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Kill Tony #203 — Bert Kreischer, Josh Adam Meyers

📅 March 27, 2017 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 8 comedians

Guests: Bert Kreischer · Josh Adam Meyers

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Lineup

1

Sam Lopez

Set: Observational comedy about women following dogs on Instagram vs. men following models. Compares pit bulls to John Goodman. Makes jokes about her boyfriend supporting her financially after quitting barista job.

Interview: Discussed being a 'kept woman' living on boyfriend's wage, her previous barista job, dog breeds she follows, and swimming as a hobby. Panel gave feedback about finding her niche and making jokes about her real experiences.

Bits:
  • Pit bulls compared to John Goodman of dogs - cool but not want on body
  • Her boyfriend supports her on minimum wage budget after she quit coffee job
Moments:
  • Bert gave detailed coaching about finding her obsessive dog niche and making real jokes
2

Missy Martinez

Set: Adult comedy about being a porn star, dating difficulty due to explicit content online, anal sex mishaps, and faking orgasms. Heavy shock humor with SVU references and horse-related opening.

Interview: Discussed her porn career, how it affects dating, money from webcamming ($60k/year), why she took a break from stand-up, and the challenges of being an active performer at 30. Panel encouraged her to do longer sets.

Bits:
  • No magic left in dating because her butthole is on internet
  • Broke hymen riding a horse; uncle called his dick a horse
Moments:
  • Josh said he's seen her porn work and is a huge fan
  • Panel coached her to be less nervous and do more offensive material
3

David Ramic

Set: Set about getting almost hit by Uber driver and tweeting complaint. Abruptly pivots to confused question about 'dirty sanchez' and ends awkwardly asking if it's about Home Depot and Mexican people.

Interview: Discussed his real name change from Elijah to David Ramic (father's Yugoslavian surname), childhood in Connecticut, German Jewish mother, first love being a dog named Blizzard, his dog fighting him, parents' divorce, poverty growing up, and his current job as a window washer on Melrose.

Bits:
  • Uber driver complaint tweet got corporate response
  • Confused rant about dirty sanchez definition
Moments:
  • Panel heavily coached him to stop trying to be funny and just tell real stories
  • Revealed he washes windows for money, climbs ladders
  • Discussed his favorite porn category (Japanese anime tentacle porn)
4

Patrick B

Set: Set uses 'I'm so white' format jokes about being white, Whole Foods, taco spots, and has interest in weed and women. Lacks punchlines and clear structure throughout.

Interview: Revealed he just moved to California from Hawaii, is living under a fake name due to warrants, pulled from bucket twice in two weeks. Panel emphasized he should tell his real story instead of generic 'so white' jokes.

Bits:
  • 'I'm so white' joke about Whole Foods knowing his name
  • Interested in weed and women in California
Moments:
  • Tony revealed he was pulled twice in two weeks and has warrants
  • Panel coached him to stop generic white jokes and mine his real criminal/refugee story
5

Elvis Mujic

Set: Set about surviving Bosnian-Serbian war and genocide, having a goat best friend named Tina Turner, moving to America and Detroit, learning English, buying a house at 27. Strong material grounded in real trauma and resilience.

Interview: Discussed surviving genocide, homelessness (living in van for 3 years), impromptu street performances at Waffle Houses and other venues, doing 50-hour marathon performance across 27 Waffle Houses, and currently homeless living in van in LA.

Bits:
  • Bosnian genocide survivor with goat best friend named Tina Turner
  • Moved to Detroit, noticed being Black is hard there
  • Bought own house at 27, drives Dodge Grand Caravan
Moments:
  • Bert was impressed by his impromptu Waffle House performance strategy
  • Performed 50 stand-up sets across 27 Waffle Houses in 27 days
6

AJ Rank

Set: Jokes about turning 27, wanting deeper voice, sexual experience with Magnum condom that was too big, disliking dirty talk during sex. Self-deprecating humor about being awkward during intimate moments.

Interview: Recently moved to LA from Detroit/New York (2 weeks), unemployed, worked in sales/logistics/transportation. Panel praised his condom joke setup and callbacks, warned against one-liners, encouraged being himself.

Bits:
  • Magnum condom too big, girl asked if he's 12
  • Dirty talk sounds like focus group survey about product comparison
Moments:
  • Kissed and made out with Ally Mycoskie on stage
  • Panel praised his comedic timing and joke structure
7

Ali Macofsky

Set: Jokes about getting rear-ended in Uber pool, trying anal sex unsuccessfully (guy couldn't get it in), taking acne medication for 5 years, upcoming breakup. Self-deprecating humor about relationships and body autonomy.

Interview: Regular performer who does new minute every week. Discussed acne medication relationship, upcoming breakup, kissed and made out with AJ Rank on stage. Panel praised her stage presence and consistency.

Bits:
  • Got rear-ended in Uber pool, not a euphemism
  • Took acne pill for 5 years, longest relationship she's had
Moments:
  • Made out with AJ Rank on stage after his set
  • Panel praised her consistency doing new material weekly
8

Steve Lee

Set: Jokes about being Asian and disabled: jokes about all Asians can't walk fast (stereotype), people say he'll make it due to being Asian and disabled, geneticist explains muscle/fat cells issue, jokes about not having disabled Asian kids to compete with.

Interview: Discussed being Asian disabled comedian, his motor condition affecting muscle development, using voice-to-text for writing, did live crowd work roasting audience members. Panel encouraged him to lean into crowd work roasting rather than self-deprecation.

Bits:
  • All Asians can't walk fast stereotype - proved at start of show
  • Geneticist says muscle cells grow fat instead; won't affect kids
  • Speeding record so bad Uber rejected his application
Moments:
  • Did ninja-style callback about walking slow when he entered
  • Panel coached him to do crowd work roasting instead of self-deprecation
  • Did live crowd work roasting audience members as gay skateboarder