Seth

Seth did jokes about being non-threatening despite face tattoos, women locking car doors after dates, and disclosed he's Mormon with three kids, two daughters with bleeding disorder.

• Non-threatening guy but women lock doors when he drops them off
• Claims he's never raped anybody despite his appearance
• Got married as a virgin, perfect way to end

Seth opens with a feminist joke about the wage gap benefiting men, makes a dark joke about the YouTube shooting, then discusses having three kids and not wanting them to be kidnapped.

• As feminist man, benefiting from wage gap, wives make more money
• YouTube shooting reference as evidence women can't do everything men do

Former attorney discusses punctuation ambiguity in dating rejection, marriage as a group project, and his recent home birth experience with three kids.

• Girl's rejection either hurtful (comma period) or excusable (colon period).
• Wife views marriage as group project; he's the project being fixed.