Kim McVicker

Educational bit about only 3% of male birds having penises, evolution removing them because females didn't like male birds. Implication about human men needing improvement.

• Only 3% of male birds have penises; females evolved them away
• If you're bad in bed, your species loses its penis

Kim jokes about her husband saying she's on her phone too much, the irony of him using 'feel like' on that occasion, their competition over her attention, and how her phone provides more value than he does.

• Husband says she's on phone too much, she's on phone when he says it
• Phone has never asked for blow job, won't lose competition with her husband

Kim discusses being a professional dancer for rappers (not stripper), accidentally touching Diddy's penis during 2005 VMA rehearsal when trapped in venue during Hurricane Katrina preparations.

• Touched Diddy's penis at VMA while dancing, he encouraged more
• Being token white girl dancing for rappers is a union job

Kim did a set about her cat who had to be neutered and had his penis removed by a West Hollywood vet, making him transgender like Caitlyn Jenner, and comparing it to being raised by a gay older brother.

• Her cat had to be neutered and castrated, making him transgender like Caitlyn Jenner
• Can't tell her cat is trans because she didn't come out in a dress like her gay older brother did

Canadian comic discussing Trump presidency, immigration, and Canadian government requirements for strippers to submit nude photos. Explores the absurdity of a government employee reviewing naked images for work.

• Canadian immigration site crashed on election day, harder to enter Canada than expected.
• Canadian government requires nude photos from prospective strippers; one man's job daily.
• Imagining rejection letter for stripper applicants who don't meet Canadian standards.