Lineup
Saul Trujeo
Set: Afrodyete discusses watching men urinate in the bathroom, observations about male genitalia behavior, and makes crude sexual commentary about female anatomy and relationships.
Interview: Discussed her start in August 2016, own podcast, age 64, various sexual topics, Christmas songs, and bathroom voyeurism habits. Jeff Ross made a joke about breaking his knee.
- Watched men holding their dicks in bathroom, almost pissed herself.
- Dick has one purpose: wet ass or dick shit.
- Jeff Ross injured his knee laughing at her material.
- Afrodyete offered to sit on Jeff's face after the show.
Set: Garrett discusses his job as a scientist with edible Fridays, attending six community colleges, custody of his five-year-old daughter, and throwing her underwater to dive for rings.
Interview: Garrett revealed he's a chemist treating brain aneurysms, lives in Huntington Beach near baby mama, met her drunk at a bar while in a relationship, had unprotected sex and recent abortion, and plays video games with daughter.
- Attends edible Fridays at work as a scientist without telling.
- Throws five-year-old underwater to get rings like drowning her.
- Ron White noted surprise at white guy saying 'baby mama'.
- Panel questioned casualness about multiple abortions.
Set: Jimmy's set was truncated and incoherent, discussing sucking dick, not being gay, confusing material about sexual acts, and appearing to be intoxicated or severely nervous.
Interview: Jimmy revealed he's 31, was a figure skater with triple axel at 11, wore a suede jacket and fanny pack, and became emotional/defensive during questioning.
- Confusing material about sucking dick contradicting hetero identity.
- Set was cut short around 40 seconds due to poor performance.
- Tony acknowledged figure skater background as positive.
Set: Karen discusses Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who resemble her father, dating men occasionally, hooking up with a Black man while her racist dad worried, and references to Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy.
Interview: Karen revealed she writes a newsletter via MailChimp, previously mentioned by Dane Cook, is taking a bartending class, is a foster child from Chicago, and has a rescue dog.
- Ex-girlfriends resemble her father with same mustache.
- Only white guys have raped her so dad relaxed dating Black guy.
- Dane Cook previously said she looked like Peanuts characters.
- Purple dildo appeared and Karen didn't know what to do with it.
Lil Lin
Set: Lil Lin (stage name Leland) discusses being single as an 'evil bitch', divorced one year, married a Mexican man for green card in 2019, Spanish lessons, and joking about mixed-race daughter being called 'cantina'.
Interview: Only 60 days into comedy, recently broke up with two male comedians on social media, self-describes as evil bitch, wants to date rich men, admits to being gold digger, showed punk rock fearless attitude.
- Mexican-Chinese daughter would be called 'cantina'.
- Self-identifies as evil bitch looking for rich guy.
- Leland fought with two male comedians on social media.
- Only 60 days into comedy, youngest/newest performer.
Set: David performs a brand new minute on dog ownership disparities between white and Black people, inheritance, and racial observations about dog culture.
Interview: David discussed touring with Eric Griffin in Atlanta and January 25, weekend with comedian Adam Ray, working the Comedy Store belly room door, childhood German Shepherd named Princess.
- White people fascinated with dogs, invented dog pickup bags.
- White dog inherits money, Black dog inherits only doghouse.
- David roasted Kevin Smith, Ron White, and Jeff Ross.
- David challenged Jim Florentine about ghosting him.
Set: Michael performs brand new minute on Paleo diet, neurologist reactions, crack cocaine desires, and ALS disease affecting walking/talking abilities. Extremely edgy dark humor throughout.
Interview: Third appearance on Kill Tony, has Lou Gehrig's ALS disease, returned to stand-up 5 months ago after 20-year break, has nurse/girlfriend, wants to confront Jim Florentine, from Queens New York.
- Neurologist would blow his brains out from crazy advice.
- ALS steals walking/talking ability but not confidence.
- Standing ovation for ALS comedian performing fearlessly.
- Michael challenged Louis J Gomez and Big Jay for next week.
Luke Oyn
Set: Luke discusses his depression and therapy, therapist accusing him of cocaine use (he can't afford it), sad life stories, masturbating outside roommate's bedroom, and still living with parents in Huntington Beach.
Interview: Only 22 years old, doing stand-up 6 months, lives with parents, wanted to be dentist, lacks special skills/talents but has story with legal ramifications.
- Therapist thinks he uses coke; he can't afford it.
- Masturbated outside roommate's bedroom, worse: still lives with parents.
- Panel debated whether to end show or beat him up.
- Kevin Smith gave coaching about starting comedy young.
Tyler G
Set: Tyler opens with homophobic/anti-gay material about Idaho friends, uses slurs, compares himself to gargling bison testicles, denies being gay despite looking/sounding gay.
Interview: First-time performer, claims to have Hinchcliffe syndrome (sounding gay), sends crazy drum videos, challenged Joel Berg to Mexican drum-off, lost decisively.
- Denies being gay despite looking gay and sounding gay.
- Sounds like gargling 10-pound bag of bison testicles.
- First-time ever performing stand-up on Kill Tony.
- Lost Mexican drum-off to defending champion Joel Berg.