and elderly people in terms of physical ability.

Interview: Tony discovered he'd previously met Mike in Austin where Mike and his (then-fiancée) wife were roofied at a concert afterparty. They discussed Mike's 7-month comedy journey, relocation from Texas to LA, living in Azusa, his love of 72-ounce steaks at the Big Texan, tattoos, and eating habits.

Bits:
  • Veterinarians make way more money but claim poverty; saw homeless vets with dogs
  • I'm ableist; I'm faster than anyone with one leg or a baby
  • Wife's chili was so hot it made him rap fire metaphorically
Moments:
  • Roofie revelation: Tony had previously saved Mike and his wife from being roofied at a concert afterparty in Austin
  • Milk and cookies offered during interview in comedic fashion
3

Blake Lehrer

Set: Blake joked about looking like he ate Matt Damon, buying embarrassing Magnum condoms, workplace equality, his wife's spicy chili, and his physical appearance changes.

Interview: Blake's first stand-up ever at age 23. His wife is stationed in Japan in military maintenance. He got engaged at 17 on a mountain staircase, married within 2 months after 8 years dating. They're visiting LA from Japan and plan to drive to Vegas for Cirque du Soleil.

Bits:
  • Used to look like Matt Damon now looks like I ate him
  • Wife's chili turned my butt into a rapper spitting fire
  • I'm only white male in department but they all work under me
Moments:
  • First-time ever stand-up comedian, slid into stage, got immediate praise from Tony as instant favorite
  • Got engaged at 17 on mountain staircase, married same woman within 2 months
4

Julian Aguilar

Set: Julian told a rambling story about losing his nug while smoking, then vacuuming it from carpet along with dust, toenails, cat hair, and pubic hair, then smoking it again.

Interview: Julian is 22, has been pulled 6-7 times in the last year, lives with aunt/uncle, got pulled over for no lights on bike, was detained and ticketed. Discussed neighborhood confusion and getting arrested by police.

Bits:
  • Lost my weed at mall like losing a kid, vacuumed carpet to recover it
Moments:
  • Heavily booed and criticized by the entire panel and audience for lack of writing and joke structure
  • Tony coached Julian hard about needing real jokes and perspective instead of just dirty rambling
  • Multiple audience members booing and heckling throughout set and interview
5

Eric Staniford

Set: Eric made jokes about trying to surprise wife with romantic dinner but she surprised him with divorce, microwaving salmon, depression, and calling suicide prevention hotline same night as Anthony Bourdain's death.

Interview: Eric signed up 6 months ago after divorce. He moved to LA 10 years ago to be skateboard photographer. Worked at Starbucks. Married for 14 months (together 8 years), has been depressed since. Had dreadlocks until August. Owns grip tape company for skateboards.

Bits:
  • Wife surprised me with divorce instead of me surprising her with dinner
  • Can't microwave salmon; called suicide prevention line same night as Bourdain
Moments:
  • Panel and Tony compared him to future version of Blake who married at 17
6

Chip Nicholson

Set: Chip joked about never seeing black ghosts because they have nothing to haunt, each decade gets better for them, joke about colorblind guy at meetings, and racial humor about drive-bys.

Interview: Chip has been on show many times, from San Diego. Lived in LA 1 year. Got boot on car from street parking, dealt with Debra (rude black lady) vs nice white lady at boot office. Uses white voice when calling for help. Snowboards, skateboards, loves anime.

Bits:
  • Black ghosts don't exist because they have nothing to haunt
  • Black ghosts fade to heaven each decade getting better
Moments:
  • Chip admitted using 'white voice' when calling customer service to get better treatment
  • Tony demonstrated Chip's white voice vs potential black voice impressions
8

Jackson Banks

Set: Jackson discussed caring about female orgasms as altruism, made superhero reference to 'fuck boy' sidekick, joked about getting into legal trouble if he's successful, and handled heckles.

Interview: Jackson has 6.5 years of stand-up, originally from Salt Lake City, lived in San Francisco 1 year, moved to LA 5 months ago. Was caregiver and hospice worker, now works at staffing agency. Had car taken by city, got demoted by subletter roommate.

Bits:
  • Caring about female orgasm is altruism not for why we do it
Moments:
  • Jackson freestyled and rapped against the milkman character mid-show
  • Milkman drank Jackson's offered milk during freestyle rap battle
9

Tariq Joseph

Set: Tariq discussed being sick of white men trying to connect with him about blackness, coworker Chris who dances every time he sees Tariq and says his name with knee movements.

Interview: Age 28, first time on show, from San Diego, currently unemployed and couchsurfing after Halloween eviction. Parents from Eritrea. Gets nervous. Went to a lame comedian party. Raised in San Diego.

Bits:
  • Coworker Chris dances and says my name with knee movements trying to connect
Moments:
  • Tony mentioned Tariq follows in Tiffany Haddish's footsteps as Eritrean comedian
  • Tariq got coaching about better premises and punchlines mid-set