Dave Yates
Dave Yates has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jokes about turning 31, lack of children compared to friends from Illinois, minivan with 'dad of 12' license plate, criticism of pullout game.
- Friends from Illinois have kids, he hasn't loved five people.
- Dad of 12 minivan has atrocious pullout game.
Dave discussed sobriety and dating, explaining he doesn't need excuses for sleeping with unattractive people anymore. He described going to gay bars to meet women and referenced predatory behavior like 'moogers' and cougars.
- No excuses for ugly people without alcohol
- Gay bars have women avoiding men, predators called moogers and cougars
Dave does a quick 50-second set about Googling 'boo cake' and finding porn instead. Very brief joke with sexual innuendo about icing.
- Googled 'boo cake,' found porn instead of spooky cake recipe online.