Kill Tony Ron White
Guests: Ron White
Lineup
Lando VC
Set: Orlando Vincent Cordova jokes about not speaking Spanish despite being Mexican-American and his embarrassment at family reunions. Very brief set with modest reception.
Interview: Discussed being from El Paso, visiting LA for a week, working in photo/video, and his girlfriend staying home. Positioned as least interesting person on the show.
- Uncle shames him for not speaking Spanish, speaking with accent.
Set: Eric discusses dating difficulties, a friend wanting a girl who's always horny and plays video games (describing a 13-year-old boy), and a homeless man's prayers not working. Solid three-year comedy background.
Interview: Tour manager for Sublime for 8 years, worked at High Times Cannabis Cup, shared stories about flying private jets with drugs, and bonded with Ron over a shot of tequila.
- Friend wants girl who's horny, smokes weed, plays games=13-year-old boy.
- Homeless man offers prayers, but prayers aren't working, not paying for bad luck.
- Eric challenged Joel Jimenez to Mexican drum-off after claiming to play drums.
- Eric got a shot with Ron White after doing well in interview.
Set: Aaron performs about maturing and appreciating nature, turning down sex for a shooting star, his pothead food blogger friend giving everything five stars including Funyuns and Crunchwrap Supreme. Awkward but coherent.
Interview: UCLA point guard, played in NCAA tournament (NIT and Sweet 16), father passed away and worked in Navy, attends church, works at Phil's Coffee downtown, dating high school sweetheart who's a physical trainer.
- Turned down sex to watch shooting star, made a wish and got nightmare.
- Pothead food blogger gave Funyuns six stars, everything five stars on blog.
- Tony noted Aaron looks like overworked Derek Jeter and questioned his attractiveness.
Set: Dave does a quick 50-second set about Googling 'boo cake' and finding porn instead. Very brief joke with sexual innuendo about icing.
Interview: Dave is a returning guest with hot sauce company selling hundreds of bottles as merch, does Postmates delivery, famously delivered stem cells to Kathie Lee Gifford's daughter, working toward FDA approval.
- Googled 'boo cake,' found porn instead of spooky cake recipe online.
- Dave returned as previous guest with his own hot sauce product.
- Ron laughed at Dave's hot sauce being from toilet.
Set: Brian performs crude jokes about masturbation, being high like Biggie without confidence, smiling at girl with yellow teeth, attraction to large women. Extremely dark material covering homelessness and addiction.
Interview: Homeless since April, attempting sobriety, attended 12-step meetings for cannabis addiction daily, admitted to prior heroin and crack use, ex-gang member from Chicago, lost apartment, living in car, deeply personal disclosure of life struggles.
- Masturbation king description, wet dream king status in childhood.
- Getting high like Biggie without confidence, overeating and breathing weird.
- Attracted to big girls, bought water bed instead of dating.
- Brian revealed he's homeless and living in car, attempting sobriety.
- Extended interview where Brian disclosed extensive drug history and gang membership.
- Brian discussed attempting to stay in Airbnb but failed cleaning requirements.
- Tony encouraged Brian to reconnect with person offering Airbnb housing.
Timothy McRae
Set: LaMont discusses having 28-year-old nephew at birth due to 27-year age gap between parents, used to be rapper but stopped when rappers started giving away money, friend threw pennies at him on stage.
Interview: Bellman at hotel and actor in stage productions, relocated from Long Beach to Hollywood in August, spent formative years in Oakland since 2002, participated in competitive beer-chugging challenge.
- Born with 28-year-old nephew due to parents being 27 years apart.
- Stopped rapping when rappers started giving money away, wanted glamorous rap.
- LaMont participated in first-ever beer chugging competition against Joel Jimenez.
- LaMont revealed he was naked on stage doing rape scene in theatrical production.
Set: Ali performs her weekly new minute about watching lesbian porn, Facebook algorithm changing ads to WNBA after, watching porn to sound more enthusiastic in bedroom, sounding like porn star or racecar during sex.
Interview: Regular who performs new minute weekly, got removable diamond grill on tooth from Echo Park tattoo shop, promoted by Russell Peters for opening slot, performing at Cobb's, seeking actual gold grills.
- Watches lesbian porn, Facebook ads change to WNBA, never actually watches WNBA.
- Watches porn to sound enthusiastic in bedroom, ends up moaning like racecar.
- Ali mentioned Russell Peters had her open for him, validated by Jeremiah.
Set: Mina performs about confusing 'broke' with 'black', dating women for 15 years without learning anything, being single and going vegan, can't come out as vegan after coming out gay, vegan being a choice not born with.
Interview: Discussed being gay, dating history, lesbian relationships, preference for women, gun ownership references, appearance comparisons to Rascal Flatts singer. Brief contentious interview with Brian heckling.
- Confuses 'broke' with 'black' because they're so interchangeable.
- Dating women 15 years taught only that girlfriends don't work.
- Can't come out as vegan after coming out gay.
- Brian heckled aggressively during Mina's interview, Tony told him to stop.
- Mina was compared to Rascal Flatts lead singer by Tony.