Eric Staniford
Eric Staniford has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Comedian discusses becoming single, dating apps, comparing women to hot coffee, and a recent date where he confused Warren Beatty and Jimmy Buffett.
- Likes women like coffee: too hot to put dick in, comes out with blisters.
- Confused Warren Beatty and Jimmy Buffett on a date, couldn't backtrack from mistake.
Eric made jokes about trying to surprise wife with romantic dinner but she surprised him with divorce, microwaving salmon, depression, and calling suicide prevention hotline same night as Anthony Bourdain's death.
- Wife surprised me with divorce instead of me surprising her with dinner
- Can't microwave salmon; called suicide prevention line same night as Bourdain