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Ryan Heron

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: April 3, 2017Latest: April 10, 2017

Ryan Heron has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #206 Bucket Pull · April 10, 2017

Heron discusses coming out as straight at Easter, color runs causing lung cancer, arm wrestling his girlfriend to feel strong, and the wage gap.

  • Color runs make you look like Richard Simmons farted on your face.
  • Arm wrestling girlfriend proves she's strong enough for both of us.
Kill Tony April 3, 2017 Bucket Pull · April 3, 2017

Ryan did first-time set about wanting to be a stay-at-home dad, having wild sex with girlfriend who works with autistic children, and shower sex being terrible. Set was bombed and restarted multiple times.

  • Wants to be stay-at-home dad, girlfriend has good job, they're working on kids
  • Shower sex is worst like raping someone in Guantanamo Bay but cold and naked