Kill Tony #361 — Jeff Ross

Set: Alex discussed getting his booty hole eaten out, waving at Mother Nature at the ocean, and jokes about his appearance and microphone technique.

Interview: Alex is from Wisconsin, has been doing standup for 3.5 years, builds and installs Ikea kitchens, and disclosed a past relationship involving physical abuse.

Set: Zach did a warm-up about multitasking and his mom, discussed growing up poor in a fraternity for financial aid students (EBT letters), and his appearance.

Interview: From Fayetteville, North Carolina, been doing standup 3 years, bartends at craft beer bar in Burbank, lives with roommates, into skateboarding, dated girl who moved to Santa Monica with him but relationship ended when he started doing comedy.

Set: Lorraine discussed not knowing she was Mexican until older (thought she was good swimmer), being in a failed 3-year relationship where her ex was likely gay and preferred anal sex.

Interview: From Rancho Cucamonga, been doing comedy just over a year after bad breakup, works as a bartender, ex-boyfriend gave lap dances at gay bar and made her wear baseball cap during sex.

Set: Seth did jokes about being non-threatening despite face tattoos, women locking car doors after dates, and disclosed he's Mormon with three kids, two daughters with bleeding disorder.

Interview: Mormon, married with three kids aged 7, 4, and 9 months, two daughters have bleeding disorder (Von Willebrand), wife teaches at USC, been doing standup 1.5 years, disclosed worst moment: lifted disabled person in wheelchair for spanking at age 17.

Set: Jason discussed having narcolepsy with cataplexy, growing up in cult-like upbringing (Mormon light), and being in circus tents for gatherings.

Interview: Third appearance, disabled veteran living in van, served in Coast Guard as mechanic deployed to Guantanamo, boating accident caused back/sciatica issues, been homeless/living in van since October, discusses mental health and suicide ideation.

Set: Nico joked about being Jewish and white, having privilege, breakups feeling like leaving prison, friend asking if he was glad weed was legal.

Interview: 23 years old from Claremont, just graduated college, going to law school studying cannabis law, parents are real estate attorneys paying for apartment, hosts Legion of Skanks part-time, lives with parents, has girlfriend who splits comedy show earnings.

Set: William did absurdist material about Tim Tebow doing cocaine off table, owning streaming diamonds website with Ernest movies, plastic containers stolen from mailbox, impression of living in Philippines.

Interview: 43 years old, claims to have worked with Jeff Ross on films in Philippines for 4 years, got malaria, worked at Laser Quest, mentions various fabricated shared experiences with Jeff including 1996 Olympics pipe bombs and plane incident.

Set: Danny joked about old people's reaction to seeing him, roommate thinking Jesus was magician because he prayed for rent money instead of working.

Interview: 25 years old, moved to LA 2 years ago from North Carolina, was homeless for 3 months after arriving with dog Stitch, recently started standup 2 weeks ago, works delivery for Amazon, has been attending open mics 3-4 times weekly.

Set: Cassandra introduced giant vagina costume, joked about dating comedians, having to pretend they're funnier, picking up checks because they have no money.

Interview: Performs burlesque for 20 years traveling worldwide, dating comedian Cole Alexander, recently filming Netflix show in pre-production, friends with David Arquette for wrestling, responds to Cole's previous episode's comments about their relationship.

Interview: Jeff discussed his Netflix show Historical Roast now trending globally, getting his own Netflix account when it dropped (didn't for Bumping Mics), touring Roastmaster General with David Tell across country, recent Vegas shows, hosting Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin.