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Kill Tony #290 — Rick Ingram

📅 September 3, 2018 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 9 comedians

Guests: Rick Ingram

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Lineup

1

Jessie Johnson

Set: Jessie did a set about Eddie Murphy having ten kids and stretching his dick out like a gauged ear, with edgy tags about his ex-wife.

Interview: Jessie discussed working multiple jobs including as a PA and nanny, plays trumpet, and has been booking shows around the country including Phoenix in October.

Bits:
  • Eddie Murphy has ten kids, so his dick is stretched out like gauged ears
  • Her long hair has been around longer than the War on Terror
Moments:
  • Set ended exactly at 60 seconds, but Jessie wanted to tag with another joke
2

Brandon Bryan

Set: Brandon did a short, tight set about white privilege and being 2 for 2 at lottery mics while his non-white friends have to wait hours and never get called up.

Interview: Brandon is 21, from Huntington Beach, works at a restaurant, new to comedy (started in June), has black friends, virgin, and wears distressed pants.

Bits:
  • White privilege truly exists - he's 2 for 2 at lottery mics while friends wait hours
Moments:
  • Tony and panel heavily roasted Brandon throughout the interview about his appearance, pants, and virginity
  • Revealed he's never had sex despite the panel's aggressive questioning
3

Kim McVicker

Set: Kim did a set about her cat who had to be neutered and had his penis removed by a West Hollywood vet, making him transgender like Caitlyn Jenner, and comparing it to being raised by a gay older brother.

Interview: Kim is a professional dance choreographer who worked on Game of Thrones musical in Australia and danced for Puff Daddy. She has two cats, is married to a Facebook producer, and has been doing stand-up for three years.

Bits:
  • Her cat had to be neutered and castrated, making him transgender like Caitlyn Jenner
  • Can't tell her cat is trans because she didn't come out in a dress like her gay older brother did
Moments:
  • Jeremiah appeared visibly concerned and on the verge of throwing up during the set
4

Claude Claudio

Set: Claude did a brief, unclear set that appeared to reference Australian/European topics but was largely incoherent to the audience.

Interview: Claude is from Australia, recently moved to LA, has been in the US for a couple years, and became increasingly confrontational during the interview about Trump, economics, and other topics.

Moments:
  • During interview, Claude became increasingly hostile and incoherent, ranting about Trump, judges, and economic policy
  • Tony finally shut down the interview, clearly frustrated with Claude's behavior
5

Mary Ann Parker

Set: Mary Ann did a set about dating a dandy (fashion-obsessed straight man) named Ryan Seacrest, with detailed jokes about their heterosexual window between 2-4pm and the stages of undressing and intimacy.

Interview: Mary Ann is from London, has been in LA nine years, still has a strong accent, works as a personal trainer, grew up influenced by a pimp named Sebastian Horsely who wrote about drugs and prostitutes and died from heroin.

Bits:
  • Dated a 'dandy' (heterosexual man who dresses feminine) with scheduled intimacy between 2-4pm
  • Between 3:54-4pm spent looking for her dignity next to her self-worth
Moments:
  • Revealed she dated Sebastian Horsely, a male prostitute who wrote about drugs and prostitution, who later died from heroin
  • Panel roasted her appearance and suggested she looked like a character from Kill Bill
6

Hailey Hackett

Set: Hailey did her first-ever stand-up set about discovering Santa wasn't real by catching her dad putting out presents, and her Puerto Rican dad blaming reindeer for burgling their house.

Interview: Hailey is 21, moved to LA from DC three weeks ago, unemployed, watched someone do cocaine recently, doesn't believe it's worth the commitment, and turned down Brandon's advances in the audience.

Bits:
  • Caught dad putting out Christmas presents, aggressively told him Santa isn't real
  • Dad later blamed the reindeer and Santa for breaking into house during robbery, not actual burglary
Moments:
  • First-time comedian who got solid laughs on her debut set
  • During interview, offered to say Brandon took her virginity so he could have something to claim
7

Malcolm Hatchett

Set: Malcolm did a new minute about eating chicken wings on the bus without wipes, blaming LA traffic for homeless people, and seeing a homeless man in a Mercedes-Benz then back in the park broke two days later.

Interview: Malcolm is living at a friend's house (Jalen) who is also a comedian, starting a new job Friday doing boxing/shipping work, planning to quit Thursday to make it to La Jolla, and continuously cycles through jobs.

Bits:
  • No bus wipes while eating chicken wings on the bus, had to get louder
  • LA traffic causes homelessness, saw guy in Mercedes then broke in park two days later
Moments:
  • Tony and panel praised Malcolm for another solid new minute with relatable content
  • Malcolm plans to quit new job Thursday to make La Jolla shows with Tony despite just starting Friday
8

Ricky Macias

Set: Ricky did a set about having long hair and being mistaken for a woman by guys, confused for someone's ex-girlfriend, and women complimenting him jealously.

Interview: Ricky is 29, half Mexican/indigenous, works in aerospace machining, has played video games heavily since childhood, met girls on dating apps, is dominant in relationships, and enjoys choking during sex.

Bits:
  • Guys mistake him for a woman from behind due to long hair, ask where is ex-girlfriend
  • Women compliment him jealously, helping him understand female competition dynamics
Moments:
  • Panel extensively questioned Ricky about bondage, choking, and dominant sexual practices
  • Tony compared Ricky's appearance to various celebrities in unflattering ways
9

Dan Donahue

Set: Dan did a 56-second set about being in special ed and having too much confidence, walking down hallways disrespecting regular kids, and asking if cool kids could bite the teacher like special ed kids could.

Interview: Dan is on his second appearance, flew across country to move his girlfriend out to LA, works as a physical therapy aide with mostly elderly people, studied communications at UMass Amherst, and doesn't drink much.

Bits:
  • Special ed gave him too much confidence, would disrespect cool kids in hallway
  • Asked cool kids if they could bite the teacher like special ed kids could
Moments:
  • Set ended at 56 seconds, well under the 60-second limit
  • Panel roasted Dan's appearance comparing him to various celebrities unfavorably