Hailey Hackett
Hailey Hackett has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Hackett performed a set about being high and unable to pass a Hulu robot verification test, using absurdist humor about overthinking simple questions.
- Can't pass Hulu robot test while high; overthinks identifying storefront signs
- Owen Wilson impression observation about seeing actors practicing their lines
Hailey worked at an escape room and got fired after trapping customers by turning off the power to give them an extreme challenge. Her jokes reference childhood memories of trapping Sims in rooms.
- Turned off power in escape room to give customers ultimate challenge
- References enjoying trapping Sims when younger, wanted to recreate experience
Hailey did her first-ever stand-up set about discovering Santa wasn't real by catching her dad putting out presents, and her Puerto Rican dad blaming reindeer for burgling their house.
- Caught dad putting out Christmas presents, aggressively told him Santa isn't real
- Dad later blamed the reindeer and Santa for breaking into house during robbery, not actual burglary