Ashton Tate
Ashton Tate has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Ashton performs about girls mentioning beach walks, his mother drinking while pregnant, Grand Theft Auto, video game violence, and the need for female action movies.
- Girls say they like long beach walks but never ask guys with metal detectors.
- Mother drank while pregnant; face had sharpie dick drawn on it.
Returning performer with jokes about self-help book titles, Jewish dating app Venmo, yoga instructor career, cousin dating, vegan friend and horse glue.
- Self-help book title: 'Who's dick do I have to suck to be my own boss.'
- Vegan friend stopped eating glue after learning horses make it.
Ashton joked about being good at dancing, a relationship with a larger girlfriend, and Netflix login issues upon parental death.
- If good at dancing means good in bedroom, he's got it covered.
- Ex was bigger, made Valentine's Day romantic because gifts fit behind her back.
- Worst way to find out parents died is losing Netflix login.
Ashton tells jokes about a drinking game, never doing bondage but accidentally masturbating with shoes tied, listening to audiobooks, and jokes about his grandfather and Bill Cosby.
- Drinking game of watching movie while being alone, remembering loneliness
- Accidentally masturbated with shoes tied together
Observational one-liners about dance moves, haunted motels, ghost psychology, the friend zone, and GTA morality. Rapid-fire delivery of interconnected jokes.
- Friend zone joke: feeling down, friend suggests free hug shirt but unattractive people wear them.
- Haunted motel: why believe in ghost if he doesn't believe in himself.
- GTA cops are just doing their job, moral realization as adult gamer.