Kevin Mack

Mack performed a two-minute set while experiencing intense spice from eating hot chocolate, joked about returning from New York filming, picking girls' Instagram photos based on sweaters, and receiving contradictory fan messages on social media.

• In New York it was so cold only liked girls' pics if wearing sweaters, liking cozy vibes.
• Fan messaged claiming he's funny and to keep going; he messaged back and got called a total [ __ ].

Wedding joke about brother's wife infidelity, seven men involved, dark humor about dancing with bride knowing she was with multiple groomsmen.

• Brother's wife slept with multiple groomsmen including best man.
• Dancing with bride while knowing seven groomsmen previously slept with her.

Kevin performed new material about Tinder and disabled women, midgets on dating sites, and suffocation methods. The set bombed but Tony explained Kevin is known for his absurd Instagram posts with excessive hashtags.

• Women in wheelchairs have their own parking, bathrooms, ramps, so where's their dating site
• Midgets should have their own dating site called Spark because it's short joke
• In movies people suffocate others with pillow but whisper let go instead of yelling

Kevin did a short set about watching 'The First 48' marathon and observing that if you get away with murder for 48 hours you're good, then joked about gangbangers screaming their street names before shooting.

• If you escape murder 48 hours you're good, gangbangers yell street before shooting

Mack discusses SeaWorld hiring people to manually pleasure whales, the difficulty of finding women for the job paralleling his own dating struggles, and his mismatched anatomy.

• SeaWorld hires people to jack off whales; women avoid the job.
• Hard to find woman who can handle huge dick and small penis.

Kevin discusses catfishing on Grindr where a gay man claims Kevin received $1,000 from him through PayPal and disappeared, saying Kevin is catfishing the gay community. Kevin jokes about using Grindr as a second income source and mentions letting a gay man blow him at 17.

• Got catfished $1,000 on Grindr—now using it as income source.
• Let gay man blow him at 17 but was underwhelmed.

Kevin jokes about gym pick-up rejection where girl offers email instead of phone (dickpics in large file format). Doesn't trust women, 51% of population didn't vote for female president. Claims to look like college date rapist but doesn't date.

• Girl gives email instead of phone number, he can send dickpics in large file
• Doesn't trust 51% of population who didn't elect female president
• Looks like college date rapist but ironically doesn't date

Kevin opened with political material about Trump's border wall and building obstacle courses for Mexicans, did material about Americans not moving to Mexico, and compared it to choosing between consequences.

• Trump's 10-foot wall builds obstacle courses for people that generally build obstacle courses.
• No American moves to Mexico on purpose—they're escaping federal authorities.

Kevin discusses dating a 20-year-old cam girl and the difficulty of not criticizing her generation. He makes jokes about her friends tipping on her streams and them remarking that his dick is smaller.

• Dating 20-year-old cam girl, friends tip and comment on his size
• Comparing girlfriend's skin to his old dick during sex

Kevin discussed breaking up with a girlfriend who had a kid after he wasn't ready to be a stepdad. He joked about googling 'what is the threshold for child abuse' and compared the relationship to being mauled by a bear.

• Googled 'what is threshold for child abuse' after girlfriend caught him
• Compared needing new girlfriend to bear attack survivor seeking another bear

Kevin discusses growing up as the only white kid in a black Detroit neighborhood with a Native American mother from a reservation. He jokes about his black friends' confusion over 'reservation' terminology.

• Growing up only white kid in black neighborhood metaphor
• Black friends confuse 'reservation' with restaurant reservations

One month into comedy, covers racial material about white guilt allowing black guy to have sex with girlfriend, compares slurs, makes dirty ghost KKK joke.

• Let black guy have sex with girlfriend, made ghost costume from dirty sheets
• White people have no equal slurs, gave ourselves 'wigger' as worst one