Kill Tony #425 — Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez
Guests: Big Jay Oakerson · Luis J Gomez
Lineup
Mia Mars
Set: Self-deprecating set about being mistaken for a cutter, Tinder dating mishaps, suicide pacts, and dating app culture. Heavy focus on dark personal experiences.
Interview: Discussed her 7-28 years doing stand-up (unclear), book selling job, serial killer obsession shared with ex-boyfriend, and whether she's killed animals. Panel extensively probed her for shocking admissions.
- Why does everyone think I'm a cutter; I burn myself with cigarettes like an adult
- Tinder dates want her to roleplay as a dead body, thinking it's her
- Ex-boyfriend perfect because they obsessed over serial killers for hours
- Extended interview with aggressive probing from panel about killing animals and violent ideation
- Luis and Big Jay particularly aggressive in questioning her dark confessions
Set: Story about eating weed brownies at a party, mistaking them for regular food, eating five more, and the high hitting him. Concluded with Googling if humans can become mattresses.
Interview: Discussed living out of van previously, food addiction issues, moving into apartment, dog-walking/catering job, and girlfriend met on Facebook Dating (Vito's pizza connection). Panel and guests heavily teased his appearance and food obsession.
- Everyone knows sprinkles mean weed brownies; ate five more when high hit
- Tried to convince friends Harry Potter was based on true story while high
- Panel fed him Vito's pizza on stage; he ate it daintily despite being food addict
- Luis and Big Jay extensively mocked his food addiction and appearance
Set: Jokes about downtown LA's homeless crisis versus glamorous West Hollywood, emergency vehicle sounds in different neighborhoods. Brief 50-second set about contrasting LA neighborhoods.
Interview: First-time stand-up at age 42. Moved to LA seven years ago. Works in TV audience coordination and restaurant hospitality. Left Boston with $1,200 and shitbox car at 35, abandoned five-year relationship. Panel extensively probed his life but found him uninteresting.
- Downtown LA fountain shooting from homeless woman's ass versus glamorous West Hollywood
- Emergency vehicles sound different in West Hollywood; go 'whoo-whoo' instead of emergency sounds
- Revealed uncle killed himself with chain wallet he's carried ever since
- Panel extensively tried to find something interesting about him; he kept saying he was boring
- Most interesting thing about him turned out to be his friend Mark's anatomy
Jonathan
Set: No traditional set; pulled from audience as surprise guest, English visitor, first-time comedian. Interacted casually with panel and audience rather than performing prepared material.
Interview: 71-year-old from England visiting for two weeks. Retired after varied career (chartered accountant, chimney sweep, waiter, bartender, actor). Did improv scene with Pino (Tony). Daughters present in audience. Admitted to cocaine use in Fire Island.
- Audience member pulled on stage as surprise first-time comedian; created chaos
- Did improvised strip club scene with Tony (as Pino) on stage
- Revealed past cocaine use; panel joked he was still high
Set: Absurdist jokes about Stargate Atlantis, thanking Fantastic Sams Memphis haircut, moment of silence for Cathy the elephant trainer who died jumping off roof. Deliberately fictional and lying set.
Interview: Recently returned from Memphis visit with parents. Eating Fig Newtons constantly, gained weight, forgot how to swim. Panel probed his weight gain and cookie obsession. Mentioned being pranked by Red Band and David Lucas on podcast.
- Thanks Fantastic Sams barbers and Cathy elephant trainer who jumped roof trying to fly
- Claimed Jonathan from England was his relative and touched his penis; entirely fabricated
- Panel concerned about rapid weight gain and health decline
- Mentioned Ouija board session with deceased grandmother about diet and swimming
Set: Set about Jesus as Me Too baby; Mary didn't consent to pregnancy by Holy Spirit. Joseph as terrible stepfather. Implications if Jesus born in 2020, modern commentary on biblical narrative.
Interview: Discussed roasting panelists, physical altercation history with Andrew Schultz on previous show. Birthday recently passed. Discussed stripper pole in home used for dancing. Panel noted he makes 'Patrice O'Neal' energy.
- Jesus was Me Too baby; Mary didn't ask to be pregnant, Holy Spirit raped her
- If Jesus born 2020 nobody respects his miracles because he's Me Too baby
- Joseph terrible father; has to raise baby another man's spirit impregnated
- Panel joked he looks like gay panda bear and referenced his appearance obsession
- Recalled roasting Andrew Schultz so hard he thought he'd punch him
Set: Dark set about family sexual abuse normalized in his household; grandmother molesting him casually. Joke about Epstein billionaires deserving tighter holes. Very dark confessional material.
Interview: First-time stand-up, age 23, Armenian. Claims to remember Tony from previous show heckling incident (likely fabricated per panel). Parents don't know he's doing stand-up; aunts/uncles discovered videos. Father taxi driver, smokes outside Ralphs buying scratch-offs.
- Family sexual abuse was normalized; grandmother would grab his dick casually
- Epstein-type billionaires deserve tighter holes than regular people for abusing children
- Panel questioned his story about prior heckling incident; likely false
- Claimed to know Donnell Rawlings catchphrase; panel skeptical
Set: Dark jokes about wanting to be Black, lost white privilege (wheelchair-bound with ALS), jokes about disabled women fighting, motor neuron disease enabling violence. Provocative material about race and disability.
Interview: Michael in wheelchair due to ALS. First-time performing on main stage (previous shows on side stage). Called out Luis J Gomez online, harassed Tony. Physical altercation with Luis on stage (punch to face). Negotiated invitation to Skank Fest after conflict.
- Wannabe Black guy; if race war happens don't make him hide with white people
- Lost white privilege when legs became wheels; finally mining mansion
- Never hit woman but if playing field even with motor neuron disease, will fight
- Michael sucker-punched Luis J Gomez on stage during interview; actual physical altercation
- Luis J visibly angry, crowd erupted, threatened to fight back
- Michael exited and re-entered stage with blue light glasses; continued roasting
- Negotiated invitation to Skank Fest with Luis; promised MMA match instead of surprise punch
Interview: Panelist from Legion of Skanks/Bonfire podcast. Co-hosted with Luis J Gomez. Band performed as poets tonight (Pino, Nicky Ricky, Julio). Big Jay wore teal suit with chain wallet. Participated in all interviews; particularly aggressive with some performers.
- Band dressed as poets with characters (Pino, Nicky Ricky, Julio, Aphrodite)
Luis J Gomez
Interview: Panelist from Legion of Skanks. Co-hosted with Big Jay Oakerson. Asked aggressive questions to performers, particularly Mia Mars. Physically assaulted by Michael Lehrer on stage; punched in face. Gave thumbs down to Michael's earlier joke.
- Punched in face by Michael Lehrer on stage during altercation
- Visibly upset after punch; Tony made jokes about hot dogs and grey pants
- Later invited Michael to Skank Fest after negotiation and promised MMA match