Kill Tony #206 — Jeff Danis, Ryan O'Neill
Guests: Jeff Danis · Ryan O'Neill
Lineup
Set: Webb discusses being closeted in Texas, Family Feud's sexually explicit questions, and his love of TV news, particularly the woman in viral videos who reacts to chaos.
Interview: Webb reveals he's been in LA for a month, has done stand-up for four years (about eight times), is a fifth-generation Texan, and currently works as a hostess after recently moving to West Hollywood.
- Family Feud questions became sexually explicit; old nanas answer 'dick.'
- Woman in every viral video says 'Oh my god, look what you're doing.'
- Moses makes sexual innuendo about Daniel's appearance as 'gay Jesus.'
Set: Heron discusses coming out as straight at Easter, color runs causing lung cancer, arm wrestling his girlfriend to feel strong, and the wage gap.
Interview: Heron revealed this is his second time on stage ever, he works at a Thai restaurant six days a week washing dishes, and he met his girlfriend on Tinder three months before sex.
- Color runs make you look like Richard Simmons farted on your face.
- Arm wrestling girlfriend proves she's strong enough for both of us.
- Tony helps Ryan after failed set two weeks prior, encouraging him to try again and laugh it off.
- Ryan makes racially insensitive accent impressions of former bosses.
Set: Winston discusses being a dyslexic privileged white guy, doing special prayers with his priest as a kid, imagining Pope Sean Paul, and his chronic anxiety.
Interview: Winston is a tennis instructor from New Jersey visiting LA, has been doing stand-up for under two years, his girlfriend is attending the show, and he longboards.
- Took priest into closet for special prayers due to dyslexia.
- Pope Sean Paul would bless children while being cool.
- When I run out of chronic, I get anxious.
- Moses accuses Tate of blasphemy for priest joke.
Set: Flanagan discusses his brother failing a colorblind test for LA sheriff position and questions why colorblindness is disqualifying when cops should ignore race.
Interview: Flanagan works at The Room bar in Hollywood, was on the show last week, coaches women's recreational basketball, and has experience from junior college.
- Brother failed sheriff test for being colorblind; should only disqualify.
- Extended discussion about Jonathan's women's basketball coaching; sexual innuendo throughout interview.
- Jonathan appears to fall down stairs at end of interview.
Set: Mack discusses SeaWorld hiring people to manually pleasure whales, the difficulty of finding women for the job paralleling his own dating struggles, and his mismatched anatomy.
Interview: Mack is an actor who's been doing stand-up for five months, recently finished a movie in Portland, and his Instagram is aggressively douchey with hashtags and selfies.
- SeaWorld hires people to jack off whales; women avoid the job.
- Hard to find woman who can handle huge dick and small penis.
- Tony and panel review Kevin's Instagram full of douche hashtags and selfies.
- Kevin reveals he took photo with Chris Brown in Bugatti, nearly posted with wife-beater hashtag.
- Kevin admits speaking to his father for the first time in his life last week.
Set: Bowen delivers rapid-fire puns and wordplay: born in basement/raised in elevator, nearly overdosed on B12 at six, declined birthday cake at eight, stole chairs for pranks, depressed in high school and attempted suicide.
Interview: Bowen is from Burlington, Vermont, has been doing stand-up just over three years, worked building skate parks in Phoenix, and writes joke zines with $1 cover charge.
- Born in basement, raised in elevator; childhood pun on ages.
- English teacher: take a seat. Me: only fun if forbidden.
- Principal caught me hanging myself; I was suspended.
- Panel and Tony extremely impressed by rapid-fire pun delivery and one-liners.
- Richard reveals watch tattoo says 'time to grind' and he's a skater.
- Jesus/Moses praise Richard's comedy prowess enthusiastically.