Kill Tony Doug Benson
Guests: Doug Benson
Lineup
Fanto
Set: Fanto jokes about Facebook stressing him out more than real-life problems. He discusses an aunt posting a viral video of a tiger attacking an Asian woman driver.
Interview: Tony and panel learn Fanto is a Lyft driver and substitute teacher who was allegedly involved in a college stabbing. Discussion about writing sober vs. high and teaching high school students.
- Facebook competition about posting awful content before lunch
- Tiger doesn't use blinker jokes about Asian female drivers
- Tony immediately notes the set got dark quickly with tiger mauling joke
Set: Kevin discusses growing up as the only white kid in a black Detroit neighborhood with a Native American mother from a reservation. He jokes about his black friends' confusion over 'reservation' terminology.
Interview: Extensive interview about Kevin's Instagram modeling persona, his controversial hashtags (#man #model #hotboy #kingcandy), a Lifetime movie role where he gets killed, and recent sexual encounters via Tinder.
- Growing up only white kid in black neighborhood metaphor
- Black friends confuse 'reservation' with restaurant reservations
- Tony reads Kevin's absurdly long Instagram hashtag list from a single shirtless photo
- Kevin admits to shooting deer after filming sex scene, causing gay followers backlash
Set: 62-year-old Aphrodite performs about her breasts literally choking her at night and having to call police. Discusses how men don't have similar physical issues and makes commentary on aging female bodies.
Interview: Discussion about her actual experience calling police on her breasts, sleeping positions, upcoming New Year's performance with a band, and candy preferences.
- Own titties tried to kill me by choking me last night
- Men don't worry about dick falling in face while sleeping
- If your dick falls in your face while sleeping, you're gay
- Tony asks if police actually arrived to help with her choking breasts
Set: Drake discusses being confused with rapper Drake, jokes about complimenting a homeless man's appearance. Includes a zoo joke about his niece being called a 'maniac' and avoidance of cowboys.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss Drake being a Lyft driver from Reno, Nevada with a video production degree. Extensive jokes about his appearance, eating habits, and observations of LA homeless people.
- Homeless man compliments my appearance, assumes I have money
- Zoo employee asks if niece is a maniac when I say one adult one maniac
- Doug sleeps through most of Drake's set while sitting on stage
- Tony criticizes Drake's homeless walking joke as old material
Set: Elliot observes homeless wearing skinny jeans as trend indicator. Makes jokes about dentists detecting semen on teeth, dentists with teenage daughters, and bumper stickers being unnecessary.
Interview: Discussion about Elliot being from Seattle, moving to LA in October, working for a sock company in accounts receivable, and his questionable sweater.
- Homeless wearing skinny jeans means trend is over
- Dentists can tell if semen was on your teeth
- Don't need bumper stickers to know strangers' political opinions
- Tony invites Elliot to sit in a chair on stage so audience can watch him sleep
- Doug Benson sleeps through entire set while Elliot performs
Ali Macofsky, Caleb Walton
Set: Nick performs stoned wrestling observations, imagining what happens when wrestlers have midlife crises. Includes an extended character bit about a wrestler ('Omega champion') going to college to get a degree.
Interview: Nick has been doing stand-up for a little over a year, works as a waiter at Yarn House, does location audio/sound work, watches wrestling obsessively via multiple platforms and podcasts.
- Wrestler having midlife crisis goes to college to write papers
- Blender dating app for people who like blended drinks
- Nick does Randy Savage impressions and wrestling character bits on stage
- Nick and Chroma Chris have a bass off/guitar solo competition
- Tony criticizes Nick for being overly enthusiastic about wrestling despite not taking it seriously