Kill Tony #229 — Greg Fitzsimmons, Moshe Kasher, Jimmy Carr
Guests: Greg Fitzsimmons · Moshe Kasher · Jimmy Carr
Lineup
Set: Jokes about single parenting with joint custody, his son's engineering aspirations, and drawings that look like penises. Discusses fear of balloons stemming from a childhood incident.
Interview: Tony and panel explore Jay's military background, dating life, and balloon phobia. Discussion about condoms, his fear triggers, and his son in Salt Lake City.
- Son's engineering drawings look like penises with bigger rocket boosters.
- Balloon phobia from childhood sprinkler accident with five balloons.
- Greg and panel make balloon fear callback to Bert Kreischer.
Set: Jokes about turning 50, Facebook ads for depends and female Viagra, missing a finger from table saw accident, and difficulty with manual tasks.
Interview: Panel discusses her finger loss, husband's cooking career, 25th anniversary gift, female Viagra effects, and experience with hand limitations.
- Facebook depressing ads about depends and Female Viagra after turning 50.
- Missing finger from table saw accident affects adding by hand.
- Jimmy makes finger joke callback.
Set: Premise about first doctor delivering twins logically killing one. Short set cut off by aggressive laughter from Jimmy Carr.
Interview: Panel discusses the twin premise, questions about historical timeline, Josh's delivery and appearance. Greg coaches on joke structure and opening with strongest material.
- First doctor delivering twins would logically kill one of them.
- Jimmy Carr laughs so aggressively it cuts off Josh's set.
- Greg coaches Josh on finishing stronger jokes before new material.
Set: Jokes about turning 31, lack of children compared to friends from Illinois, minivan with 'dad of 12' license plate, criticism of pullout game.
Interview: Dave discusses recent move to LA from Illinois in April, works for rehab center but got fired, five years sober, makes hot sauce, fear of car accidents.
- Friends from Illinois have kids, he hasn't loved five people.
- Dad of 12 minivan has atrocious pullout game.
- Jimmy Carr validates the twin joke premise with phrasing callback.
- Moshe offers Ice House Friday show booking.
Set: Jokes about being a dwarf (4'8"), Filipino identity, being mistaken for a child, booster seat for driving, ordering from kids menu, and sexual references.
Interview: Panel discusses her dwarfism, spina bifida condition, dating, sexual relationships, and stand-up comedy aspirations. Moshe offers mentorship and college circuit agent connection.
- Guys call her fun, but it's just booster seat for driving.
- Can order from kids menu and perform sexual acts simultaneously.
- Moshe offers mentorship and college circuit connection for her clean material.
- Panel heavily sexualizes Lila throughout interview.
- Lila performs spina bifida bit about everything down south working.
Set: Story about getting honked at in Lyft, flipping off driver, large Black man jumping out, threatening confrontation, runs away to work. No clear punchline.
Interview: Panel questions the story structure, suggests adding comedy, discusses his appearance, tattoos, church background, dating life, and service industry work.
- Lyft driver honks, large man jumps out, he runs to work.
- Greg coaches on story structure and comedic timing.
- Panel notes interview is borderline racist in nature.
Set: Jokes about friends pressuring him to watch gay porn, being called homophobic for refusing, absurd comparisons to Syrian refugees and small businesses.
Interview: Panel praises his writing and delivery, discusses his age (23), recent move to LA, Muslim-Christian mixed family background, his parents' marriage story.
- Friends pressure to watch gay porn, compare to Syrian refugee caring.
- Absurd comparisons: homophobic accusation equals capitalist small business criticism.
- Panel predicts he will become a star.
- Moshe and Jimmy express strong attraction.
Set: Jokes about parents sending her to all-deaf college (Gallaudet), dating deaf guy, drunk sign language dancing, difference between drunk signing and dancing.
Interview: Panel discusses her parents being deaf, event production work, dating deaf guy, sign language interpretation career, relocating to LA, queefing freedom of deaf people.
- Parents sent to all-deaf college because sick of hearing her talk.
- Dated deaf guy, smart and good with hands but quiet.
- Jimmy shares sign language interpreter story about nude figure drawing class.
- Greg discusses deaf people's lack of fart embarrassment.