Afrodyete
Afrodyete has performed on Kill Tony 35 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Praise the Lord themed set about buying white baby off internet, fake teeth (only 3 real), good dick and health. Odd character work.
- Bought white baby off internet, baby already racist without milk
Afrodyete did 67-second set joking about God's comedy through making fun of people's appearances, her body dissatisfaction, and generational complaints about young people.
- God is a stand-up comedian making jokes on people's faces and bodies.
Afrodyete performs about women not maintaining appearance after marriage, men needing grooming, and discusses body hair. Set focuses on relationship and hygiene advice delivered comedically.
- Women get ugly after marriage thinking it's comfortable
- White hair on coochie looks like barbed wire
Afrodyete, a returning legend performing for the first time in years, does comedy about COVID, Santa Claus in the hood, eating healthy food making your ass shrink, and not having the rona virus.
- Santa got shot up in the hood; no 'hoe' in the hood so they barbecued the reindeer.
- Eating healthy makes your ass shrink; she kept her ass through weight loss.
- She doesn't have COVID anymore but now has asthma.
Afrodyete announces she has the wettest genitals in Kill Tony history (peed herself at La Jolla show), claims Cardi B stole her concept, boasts about cousin Ray Ray developing a face-punch vaccine for COVID.
- Has wettest genitals in Kill Tony history from peeing at La Jolla show.
- Cousin Ray Ray invented punch-in-face vaccine to replace Corona beer beer jar concept.
Aphrodite discusses pandemic frustrations regarding lack of sexual activity, showcases a dildo she purchased, and performs a 30-second musical performance on keyboard about "we're gonna be all right."
- Purchased dildo during pandemic to deal with sexual frustration
- Keyboard performance of 'we're gonna be all right' during pandemic
Afrodyete discusses watching men urinate in the bathroom, observations about male genitalia behavior, and makes crude sexual commentary about female anatomy and relationships.
- Watched men holding their dicks in bathroom, almost pissed herself.
- Dick has one purpose: wet ass or dick shit.
No set recap for this appearance.
No set recap for this appearance.
No set recap for this appearance.
Afrodyete delivers high-energy set about bad breath, comparing it to various unpleasant scenarios, mentioning church and stripper encounters, and references to her body.
- Bad breath so strong you think person is talking from crack instead of face
- Men can't be trusted, will abandon you once you get pregnant, reference to prayer
Afrodyete discussed visiting her Midwest family, her mother's aggressive behavior toward her, being told her ass is too big, and the absurdity of borrowing 87-year-old woman's clothes.
- Mother put up dukes when she saw me because I look like daddy.
- How am I supposed to be sexy wearing 87-year-old woman's clothes?
Afrodyete performs a brand new minute about creating a new holiday called Little Hole Rest National Dollar Holiday where women get the day off and men stay home.
- Created Little Hole Rest National Dollar Holiday where holes rest from men
63-year-old Kill Tony legend from Los Angeles performing a song closing out the two-show event. Musical tribute celebrating birthdays and San Francisco.
Afrodyete, a 62-year-old returning performer, performed sexual material about calling 911 for intimacy and interactions with police officers.
- Called 911 claiming intimate emergency, asked for black paramedic to resuscitate her.
62-year-old female comic discusses dating, racism, and interracial relationships. Makes jokes about black men dating white women and the dangers that follow, references her mother's sexual appeal.
- Hornier than Catholic priests, sees attractive black men but complications
- Black men dating white women creates racial danger and murder risk
- White cop will find out about black man and white woman
Comedy about jealousy of trans women not menstruating, discussing differences and unfair advantages in life and sports.
- Jealous of trans women not having periods or hot flashes
No set recap for this appearance.
Petty revenge stories: flicking boogers on a rude cab driver, blowing weed smoke at a woman smoking cigarettes at bus stop. Audience loves her natural delivery and new subtlety in performance.
- Flicked dried boogers on cab driver from nose all the way to South Central for talking trash.
- Smoked weed and hash cloud back at woman blowing cigarette smoke in her face at bus stop.
Energetic performer discusses smoking joint at bus stop, naked woman with vulva description, and unconventional thinking. High energy, sexual content, strong stage presence.
- Woman at bus stop completely naked, unaware of her exposure.
- Naked woman smart for not spending money on underwear.
No set recap for this appearance.
Set about racial differences in horror movie behavior, contrasting how Black and white audiences react to scary situations. Heavy focus on horror film tropes and audience participation.
- White people keep going back into houses with monsters; Black people see monster and leave
- Black people with sharks - mentions small chains and shark lights
Material about large buttocks causing life problems, inability to run or get jobs, comparing body to diaper full of feces, criticism of God, commentary on 1970s music versus modern culture.
- Large ass causes inability to run upstairs; people question if it's real, grab it constantly.
- Ass looks like someone wore diaper for two months without changing, filled with feces.
- Commentary on 1970s music versus modern music; claims black people would kill performers for lip-syncing.
Afrodyete discusses how her large ass prevents her from fitting in office chairs, types with her breasts, discusses difficulty finding employment as a Black woman, and describes taking fictional 'Dolby Black' pills that bleached her skin for a job interview.
- Can't get work because ass too big, office needs two chairs per cheek
- Took Dolby Black pills to turn white for job interview, afro popped out
Afrodyete uses aggressive humor about not tolerating racial slurs, discusses dating a minister who struggles with celibacy, and delivers rapid-fire commentary on relationships and hypocrisy.
- No white people can call her n-word; she'll whoop everyone in the room.
- Minister boyfriend trying to stay celibate while dating her; his body betrays his spiritual goals.
61-year-old comedic powerhouse jokes about God being a comedian, tired of fat stereotypes, exercises then eats fried chicken. References big butt prominently. Discusses anger orgasms women get when mad. High-energy, crude, body-positive humor.
- God must be a comedian creating something so ridiculous
- Tired of fat people don't exercise stereotype, does exercises
- Women get anger orgasms when mad instead of sex
No set recap for this appearance.
No set recap for this appearance.
Material about white people touching her afro, using a PCA announcement format. Discusses childhood experiences being bussed with white children and reclaiming power through humor.
- White people need to stop touching her afro for $29.95
- Childhood playground violence and evolution of power dynamics
Afrodyete discussed staying at the Cecil Hotel while homeless for 8 days, being traumatized by its dark history of deaths and serial killers.
- Stayed 8 days at Cecil Hotel; possibly met serial killer Richard Ramirez.
62-year-old Aphrodite performs about her breasts literally choking her at night and having to call police. Discusses how men don't have similar physical issues and makes commentary on aging female bodies.
- Own titties tried to kill me by choking me last night
- Men don't worry about dick falling in face while sleeping
- If your dick falls in your face while sleeping, you're gay
No set recap for this appearance.
Afrodyete performs a raunchy set about church guys being exceptional lovers, explicit sexual descriptions, and her attraction to well-endowed Black men with religious devotion.
- Church guys are exceptional lovers due to sexual repression requiring six-month breaks.
- Will join church/Jesus just to keep getting oral sex from well-endowed church man.
- Heaven should involve fucking and smoking weed; Earth heaven is better alternative.
Set about cabinet positions with 'secretary' in the title, comparisons of Hitler to Obama and Trump, and discussions of pornography preferences and gangbangs.
- If a truck, put women in every cabinet secretary position without telling anyone.
- Both Hitler and Obama compared to Hitler, shows death of character.
Performed a character bit as 'Becky Rivers' commenting on police brutality toward Black people, with offensive stereotypes. Transitioned into sung material and twerking.
- Character 'Becky Rivers' questions why Black people complain when brought over on slave ships.