Kill Tony #312 — Adam22, Brian Moses

Set: Hailey worked at an escape room and got fired after trapping customers by turning off the power to give them an extreme challenge. Her jokes reference childhood memories of trapping Sims in rooms.

Interview: Tony and the panel tease her about having Down syndrome, her brief comedy career (one month), her barista job, and her relationship with a comedian who encouraged her to perform.

Set: Elise discusses becoming vegan to make people like her less, references a documentary about health, and complains about increased flatulence since adopting veganism.

Interview: Tony learns she's been vegan for a year and a half, is a video editor who worked on Michelle Wolf's HBO special, shoots guns, and can rap the entire 'Real Slim Shady' by Eminem.

Set: Evan contrasts public transportation in New York vs Los Angeles, making a joke about how kidnapping someone on a bus wouldn't work logistically.

Interview: Tony learns Evan filmed an indie special at a 30-seat theater, funded it with insurance money from his car catching fire, and now board dogs for wealthy people on the Wag app.

Set: Ashton tells jokes about a drinking game, never doing bondage but accidentally masturbating with shoes tied, listening to audiobooks, and jokes about his grandfather and Bill Cosby.

Interview: Tony learns Ashton moved to LA four months ago, works in low-level accounting, his office coworkers want him to film them recreating The Office, and he just moved into Studio City with his girlfriend.

Set: Daniel talks about working as a waiter in Dallas, describing it as a hostage negotiation where he ruins conversations and demands tips. He shares an awkward moment interrupting a couple discussing paternity.

Interview: Tony learns Daniel is 22, from Missouri, previously worked at a water store selling fake health crystals, and now works at Jersey Mike's making sandwiches.

Set: Seth opens with a feminist joke about the wage gap benefiting men, makes a dark joke about the YouTube shooting, then discusses having three kids and not wanting them to be kidnapped.

Interview: Tony learns Seth is 32, from Utah, LDS/Mormon, has three kids (7, 4, 2 months old), wife teaches at USC, and he plays softball and works on weapons in his garage.

Set: William performs in a British accent at a dog restaurant, talks about getting high and thinking blood was coming from his ears, writing a troll movie, finding cocaine in margaritas, and stealing luggage at airports during Thanksgiving.

Interview: Tony learns William is from Memphis, has been performing 11 years, mentions friend Ben Jordan from high school they got high with, and has done good work on YouTube that commenters appreciate.

Set: Pterodactyl is a group performance featuring Jeffrey Lindemann and two others. They attempt to perform but essentially bomb completely, with no coherent stand-up routine.

Interview: Tony learns Jeffrey took a $700 stand-up class, has a crush on Tiffany, is an introvert and germaphobe, and was invited to get beat up by the audience as punishment.

Set: Chris makes jokes about his real last name being Heist causing awkward moments at the bank, threatening to commit a heist when a bank employee doesn't understand the word.

Interview: Tony discusses Chris's minimalist look with intentional holes in clothing, suggests getting him a makeover, but Chris prefers not to compromise his aesthetic. Chris is currently tutoring in Florida and releases free albums.

Set: Kim jokes about her husband saying she's on her phone too much, the irony of him using 'feel like' on that occasion, their competition over her attention, and how her phone provides more value than he does.

Interview: Tony notes Kim was in the bathroom when called, they move on quickly due to time constraints.

Set: Afrodyete performs a brand new minute about creating a new holiday called Little Hole Rest National Dollar Holiday where women get the day off and men stay home.

Interview: Tony praises her for starting stand-up late in life at 62, staying consistent, and being a staple on the show every Monday.