Kill Tony #184 — Greg Fitzsimmons

Set: Fast-paced set about physical insecurities: big ears at age 8, shoulder hair at 11, baldness at 21. A coworker points out his bald patch looks like a dick between two balls. Girlfriend moved to San Francisco.

Interview: Remi reveals he came on a whim, is from England (British accent), newly married to a woman at Google, works as a waiter at Lascala. Discussion covers his ears, accent, basketball skills, and various jobs.

Set: Korean adoptee raised by white family in small town. Jokes about white people buying humans, being adopted at 13, being the only non-white person in her school. References playing Tyra in America's Next Top Model school production, and looking like imitation crab sushi.

Interview: Sora discusses being adopted, raised in Michigan, living in Miami and LA doing stand-up for three years. Greg coaches her on a vague America's Next Top Model joke. Topics include OCD, Asian driving stereotypes, Korean heritage, and missing fingers from birth.

Set: Jokes about fornicating with girlfriend and recording sex videos. Camera doesn't add inches, considering Extenze. Discusses children like trampolines - don't need one at home. Debates jumping on trampolines with shoes on. Set is robotic and uncertain.

Interview: Mike appeared on show a month ago. Drives for Lyft, travels the country playing video games. Confirmed he's been on show before, very young-looking. Discussed Smash Bros tournament in Atlantic City, plays Project M competitively.

Set: 61-year-old comedic powerhouse jokes about God being a comedian, tired of fat stereotypes, exercises then eats fried chicken. References big butt prominently. Discusses anger orgasms women get when mad. High-energy, crude, body-positive humor.

Interview: Afrodyete is 61, recently had double hip surgery due to bone deterioration, is a recording artist and singer. Performs song about her large butt. Discusses dating young men (21+), sexual exploits, and encounters with white men. Self-published author with books 'Poetry on Fire' and 'When Freedom Rings'.

Set: Short set about bad driving without looking at road, drunk but not enough to sleep with cop, pedestrians have too many rights, sideswiped a pedestrian to assert dominance. Mix of goofy and serious material.

Interview: Vanessa does 3-5 shows nightly building her set. Pat Reagan also does frequent shows. Politically neutral about elections. Greg was backstage with her during 2016 election results calling Pennsylvania.

Set: Ali jokes about being unable to orgasm but having heavy vaginal discharge. Guys think it's attraction, but it's unrelated. Went to gynecologist who suggested diet change but Ali misunderstands as eating out of her vagina. Set is crude and confident.

Interview: Ali's mom watches live stream and is a Greg Fitzsimmons superfan. Mom created Twitter account to post photo with Greg and tag him. Greg agrees to follow mom on Twitter. Ali has legitimate discharge issue; crowd of girls called her out at a show.

Set: Kevin jokes about gym pick-up rejection where girl offers email instead of phone (dickpics in large file format). Doesn't trust women, 51% of population didn't vote for female president. Claims to look like college date rapist but doesn't date.

Interview: Kevin is an actor whose bills are paid by acting. Recently made $80k for Bud Light 'By Water' Super Bowl commercial as the Horse Whisperer. Got in bar fight over Trump/Hillary where he defended a girl being hit, headbutted attacker, got his back, and choked him out.

Set: Josh jokes about renewing medical marijuana authorization without changing diagnosis. Starting pot shop/sperm bank/weed wackers business. Friends with many comedians, offers them rides between shows, but check engine light came on so now only offers 'adventures'. Tight 59-second set.

Interview: Josh has been doing stand-up for a couple years, works in title insurance from home, looks at porn on the clock. Survived a school shooting in 1989 at age 5 at private Christian Academy. Both parents are naval officers. Recently moved to LA in June from Seattle.