Kill Tony Byron Bowers
Guests: Byron Bowers
Lineup
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Set: Phill did a harmonica-focused set with wordplay about sucking and blowing. He made a joke about having 'the little dick blues' and referenced his SoundCloud album.
Interview: Phill discussed his 13-17 track album on SoundCloud, explained he was fired from a cam girl job for doing inappropriate acts with a belt and singing, and now repossesses cars.
- Playing harmonica requires a lot of sucking and blowing with little dick blues
- Phill mentioned being fired for autoerotic asphyxiation-related incident while filming cam content with a belt
- Tony noted Phill repeated 'I got the little dick blues' about a hundred times in his set
GT
Set: GT did a set heavy on animal noises and sound effects that was largely incoherent. He struggled with material tailored to comedians in the room.
Interview: GT discussed selling tents online, his website web10sale.com, girlfriend, and doing comedy since 2008. Discussion revealed he had history with Tony where Tony would trash him.
- Extended animal noises bit with sound effects throughout the set
- Tony pointed out GT tailored jokes to comedians and struggled when not working crowd
- GT and Tony discussed long-standing negative history where Tony would trash GT
Set: Miranda talked about her long-distance relationship and sexting mishaps where she brought up condoms mid-sext. Joked about her mom thinking she was being catfished and her period during sexting.
Interview: Miranda confirmed she's been doing stand-up for a year, moved from Florida a month ago, lives with four male comedians from FSU, and recently interviewed for a serving job.
- During sexting boyfriend complained about mentioning condoms, ruined the mood
- Mom thinks she's being catfished despite meeting boyfriend twice
- Hulk Hogan costumed character stood up and ripped shirt off mid-interview due to pacing
Set: Conner joked about turning 21 and the difficulty of finding an appropriate nude photo to send, acknowledging he messed up during his set.
Interview: Conner's girlfriend was brought on stage; he revealed she's 30 and they've been together 1.5 years, from Detroit. Discussion covered the fanny pack revelation and his work in a metal shop.
- Young generation has to find correct dick pic by body type and size on page four
- Conner's girlfriend produced an engagement ring from his fanny pack; he may have proposed
- Greatest laugh of the night when Conner acknowledged his set failure
Set: Rob discussed trying to be a good person but supporting pro-choice and being against kids as parents. Made a dark joke about an unplanned pregnancy ending in miscarriage he described as 'winning the lotto.'
Interview: Rob was from Baltimore, worked at Sony designing DVDs, lost his job, works in Culver City, has never dated in LA, and focuses entirely on comedy and open mics.
- Supports pro-choice but only for right choice, not against kids just against his own
- Girlfriend had unplanned pregnancy miscarriage after three months, described winning the lotto
- Byron gave Rob a standing handshake/acknowledgment after his set
- Tony referenced previous conversation where he made inappropriate crowd work about sleeping with Black women
Set: Charlie made controversial jokes about Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner and trans community. Joked about Caitlyn Jenner being a murderer and questioning motivation for transition. Discussed quitting smoking due to price increase.
Interview: Charlie has been doing stand-up seven years, drives for work, quit smoking recently due to cigarette price hike. Discussed parents' divorce at age 8, siblings in teaching and app development.
- Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn to escape Kardashian family for attention with gold medals
- Quit smoking when cigarettes went up two dollars, Trump connection
- Byron and Tony called out Charlie's set as misogynistic and insensitive to trans community
- Tony suggested Charlie commit harder to his provocative material or adjust shock-look facial expression
Set: Ali followed a magician's set, joked about magicians not revealing tricks. Made self-deprecating humor about depression and low self-esteem making her horny like 'a sad baby.'
Interview: Ali is a regular who performs new material weekly. Discussed watching a magician do simple card tricks at a valley bar, mentioned depression affecting confidence today.
- Magicians won't tell tricks but she won't either due to years of depression
- Low self-esteem makes her horny but comes off like sad baby who deserves nothing
- Tony praised Ali as best performance of the night despite her self-deprecation
Set: Ryan did first-time set about wanting to be a stay-at-home dad, having wild sex with girlfriend who works with autistic children, and shower sex being terrible. Set was bombed and restarted multiple times.
Interview: Ryan struggled through his set with multiple restarts. Finally found success on fourth attempt after Tony coached him to just start when music stopped. Had girlfriend present who he met on Tinder.
- Wants to be stay-at-home dad, girlfriend has good job, they're working on kids
- Shower sex is worst like raping someone in Guantanamo Bay but cold and naked
- Ryan bombed set three times, Tony coached him repeatedly, finally killed on fourth attempt
- Tony believed in Ryan despite multiple failures, motivated him with positive reinforcement