Cassandra Cass
Cassandra Cass has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Cassandra introduced giant vagina costume, joked about dating comedians, having to pretend they're funnier, picking up checks because they have no money.
- Introduced vagina costume, warns not to get close to two bomber comedians
- Has to pretend comedian boyfriend funnier than her, pick up checks
Transgender woman describes losing her virginity to a man who approached her leaving a bar with crude proposition, having sex in a small car, and later encountering him at another club where he denied knowing her.
- Man proposes being sperm receptacle; she agrees and has bad car sex
- Man denies knowing her after sex when they meet at straight club later
Cassandra performed about being transgender, designing her own vagina post-surgery, a boyfriend comment about her oral skills, and stories about her relationship ending when she discovered her boyfriend was gay for pay.
- Designing own vagina post-surgery got camel foot instead of toe
- Boyfriend said oral was like Honda vs Ferrari
Transgender comedian discusses eating ass, acknowledges bombing the set due to low preparation, and talks about personal confidence. Self-aware about weak performance.
- Eating ass is like eating yogurt without a spoon, very difficult
Explicit sex work commentary about trans experience, tricking straight guys using voice acting, and Ferrari joke about internal anatomy.
- Penis inverted; tricks straight guys with Smurfette voice during sex
- Like a Ferrari with broken dashboard knobs when having sex