Ryan Heron
Ryan Heron has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Heron discusses coming out as straight at Easter, color runs causing lung cancer, arm wrestling his girlfriend to feel strong, and the wage gap.
- Color runs make you look like Richard Simmons farted on your face.
- Arm wrestling girlfriend proves she's strong enough for both of us.
Ryan did first-time set about wanting to be a stay-at-home dad, having wild sex with girlfriend who works with autistic children, and shower sex being terrible. Set was bombed and restarted multiple times.
- Wants to be stay-at-home dad, girlfriend has good job, they're working on kids
- Shower sex is worst like raping someone in Guantanamo Bay but cold and naked